How the fuck do adult robots even get and stay fat? Especially if you live by yourself. How can you not resist buying fat people food? If it's right in front of you maybe you can't resist gorging, but if you're at the supermarket?
That's why I think fat cops are the worst. People forgive them for having such stressful jobs when it's not difficult not relying on donuts for stress relief.
What would happen if you lardasses just stopped eating so much? Like just get a basic idea of how many calories you actually eat, and then cut it by like 500 (that's like a serving of fries or a medium portion of soda).
You can just replace soda and drop the pounds and literally do nothing. Hell, drink diet soda or just carbonated water with some lemon juice.
know your place "malebots"
What's your point? The reason those threads have so many replies is BECAUSE of malebots. Posters here like to cry bitches and whores all day but this board is one of the thirstiest places on the internet.
Has anyone tried 5 HTP? It helps with insomnia, weight loss, and most importantly depression and anxiety. It's about $20 and you can buy it on Amazon. I'm a skeleton and worry about losing too much weight and any other adverse effects like fucking up brain chemistry and all that.
also tried that.
Phenibut works, but it's more addictive than you'd think and the withdrawal is absolutely hell.
only buy if you can honestly, and i mean honestly, dose yourself according to a schedule/regimen and not just when you want a pick me up
yu gi oh thread?
favourite cards? what are you doing to improve yourself as a yu gi oh player?
>tfw my ex-gf has agreed to be my friend
I'm gonna make it brah... we're all gonna make it...
>all women are whores who have shitloads of casual sex
>live in a city with two universities, both more than 50 % female
>only had prostitutes
This feel is so fucking bad. Post if you know these feels.
I remember one bus in to the city centre turned in to a clown car with over 50 % of passengers being 18-21 year old girls. It was god taunting me.
they are what they are, we are what we are.
id stick to the prostitutes honestly
have you considered that the problem may not lie with every single woman, but with you, anon?
That's pretty much what is creating school shooters.
A massive group of permanent involuntary celibates is being created, AND women are hyperdisplaying their mating characteristics to attract the vanishingly few men they are really willing to fuck.
It can't just be one or the other. It has to be both at the same time. Every single human female is now wearing skintight clothing and accentuating and revealing every aspect of her secondary sex characteristics that drives men insane.. to go to her day job. Not even to whore it up at some club. Just daily attire.
I just want one person that I like talking to that also likes talking to me
Why is this so hard to find
Pls teach me how to be likable robots
Who here /amphetamines/
Are you speeding or thinking about it? Well get in here
Doctor gives me a script for my add but I never do anything with them but I have no booze or weed so I'll probably do some if some robots join me
Can you guys help me figure out this magic trick? I've showed it to a bunch of people and nobody can figure it out. It's a very old trick, and there's a lot of videos of different people performing it, and you can even buy the trick online for like $1,599, but I just can't figure out how it's done.
What made early Spongebob so good /r9k/?
>tfw you remember every conversation with your oneitis
>tfw you make references to things she said
>tfw "lol what are you talking about anon?"
>tfw she doesn't remember
>tfw she doesn't think about you at all
>tfw you are just another person that she interacts with
>mfw my ex admitted that she doesn't even remember most of our relationship
>mfw I remember it clear as day
>tfw she says - i'd really like to drink some alcohol this weekend. I replied - i hope you'll have great weekend.
>Exercising can kill you
>Not Exercising can kill you
>Sitting too much and not going to work can kill you
>Working too much can kill you
>Not eating much can kill you
>Eating too much can ill you
>Being productive can kill you
>Not being productive can kill you
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAKE YOUR MINDS FUCKING UP NOOB...
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This board is too negative.
Let's try having a healthy, self-worth boosting thread as we head into the week.
You had one chance at life. List what's gone well for you in that one chance, things you appreciate.
>one chance at life
>my family loves me, even my dad though I don't know where he is and haven't spoken to him in a decade
>I once enjoyed several things, so it's conceivable that I rekindle those...
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>I have a decent high school diploma
>Relatively fit despite being a NEET
>I would probably look ok if I went to a dermatologist and got my acne-infested face taken care of
That's about it
no, everything is fucking awful and it never gets better EVER
thats the way things are for the people who are stuck here
maybe not for you, but you can just fuck right off
and you too, "femanons" are the cancer that has been killing r9k forever
can't find the night time picture edition
>looking up profiles of people from my class in school
>some chav who failed all his GCSEs is currently living in Thailand and posts photos of him with different Thai women each week
>I passed all my GCSEs
>Got a degree
>Currently a NEET
Crazy how life works out
Don't ask why but I need as many voice clips of people going like this:
As possible. Thanks in advance.
here you go