Why aren't you living the YOLO lifestyle /r9k/?
Maybe if you didn't huddle up in your room and went out to flirt on girls, even if youre a fucking freak because YOLO, you probably wouldn't be a virgin
You know it's true
Why aren't you living the MUSG lifestyle /r9k/?
Maybe if you didn't go out to flirt with girls and huddled in your room, even if youre a fucking normie because MUSG, you probably wouldn't be bluepilled
You know it's true
You wake up youre a friendless kissless handholdless lifeless 24 year old virgin and you realize you continually fail some sort of test you take when you interact with people, that you've been taking and failing this test your entire life
i do my best i guess, what else can you do.
/r9k/ places far too much emphasis on social matters. /r9k/'s social ineptitude is probably partly due to this. you guys stress about tiny interactions. i don't know if you guys just get carried away or are especially sensitive people or what. its like one stammer verifies your warped view that you really are an un-normie.
how can you guys cope with hanging around a place as negative and poisonous as this? i'm legitimately interested. is it that you feel this is the only 'place for you'? you feel rejected by anyone you consider 'more normal' than yourself? you are addicted to the internet? you are bitter and use this as a means to justify your world view?
I don't cope with the negativity, I thrive in it.
what the fuck is wrong with modern women?
>one chance at life and born with aspergers
why even live desu senpai
its hard to in the moment you just react accordingly especially when im in those situations im extremely scared and anxious and i only realize what an aspie ive been after the fact
Robots what are some lonely jobs
I am keen to just get a comfy job with minimal interaction with people
Doesn't even have to be comfy, I am not one to shy away from hard work, as long as its quiet.
Help another Robot plan his life out please
>tfw you realise that for EVERY Awoman you meet there is a specific sequence of words that you could speak that would allow you to have sex with them
>you will never know these sequences of words
I'm not going to call you a faggot, but I'll give you a few choice words;
The sequence of words that you're looking for starts with; "Oh man, I have 500$ and nobody to spend them on. Would you do me the honours?"
Do this without a creepy smile or staring directly at them often leads to either laughter or disgust. But it often clicks. Actually having 500$ also helps.
Would you date this girl?
If by date you mean fuck, and by fuck you mean in the mouth, and by in the mouth, you mean with a 1911 handgun, yes. I would date that girl. I would date the fuck out her. The low self esteem is palapble from here.
feminists have made a chat-bot that mimics the misogyny and sexism women face online everyday.
what do you creeps think?
It's really poorly made so w/e
>AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY HI?
Rate me, retards.
Don't ask any personal questions, though.
Show me a man who's gentle and kind
and I'll show you a loser
I'm gentle and kind if you're gentle and kind, what's your point?
I've really noticed r9k going downhill lately. It's now nothing but normies and stacies. We used to have a safe haven where we could come together and feel our robot feels. Now this place is flooded with redditors and 9fags who came here to see funny stories about lonely people and who don't understand how much they've destroyed the board culture that bought them here in the first place. Is there anything we can do? Or is r9k to be left to non kvhs and roasties?
Pic related, stacies are actually trying to hook up with egg chad because of the disgusting...
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Hahahaha what a fucking faggot.
You think board belongs to you? You think you're entitled to the entire fucking board, just because you call yourself a 'robot'?
When the board was created, its point wasn't in having a bunch of ugly fat kissless virgin misogynist retards who never workout discuss their pathetic lives - the point was in HAVING ORIGINAL CONTENT.
So, until the Internet Law starts existing, this board is a bunch of data on 4chan servers on which I will post whenever I want. And there is NOTHING you can do about it. Putrid fucking cunt.
I'm in a relationship but want to use Tinder to chat with people, not to hook up, is it wrong?
Would you prefer a qt/10 gf or the ability to piss wodka or diesel from your penis?
ITT Post your personality type and your sexual preferences, interests, etc. I want to see if their is any correlation between the two
>bisexual, submissive, into bondage, chastity, pet play, traps, etc.
INFJ-T "The Advocate"
Straight, nearly asexual in terms of actual desire towards real people. Not turned on by visuals. I get off primarily by reading and writing smut/ERP and don't orgasm from sex. I only really enjoyed IRL sex when my partner and I were in character, roleplaying some strange story.