>end group chat with normalfriends, uninstall messaging app
Feels good to be back guys.
ITT: we try to guess how old each other are by
>posting favorite album
>fetish and last thing you fapped to
>why you are a robot
>basically any album from The Cure
atellier lunette scandalous pls no bully ;_;
>sociopath that cannot hold a conversation
Does anyone else get really freaked out thinking about how they will inevitably, invariably, and surely die? Your body could give out at literally any second; you could come down with cancer or have an aneurysm and die tomorrow.
What's the point of all of this?
I wish I could make myself believe in God, not even trying to be edgy. Just having that extra hope, regardless of whether it's a legitimate one, would be so nice.
Can you live off of $55,300 a year? All I want is One-two bedroom apartment with a kitchen and a bathroom.
Well guys in a few weeks the new year will begin.
How did 2015 treat you?
Was it better than 2014?
>tfw you are so socially awkward that you have to work up courage to post on an anonymous kotaku autism forum
Hey it's me again, just popping in to chat. I was here every day but didn't really post anything because I was busy but I think I'm back now, or at the very least I am ready to talk again. Those deaths on my reserve I spoke of, they've actually messed me up more than I realised, I went into another fog but this time it I just sort of let it, I am probably to fragile to just directly confront myself about how I feel. I don't want to talk about my feelings. 2 kids died, and now it has me almost obsessed with death, this happened to me before. Of course,...
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bump 'cause I'm lonely
oh heh I made some friends on here a couple days ago when I told about what happened :x well my reserve, a reservation I'm from but don't currently live on, 2 kids from there died a few days ago in separate incidents. The one, age 17, kid was hit by a drunk driver and was brain dead and then he died a day later, and the other kid committed suicide, age 18. They're like the same age as me, kids shouldn't die :(
>wife said she loves it the most when I cum inside her
I thought women didn't actually feel this? Why do they like it? It looks annoying to clean.
>ywn experience a warm, sticky splooge filling your hole as a reward for a good pounding and then let it drizzle out of you & down your thighs in pure throbbing ecstacy
I'm not even gay or a wannabe tranny or nothing, but that just sounds genuinely neat.
A lot of girls get off on it. Even though its easy to make a man cum its a turn on knowing they made you cum. I had one girl if she was close enough to the edge, me cumming would make her orgasm. It's an ego thing.
Why do girls do this?
What? Cross their legs? It's so you can't see up their slutty blouses and see their vaginas. Instead of you know, doing the sensible thing and wearing something longer so that doesn't happen.
Why don't you just date a cute foreveralone girl, /r9k/?
Look at this one, she's so autistic that she wrote the entire message in form of a poem, and even her height requirements aren't that bad (5'9). So... what's stopping you?
>advertising yourself like a fine product up for grabs before the holidays
You have to ask yourself, would you date the female version of yourself.
Those are the types of girls that played animal crossing and minecraft in the back of the classroom when the teacher wasn't looking. This one in particular roleplays on a minecraft server.
Would you put up with an autistic child for your girlfriend? Hell I cant even put up with myself
What's on your to-do list /r9k/?
Wish for friends that come back from uni to hit me up. It's been so long I'm still in denial that they care. I message them and no replies but they read the message. Playing games till I die.
>tfw I am now 25
>more miserable and alone than ever
it wasn't supposed to be like this
Same, except I'm 26.
Never thought I would end up like this. I feel broken.
I turned 25 in April. This semester I asked out two women, of course both had bfs. Since I started dick pumping I'm getting more comfortable with myself.
I still can't work out regularly, but I'm working a thing that should help with joint pain.
One can make it, however horrifying it is.
Daily reminder that if you dont see these colors youre a degenerate
MS paint does not lie
>18 years old
>Don't know how to swim
Am i fucked?
>Am i fucked?
Just stay away from water, bro.
I keep forgetting it isn't instinctive for most people. Where I come from not knowing how to swim is like being retarded.