Imagine having a girlfriend that looks like this
>He is too lazy to shower every day and thinks people dont notice
>make tinder profile with interest as girls
>change it to boys and girls
>ton of matches with boys calling me cute
why is life so cruel
I know this feel. I have had a ton of gay guys hit on me and one of my only friends in highschool was closet gay. He always tried to give me blowjobs and even offered to pay me. Never have I had a girl hit on me though, at least not to my knowledge.
>TFW local Chad is a degenerate
>Was already banging most of the girls in my hometown...which is a small college town
>Found out today he's been taking girls home and getting them to take knots from his Great Dane
Good for Chad. But hey, I got turned down by the fat girl at the 7-11 today.
I'm sure my good luck is around the corner though.
Post your rarest and bestest reaction pics
take this to /b/ because nobody cba to type an original every time
are peacoats autistic? i think its literally a torso fedora. most people wearing it here are fat neckbeards with poor stature and what is going on in their autist heads is "oh yeah this coat shows how im an intelligent noble gentleman immune to peer pressure of fashion and yolo swag degeneracy"
Anything looks autistic if you're fat with a scruffy beard.
Also he's tucked his trousers into his boots like a retard; that doesn't help.
Seriously, just turn up the bottoms to a one-inch band.
Is just a coat who gives a shit.
If you're good looking at will look good and if you're an ugly autist it will look bad, just like every other article of clothing.
Worrying about this kind of thing is retarded.
Currently 5% of young adult women have not had sex, but the overall figure for both genders is 15%. This means the figure for males is 25%.
In the 1960s, those figures were 2.3% and 6% respectively, meaning 9.7% of men were locked out of participating compared to 25% today.
Comments section is... interesting.
Where do you fall on the chart, /r9k/?
Guess which one is a robot thread
>I'm into soft bondage xD
People have to clarify it because of how fucked up shit "people" who are into "bondage" do.
Tying your GF's hands on the bed and talking dirty is bondage, using ass hooks, whips, restrainers etc is just being alone and mentally ill.
so what ever happened to those bullys who used to torture you?
Day 2 - I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
I'm so weak willed when it comes to fapping
Why are men necessary in 2016?
Women are making more money and focusing on careers. Men aren't needed for sex or money.
>tfw no qt trap gf
Why do I even wake up every day
>mommy has started watching Mr. Robot
>she keeps making stupid comparisons between me and the main character
The only thing you need It's workout
But you are too lazy
Recently turned 22, still a virgin.
Who is the oldest virgin on /r9k/?
Movie characters that are literally you thread
Pic related is me except I'm not a manlet
Would do anything for brother and huge fuckup with girls. I have no friends and enjoy hobbies on my own.
ITT: vaguely describe a plot of an anime and have others guess it.
>main character is a trap
>class has to kill teacher
>Add someone online
>Get along what I think is quite well
>Next day they delete me
Why can't I stop driving people away?
I think people here regret adding people or just don't want to continue interacting with you.
My girlfriend recently got this tattoo in her ankle. What does it mean??
>Used to live in big city
>Stickers on a bunch of lampposts with that sign on it
>Never knew what it meant
>mfw I just figured it out
Pretty sure I have Chad genetics. Why don't I have a gf yet? I don't want to be one of you faggots.
Shave, bulk up, get some muscle, and learn some fashion. And you'll be good to go, your features are good you just need to reach your full potential. I could see you getting a qt 3.14 gf.
Why and how did 4Chan become a conservative shithole?
/pol/ blew up and so rather than newfriends going to /b/ to learn about feminine dicks and getting dubs they go to /pol/ to learn about why Hitler did nothing wrong and the holocaust didn't happen (but should).
Are desktop threads allowed on /r9k/?
>maximum file size 2MB
post in this thread if you have been in the psych ward
normies need not apply
what was your admit like did you go willingly?
>Missed out on teenage love
>Missed out on teenage pussy
>Missed out on the best years of my life
>26 y/o, dating some used up skank that I don't even care about or like just because she's always DTF. but she's 28 and looks like garbage, despite taking care of herself and not being fat.
>See hot as fuck/cute girl in town
>Realize she's like 15-18.
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Women in their late 20's are just as braindead, but now on top of that they're also jaded and dead emotionally. They've had their "Best memories" and "Best experiences" already, so they don't get excited as much, whatever you do with them, their ex boyfriends have already done a hundred times better and their bodies are shit. Most of them have banged well over 10 or 20 guys.
Femom's advices thread.
Do you need advices in cooking, self care (body, hair, face, skin), removing stains from clothes, make up (for fembots) etc etc?
Femom is here!
I'm a girl who regularly takes care of people!
I'll try to reply to all of you!
Please, keep in mind that my native language is not english so sorry for my words/grammar.
>Please, keep in mind that my native language is not english so sorry for my words/grammar.
Sadly this doesn't excuse you for being too stupid to read the sticky.
Advice threads go on /adv/ and are not allowed here.
Regardless of how much I sleep, I always have bags under my eyes.
I already ordered a skin care thing, daily moisturizer.
Is there anything else I can do?
Should I get my ears pierced bots ? I'm a (gay) guy.
How do I earn princess points?
By being a good girl, that's obi senpai-alam.
My bf gives me PPP when I don't post on /r9k/.
Do you think you're sexually attractive?
There are no women attracted to short, skinny guys.