How's this for a suicide note?
daily reminder if you like traps
it is gay and mentally ill
but discuss anyway
gonna meet a girl i got talking to online, says her ex's dick was 8" and mine's 5.5". she says she doesnt care about size but y'know
>says her ex's dick was 8"
>she says she doesnt care about size
She's lying if she told you the size of her last boyfriend dick. You're not even supposed to know that you weird fuck, she's just supposed to tell you if you're worse or better at bed afterwards like everyone does (or maybe lie if she feels like you're a pussy faggot).
How do you get a job? srsly
>TFW not born in LA or Miami
>born into crazy hillbilly family in the northern woods
Is there any point to living? Like literally at all.
Being a redneck / hillbilly isn't that bad
>know his country from its very depths
>feels at home even when lost in the countryside
>can be politically incorrect : for other people it's normal since you're a rude countryside guy
>minority privilege since there is less countryside each year
How frequently could I smoke a cigar without it becoming an addiction?
I smoke maybe 4-5 a year currently.
Addiction is literally a meme. If you need to quit you quit it's seriously that easy, so smoke as many as you can afford.
i made a waifu so i am not so lonely
do you like her? this is how i would like a girl if i could... choose
Last time that site was posted I got distracted for a while and couldn't help myself.
It's pretty fun to play around with honestly, here's another creation.
Who /mischief/ here?
>order water at mckeks
>Invite married women to a party with all black single men
Anyone else here gay and unable to find a bf?
Not gay, but the only person who's ever hit on me was.
Feels bad, man.
Why haven't you fucked your grandmother yet?
Because i am not such a social outcast who never touched a girl in his life
Maybe because you cannot make 3 sentences in front of a girl is the reason you want to fuck your grandma
A thread for blacks to vent about whats on their minds without having to be called the "N" word every two seconds.
Whats bothering you or whats got you feeling good, fellow blackbots?
>tfw can't wear comfy clothes (sweatpants, hoodies, beanies, etc...) because you'll be labeled a thug or hoodlum
I wear sweatpants and a hooded sweatshirt most days on campus and have never been called a thug or harassed by police/store owners. Where do you live where people are just arbitrarily calling black men who dindu nuffin thugs?
I always tip, when I was a kid it made no sense to me but my dad told me a story of having been to a bar in which a large party patronized the place for several hours. When their check came and they didn't tip the bartender took a photo of them and placed it on the wall so people would not service them at that location.
Plus I've always had anxiety about being considered a nontipper from the get-go due to being a nigger
Which race makes the best traps?
I would tentatively suggest it is the East Asians. Pic related.
The most passable traps I've ever seen were all white. Kalindra Chan, cried wolves, Bailey, Sarina, all those /lgbt/ and reddit traps. Pic related.
How can you know that girl's interested in you?
A true robot will never be loved by someone of the opposite sex or even the same sex if you swing that way.
Once you have ditched your delusions and realized that you will be alone forever, come back here.
If you wish to be loved or liked by your onetis and think that might become true, leave this board since you are a normie
You don't belong here, I want you to fucking leave
You know I'm right faggot
>Play Pay2Win online FPS
>Buy everything, dominate penniless NEETs
>Perpetuate this business style and further shut NEETs out from their hobbies
>Destroy childish Industries and hobbies with my lack of patience and fat wallet and pervert a once patient and niche thing into a monster of social justice, media and pandering
Wagefags and salaryfags win again NEETs! Feels good to have a stable income desu
jokes on you, wagekuck! Enjoy fucking around in your commercial microtransaction factories, I'll be playing some Battle for Wesnoth while you're at work.
Your Linux can't save you NEET boy. You're a pathetic hold out as the world slowly goes mobile. And guess what? My micro transaction shittery is rampant there too! Soon you'll have nothing, and you'll be forced to deal with the adults of the world who enable you to have an internet connection