ITT: worst things you've done to your dick.
> second grade
> playing with magnets
> these are pretty strong magnets, I found a couple like them recently, they're really strong
> put one on either side of my scrotum
> crushing my balls in a vice
> have to pry them off with my fingers
> tenth grade
> hear about std testing where they swab your dick with a q-tip
> stupidly decide to experience it by sticking a q-tip with the cotton ripped off up my urethra
> burned for three days
> no stds because khv.
> have erection for more than 5 hours
> heard about a procedure where the doctor stabs your dick to let the blood drain
> try it with a steak knife
> blood shoots everywhere
> wrap it in gauze and leave it
> goes soft
> agony to get hard for the next few months
> amazed I still have my dick
>tfw you'd die for her
>tfw she doesn't even know you exist
>You want to gently protect her innocence, nurture and provide for her
>She wants absolutely nothing to do with you
Tymote general, because we haven't had one in a while
Shoutout to Noxxie1337
Does anyone have the bosses?
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoeO5RbgfMw
Okay. Tymote. :DDDD
My addiction is back now. At least I'll make the most out of it...
>people post #thanksgivingwithwhitefamilies
>white people make their own
>LMAO raciss whitey can't banter
I remember before niggers started being faggots on Twitter, shiiieeet comics would get posted all the time to shitskin tears.
Pic related; whites can banter
Post the lewdest pic of you are and waifu
At least he's good enough to make a general waifu thread instead of spamming ones devoted entirely to that roasty. But that might be because he's just trying to avoid bans instead of a general sense of do-gooding.
Just got fired from my job today. I stole about $75. I just started working there, too as the manager. I sent the boss an email 2 hours after I was let go pleading my case saying how I am sorry and wont do it again, but in better words.
Now what? Do I look for another job and wait for a response from the old boss? Do I tell my parents now or wait a few days? This is the 3rd job this year I've been let go from. The other two I just wasn't a fit at the company, nothing malicious.
Post autistic things you did in high school
>last year of hs, my birthday, best fem from class (it was humanistic profile tho) coming through me
>"anon, my ass is full of chalk, could you wipe it off?"
I know it was beta thing to do, but damn this ass, she had leggins, and was pear-shaped qt redhead, still masturbate to her facebook sometimes
Uni thread. Get in here faggots
>Coursework to difficult
>20 y/o kissless virgin
>I don't know what's even the point anymore
>700 words due Friday that I haven't started
>Have to do a database in microsoft access
>It's due tomorrow
>I barely started
>don't know what to do or how to do it
Community college is suffering.
ohayo /r9k/! remember, do your best today, alright?
i'm going to my wagekek job now but when i return I will post white pill video that i recorded this morning
I will. I will do my best today, eggy. I'm looking forward to that video.
Is this new? Posting blatant ass shots to Instagram
>string along guy online
>get to know him for a bit
>ask him for his height
>tell him he's too short and cut all contact with him
>I'm not even a girl
>I'm a manlet too but I love doing this
I do it on kik for now because I've been busy, they get pretty mad, there's a bunch of thirsty normies on yik yak.
Fembots, do you like giving handjobs?
It's a fetish of mine, so yes. Have an oral cream pie/throat fucking fetish
You're asking specifically for grills so I'm giving you an answer, not trying to attentionfag it up
Would you ever eat pussy?
anyone have any protip on how to find the motivation or do quick easy training. im asking here instead of fit cus im depressed and just some "man up" wont help
Nothing really, it has to do with testosterone levels.
That is why women are such lazy fucks who leach off men, low test, just like you.
Personally I find pullups are really good. You can usually find somewhere to do them at home, they're decent strength training without needing weights, and you can start of doing inverted ones if you suck ass at them. They feel really good to do, your arms and upper back loll afterwards.
Problem is you have to not be a complete fatfuck to start with. If you're a fatty you need you need to eat less first.
How do I cope with being a black woman who is salty that she was not born a chubby faced Asian girl?
Post your best Elliot quotes
"Obnoxious drunk boys were chatting up pretty girls, and I wondered with great panic if they would be having sex together in the night. I often fantasized about barging into their rooms while they had sex and slashing them to death with my knife."