>energy weapons have spectacular critical hit kill animations with NPCs gooifying or vaporizing.
>mini-nukes have a chance to sort of gib enemies upon a kill.
Why doesn't the Fatman/mini-nuke critical kill have some devastating spectacle?
I was a shit in highschool. I kept stealing the RAM cards out of this kids computer and hiding them in the class. I blamed it on the grade 12's we shared the class with, and they got a stern talking to. I would also constantly scream like a fucking retard in the cafeteria and bang my hands on the desk hard. The worst thing I did though, and I kind of feel bad about, was I took the water cooler in this one class, and dumped a bunch of hand soap into it while the rest of the class was in the computer lab. I remember some weird girl that always gulped down the water loudly,...
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>I was a shit in highschool. I kept stealing the RAM cards out of this kids computer and hiding them in the class. I blamed it on the grade 12's we shared the class with, and her cat going missing
It's that time again.
Go hug your sister and post results.
Make sure to tell her, how much you love her!
my sister attempted suicide on Thanksgiving, she's in the hospital.
I can't afford to travel and visit her right now.
So /r9k/, what's YOUR skincare routine?
I don't want to hear that any of you faggots are skimping out on this shit, especially if you're white, because once that damage has been done to your skin it's entirely irreversible. You should at the very least be wearing SPF daily if you're leaving the house.
Remember friends, proaction over reaction.
Who else /preservation/ here?
I don't believe in free will.
A lot of people who don't believe in it say free will is an illusion--that we "experience the feeling of free will", but in fact we don't have it.
Others who do believe in it say we experience having it, and it is real.
I'm not so sure we even experience an "illusion of free will".
What exactly does it mean to "experience having free will" or "experience the illusion of free will"?
Do you yourself have that experience?
>Talk to people
>Be annoying, awkward, upset people, universally disliked
>Keep to myself
>Be annoying, awkward, upset people, universally disliked but in different ways
No matter what I do I'm making life worse for everyone I come into contact with. I feel badly about it but this is just the way I am, suicide's tempting me again.
>talk to people
>you aren't funny , leave me alone , creep , ewww
>keep to myself
>omg he thinks he's better than everyone
>omg please don't shoot up our school
>why don't you talk?
Who /literallywillneverhavesexwithaconsentingwoman/ here?
what's with the fact thatt only girls in comments are trying to pity men for not crying enough and condescendingly telling them its "ok to cry, youre human too"
im a girl and i dont talk like that to guys, its fucking pathetic and desperate. i swear these cunts are just rubbing their own egos acting like this.
anyway, do you guys cry often? either way idgaf
Which is more depressing?
>asking women out and always failing
>having women show interest but being incapable of capitalizing
The latter is more frustrating, but even if the opportunity's passed by the time you realize they were interested, it's still nice to know they found you attractive. The former is the much more upsetting experience.
How do we solve the normie problem?
the fire rises
betas shall inherit the earth
recognize that "normies" aren't normal - they are simply the deviant scum who define normal down, and sink to the lower standard "first!" to establish a new equilibrium in which they rule.
Is it normal for guys to wake up with erections?
Yes, didn't you learn this in school, you squidding squidposter?
in b4 lewdposters
What are (comfy) jobs where you basically get paid to do nothing? Security guard seems like a good one:
>no one there
>sit on your ass all day
>just walk around the building a couple times
>enough time to read
>enough time to learn a skill
>no need to socialize
Come on robots, let's help each other out!
I believe the night shift is like that in some places. Like office parks, where they need to have someone there so they can say they had someone there and cover their ass legally if anything happens. Some of the daytime security jobs are strict about not letting you be on your phone or a computer or anything at all.
in any case plum jobs like this are only gonna become rarer and rarer.
>training is quite rigorous if you plan to work somewhere respectable
>there is a chance you will actually have to physically fight someone alone in the middle of the night
I'll stick to my semi-comfy job. Hotel beach attendant. Get people chairs, umbrellas, and towels, and sit in the office during downtime. Bad weather=8 hours of sitting in an office with free food in between.
Also, to add onto this, the comfiest job of all time is hotel gift shop clerk.
>sit in gift shop for 8 hours
>do nothing but occasionally sell a can of soda or some sunscreen
That bitch has it so easy it's ridiculous, and she gets 11 bucks an hour
I really want to get obsessed with a video game so that I can stop thinking about my shitty life. But I don't like any games anymore.
God, I fucking know this feel. Video games, television, fucking nothing distracts me from reality anymore. It's like there's this glass barrier which distances me from any sense of immersion.
Semi-daily reminder that Mystery.jpg is a literal normie whore who fucks random men off soc
>Implying that any whore here isnt fucking off robots
She should be banned from here
No anime garbage, prefer the genre drama