>15 - 18, be awkward teen who never gets any girls
>19-21, make changes, start gaining confidence, bagging teenage chicks left and right
>22-26, full-on chad mode, banging hotties at school left and right, other chads fear and despise me
>27, get engaged and then break it off
>28-29, slowly become the ultimate robot, no hope in sight
I...I guess this is my life now.
what am I supposed to do now? I mean...
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>he listens to metal and preaches that meme bands like coldplay are shit
This is how normies see you guys.
>tfw failing my first semester of college
>thinking about dropping out to work and save money for my funeral
who else /miserablyfailingatlife/ here?
I finally lost my virginity last night but I couldn't cum. I fucked her for an hour and she came 4 times but me, Nada. It was whiskey without the alcohol involved and I wasn't nervous at all. On top of that I hadn't fapped in almost 2 weeks so I was expecting to explode in her on my first thrust.
I want to die
I will never be a female
I will never feel normal
I will never been seen as a girl by most
I am living a nightmarish eery existence
Let's see those bank accounts.
Also post if you are living the NEET life or are a wagekek.
Total #1: +$565.66
Total #2: -$972.97
Grand total: -$407.31
Feels bad man.
Bonus: Neither neet nor wagekek
Broke college student
there ya go. I'm a poor 19 year old who works near minimum wage. But I am very frugal.
I really want to buy these shoes. They're 100 freedum bucks.
Should I indulge for once in my life or continue saving money to move out?
I'm currently employed but only making about 2k a month. I'm learning Java and HTML to make some money on the side and hopefully become financially independent.
So far, I have about 5 grand saved after a very financially turbulent 6 years or so.
They're on sale, pham. Original price is $150.
psychiatrists are doctors but they still don't fully get it because they're norms. the one who did the most was the one who told me that she used to be afraid of men at my age and she can understand why women are afraid of men and why if she was young again in modern times she might seek contact on the internet instead of offline
but I didn't admit to her that I was afraid of them and kind of played it down sigh maybe she could have helped more but she wasn't my psychiatrist but one for the mental ward they were keeping me in after the police caught...
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>the mental ward they were keeping me in after the police caught me coming down from the cliff with only my panties on
Stop this right now
Relax, they're not serious.
99% of the time it's either trolls, traps, or trannies.
If you want proof, just ask them for timestamped vagina, after which they'll proceed to make up some excuse and you can ignore the thread.
if you were friendzoned in the last 24 hours, you must post in this thread.
Revel in the grandiose extravagance that is my sheer illuminating choice-less will. I've gone nowhere and have seen no things. Through my (lack of) journeys I have come across great knowledge! i.e. brain damage from lack of social stimulation. The "knowledge" I have attained as afforded me such great feats of mental prowess such as dead pets + inhaling and exhaling ocd (don't ask, no, really dont LOL), attention deficit.. Yeah no that's child's play. I have such a lack of attention that I might as well phase through different dimensions because nothing can ever stay relevant to me. Learning mountains or disabilities make attaining any useful skills absolutely impossible.
Oh crap my mind wandered off how do I continue talking. Um, hit enter and explain how retarded I am then go from there, k.
Unimaginable self reflection has forced my mind to train and master the grandest art, assumption based knowledge. Where as logic would dictate I see therefore I am, my warped logic has led me to believe I see therefore all is. Admittedly being this fucked in the head has it's perks. Having absolutely nothing to gain or lose (except weight, kek) affords me the freedom to speak my thoughts without hesitation. All the crazy razzle dazzle makes the normies chuckle here and there. I'm talking about online of course. Lmao I haven't been out of "my house" in 6 years. Last time I did go out was because I had to be hospitalized. The car ride felt like a dream. Passenger seat ofc, no drivers license. I feel as if though I'm digressing but to be quite honest what the fuck am I really talking about.
I just turned 30, I've never been with a woman. I want to say I'm a kissless hugless virgin but I believe I was kissed on the cheek by a girl when I was 5, a girl who I never saw again due to my father being mentally unstable and causing shit with hers. Subsequently that + the lack of funds to get me playing sports led me to become a fat bitch. Again, digressing.
PENIS VAGINA BUTTSEX
roody-poo candy-ass, the people's champions
kek baka desu senpai
So, I keep reading about how Sasha Grey is one of the most fucked up mainstream pornstars there was in terms of what she was willing to do on camera. I'm interested in exactly what it was she did to get that reputation, but I don't want to actually see anything. I don't like porn, especially the really fucked up kind. So could someone just give me a summary of her "greatest hits". Again, no actual pictures of this stuff please.
james deen raped her so badly that she began questioning her own existence