>Hey, I just found these tissues lying around on the floor in your room, why do they smell so weird?
MANLETS BTFO BY A FUCKING DWARF LMAO
When is it going to be acceptable to buy a pussy and ass sex toy? Girls can have dildos, why can't I have this?
All I want in life is to cum into one of these while looking at my waifu for fucks sake, I'm not asking for much.
What were your delusions, /r9k/? Probably not going to get many thoughts on current delusions, as that would require a modicum of self-awareness that is lacking when truly deluded.
Mine was that I was somehow gifted in strength and health, despite being an obese fatfuck, simply because I could walk very long distances despite being great big 400lbs fatfuck.
I just fucked my brain with alcohol.
Now came the headaches...
So fucking stupid...
>every cute girl you see is having sex on a regular basis
How do you feel about them?
It seems to have some stereotypes attached to it which makes it weird and creepy sometimes. But I feel like I shouldn't really complain because I want to fuck pregnant women so I don't have the high ground or nothing.
Let's see if any of you can solve a math problem for 8th graders.
>there are teenagers who have had sex, lurking this board atm
r9k is not only lurked by robots.
Many normies browse it to have a laugh from time to time. It's like going to the zoo, but more grotesque and accessible.
Personally I come here less and less. By now I can barely stomach your autistic faggotry.
I hear wizardchan is where actual robots hang out but I can't stand their theories on how they're enlightened and going to save the world or whatever. We should admit we're losers.
WHO /LOSINGIT/ HERE
I FEEL LIKE I AM LEGITIMATELY GOING INSANE
Same here. I've been thinking about ending it all before I'm 30.
I'd rather become smug to be honest but don't know how.
>Shat in the garden at the office party
Might get fired tomorrow
I will never understand why normies like dogs so much. They're loud and stupid, they shit everywhere, they can't even handle a person walking into a room without going completely ape shit. They jump up on your lap, always managing to step directly on your nutsack. They eat fucking everything that they think might be edible so when they eat rocks or whatever dumb shit you have to take them to the vet and spend your hard-earned money to keep the dumbass alive, completely negating natural selection.
Whenever a dog dies in a movie normies act like it's a fucking...
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what the fuck did you just say about my dog you little shit? i will have you know im trained in judo and im going to find and shit down your neck with my bare fists you little shit. you thought your little witty comment would incite laughter? i didnt think so you little shithead, go fuck yourself.
Makes me feel like I'm wasting my life, which I most definitely am. Still, it's not enough to make me get up and go. I just don't want to be hear. I'm broken, I'm too far behind. I lost. Can I stop playing, now?
Also, I'll see your vid and raise you.
>try on my skinny jeans today
>boyfriend rubs my crotch during our drive
>hurts and he knows it
would you date a fembot?
This board has ruined me. I want a gf so badly, but at the same time, I can't help but feel they would leave me for the next best thing. I wouldn't blame them, though.