>attract females based on looks alone
>6'2'' master race
>currently banging two chix
>tfw I was once a robot
>Germanic peoples can't pronounce a soft "G"
>call us "Niggers"
>tfw no psychopath bf
sometimes i cant tell if i dont have a gf only because i dress super nice and look so fucking homo that grills dont even bother with me
/fa/ has kinda become a general adjective for putting effort into ones dressing, regardless of whether or not it overlaps with the board's taste
i'd never follow their shitty advice, trust me, they're niggers of the highest order
There it is.
Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimetres.
Does some bernd actually think that they could do shit to me in an actual street alteraction? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is quaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessy move 45kg weights in the scott-biceptbench....
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Who /SanAntonio here?
I'm moving to that comfy city
Born and raised there. Got the fuck out as soon as I could. Hope you like Tex-Mex.
Pepes who have graduated from college within the past 3 years. How are you doing in life right now?
Working in law at ~$40,000/yr and moving out of mom's.
Going to open a bank account (likely CD) for my brother, who I've been giving ~$180-90 monthly for the past two years. I'm his financial (and occasionally emotional) support, so I wanna make sure I can still transfer shit easily when I leave. Love my job. Wondering if I should go to law school. Overall doing good.
my xbox 360 broke and so i bought another 1 on craigslist for $130. it was like new and came with 2 controllers. its the black one and the power button doesnt need to be physically touched to operate. did i get ripped off or was it a fair price?
am a poor neet so getting a ps4 or xbox 1 is out of the question
I can't project my voice at all, I have the most feminine fag voice of any guy I know. I was mistaken as a girl on the phone well into 18.
Sometimes I'm genuinely surprised how loud and deep my voice is when its projected but I don't talk too much, I'm thinking of taking some classes, I'd love to have that James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman
My voice in real life is decent. But it sounds like absolute trash on the phone or on video. This only contributes to my compulsive avoidance of cameras/recorders. I even have trouble speaking on online games.
So robots, I am bored.
Post images with minor imperfections, I will try and fix them.
Remove the cobwebs in the top right corner please, plus anything thing else you think you can improve
how do I stop this? I don't want to die alone fuck fuck fuck
For me, I just get uncomfortable and see the undesirable features about that person to the point of not liking them anymore. It would be pussying out if you ditched the girl.
Would you buy a pet emu?
I used to take care of emus when I worked at an animal sanctuary in highschool. They're chill as fuck, interesting to watch, and like being petted. I'd like to own a dinosaur someday, but you have to get more than one otherwise they get lonely.
Also I need an emu to help me fend off australian shitposters on /int/.
there's a farm a few miles from me that used to raise emus. I don't know if they still do, I don't go down that street very often. Every once in a while you'd see the whole flock of them (is a flock what it's called?) chilling in the field.
I've always wondered if I could get an egg and make a two-pound omelette.
Is it bad if I get an erection every time we tongue kiss?
Anyone else he so much of a loser that /r9k/ is the closest thing you have to a social life?
If you could impregnate a girl right now, would you do it?
>tfw no money grubbing shlomina jew gf