Found /r9k/ dream girl
im interested in a different cristina
Why can't niggers just control themselves. dindu nuffin
We're honestly a pretty disgusting race.
I usually try to separate entirely from most other black people since they've always treated me like shit anyway.
I'd rather be a second class citizen among whites than a first class citizen among blacks
How do i get a qt virgin gf, r9k?
She will instead marry a selfish egomaniac who does not value her.
How dare you even pay attention to that egomaniac, Mattpatt.
He doesn't treat her like the princess she deserves to be treated as. They probably sleep in separate beds knowing his massive ego.
A robot would treat Steph right, like the true woman she should be treated as.
I see no roaches..
I hear no roaches..
Come out roaches.. ol hijak wouldn't hurt a fly! tehehe!
Used to turn on the lights, and see nothing but roaches. Now I turn on the lights and see Bentleys and Porsches
sick rhymes without reason roach
WE ARE GONNA TAKE CARE OF OUR VIRGINS. OUR VIRGINS ARE GETTING TREATED SO BADLY
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE ARTIFICIAL WOMBS AND WE ARE GONNA INVEST MILLIONS INTO VIRTUAL REALITY TECHNOLOGY
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE NOW
>Donald Trump will crack down on internet pornography if elected president, vowing to appoint a commission to examine its "harmful public health impact."
Please say it ain't true...
Trump plz... we need MORE porn, not less. We need VR waifus...
sure. but i think that people need opportunity, not welfare.
the line between mopping floors 10 hours a day and browsing the internet all day is obvious. i think proper wages and hours will fix this
Daily reminder that no matter where you go, no matter what you do, your HS past will always be by your side
You're full of shit friend, I moved half the country away and am doing better off than 90 percent of those married cucks. Their most exciting weekend involves going to costco while their banshee kids run around.
Not really. I don't give a fuck about my highschool past. I mean, if you live in a small town and see the same people you went to highschool with every day, you're still stuck, but you can always leave.
You're bored and I'm bored, come watch me do stuff on my screen. Fun stuff coming up at the end.
How can I convince myself to believe in a religion/God of my own making so that I can feel as though all of my actions are justified no matter what they are?
Anon, would you be a dear and help rub my belly? Your friend is a bit hard to digest and my tummy needs help.
>at the mall shopping for some cologne
>out of nowhere some girl that was in one of my classes last year shows up, she's a decent 7.5/10
>somehow muster up the courage to say "d-don't i know you?"
>"oh yeah! you're that one guy who dresses nice!"
>"haha y-yeah..i put effort into what i wear usually.."
>ask her which cologne she liked best out of...
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You literally had a girl ask YOU out and somehow you managed to fuck that up?
>randomly think about a girl i used to know
>probably the only girl i've ever actually loved
>decide to look her up for the hell of it
>find out she just got married
Okay. I'm fine.
Did you date her or just orbit her?
Not trying to be a dick but if you never touched her you have no right to feel bad and you just had an unhealthy obsession.
Move on friendo.
I'm in vet school right now and I've been doing alright so far but I really want to get some adderall for my remaining semesters.
A friend gave me some a few times in the past but I want my own supply to stop being a leech.
Any advice on how to deal with the doctor?
>/soft and sweet/?
>Tip pizza guy who's White 5 dollars and he says thanks
>Afterwards I have second thoughts because I think he'll talk shit about me because I'm Brown
> You idiots don't realize that you're probably talking to the same 20 people for years now on r9k about the same exact topics.
how do you live with yourself, anon?
>Why don't you lift for me, anon? Don't you love me?
OP I don't suppose you have the imgur album full of Kurisus like this, I used to have like all 20 of them but lost my reaction folder a few months ago
>those feels you feel
I never asked to feel these feels.
Give me tips on how to seduce my coworker /r9k/
I'm 23F, he's in his 40s.
>Are you a single mother?
He's very attractive facially. Also he's a Europoor immigrant so he isn't massively obese like 80% of young American men.
Is this place really filled with underage? I used to go there when I was 16 and thought I was special. It seem that nowadays, more than 50% of /r9k is bellow 18.
Who else /pathalogical liar/ here?
I can't stop lieing even about small things, it's fucking ruining my life. I get kind of like a small kick or high off of it.
I don't know what the fuck to do about it.
Yep, that sounds totally like me, I think that it's a blessing when you work in pharmaceutical retail (like I do), it fucking pays off pretty well to sell old dirtbag bloomers shit that doesn't work heh.
I know the feeling. I don't get a kick out of it, I really want to never do it again, but it happens predominately as a kneejerk reaction to things, and it feels incredibly hard to control.
tfw desperately want opinions on my face but too scared to post it on 4chan
I know that feel, but nevermind, the opinion of others doesn't matter, especially the opinion of fat neckbearded faggots who sit 24/7 infront of the computer and jack off to shemales.
How do I feel better bros, playing games and listening to music doesn't seem to help that much these days
Just let yourself drown in it
there's nothing you can do
I went to strip club the other day, she let me feel her up, the feeling went away, even if it was just for a second but it went away
You got one of these babies, however you can only write 1 name in it then it's gone forever. Whose name do you write?
This. Not because I oppose her politics. Not because I endorse Trump. I'm not even American, I don't even care about politics. I just want to watch the world burn, and this will be the most entertaining way.
Who devious here??
>be black in all white town
>customer walk in and asks for something
>cant hear him
>ask him to repeat please
>"I WANT A LARGE CHICKEN BURRITO, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!"
>Give him a box with napkins in it
>Tell him the burrito is in the box
Kek. He is probably at home right now opening his box of napkins and crying...
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Sorry to hear that bud. I work retail in a US city in the south. I am the only white person in the entire store. My coworkers treat me like dogshit. They won't speak to me unless spoken to and won't lift a finger to help me ever.
I was studying during some downtime and got told on and chewed out within 5 minutes. Meanwhile 90% of my coworkers walk around playing Pokemon go all day long with no consequence.
This is racism, for real. When the majority discriminates the minority based on ethnicity or race, it is racism. Sorry to hear that, hope the bad experience doesnt turn you to a total stormfront guy. Just know there are decent people from all races, creeds and religions.
Was watching the Amazing Spider Man 2 yesterday and it dawned on me that Electro is definately a robot who became a villain. Any other robot villains?
Remember when /r9k/ would have lengthy discussions about the state of society and how it affects us as virgin robot NEETs? These days if you post anything over five lines of dialogue you are ignored or at the least told to go back to /tumblr/ and stop your "blog post".
i miss her so much. i wish she just knew how sorry i am
Sup losers do anything? Oh wait you didnt did you? Just came back from a bar crawl nothing unusual same thing as always hooking up with a hotty getting hella faded nawisayin nah you dont losers hahahahahha!!!!!