sit or stand?
bro r u serious, you simply cant get all the poop when standing up. Isnt it really fucking clear that spreading the cheeks is more hygienic.
They're so fun and I'm feeling really sad. Pic related its mine.
Yes, but I didn't come up with a comedian at all.
Here you go anon template
yea me neither
>show girl a pic on my phone
>politely remind her not to scroll
>immediately starts scrolling and will not give phone back
>trying to get it back and accidentally touch her butt because she is running around
>tfw she saw my reaction image folder
>"Anon why do you have a picture or a shirtless guy on your phone?"
>in front of several people
Its my birthday /r9k/, in this thread you can leave me your friendly birthday greetings. Thank you in advance.
>Google your name
>First wikipedia link is native american name
>Google your name
>First wikipedia link is Jewish name
Why don't you just go on okc or tinder and straight up say you're a virgin looking for a girl to take your v-card? If you say it in your profile and send messages, you're bound to find a girl who'll find it funny or interesting experience or even some girls who have this as a fetish... milfs especiall.
>you're bound to find a girl who'll find it funny or interesting experience or even some girls who have this as a fetish
This is my waifu this is my gun
>Room full of betas
>why try to be a normie
What's with faggot, betas like this thinking they can be normies. Just accept that you're fucking failed normies, cyborgs or robots like the rest of us. Faggots who try to do normie shit and look like faggots piss me off.
Contribute with more cringy betas trying to be normal.
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God that shit makes me gringe, senpai. Do they think they're normal? Do they think anyone actually respects them?
Anyone else a self hating beta here? I'm cool as long as you faggots know your place like me. These assholes though...
Do you think women enjoy rejecting men more than fucking them? I am certain girls prefer calling a robot for a stalker creep, even more than getting fucked by Chad.
I feel like a fucking zombie. The majority of my mind is spent staring into a screen, and if it wasn't, it would be spent doing frivolous shit like going to coffee shops and chatting about stupid shit with vapid idiots.
Everything about our civilization is just so fucked up, shallow, meaningless.
People used to fucking run around hunting animals, picking fruits and shit. Sleeping in caves on the skins of animals they killed the fuck out of.
And there was no bullshit. Someone was being a fucking dick? You punch their fucking lights out. Now? "Oh,...
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Read Notes from the Underground by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. Try to read the Constance Garnett translation.
>inb4 I don't like reading on my computer
Shut up you lazy faggot, you spend all day reading on your computer, except instead of reading quality existential literature you read incoherent babblings on a Taiwanese finger puppet forum.
Actually I spend a lot of time reading on my computer. I use my webcam/mic and record myself reading aloud for a few hours a day. Figured it would help my social skills. Still a NEET who barely goes outside, but hey, maybe if I give it enough time...
Also, I'll read it. Probably. Maybe later.
Why don't you just download Grindr and find a thirsty homo to lose your virginity to? Surely it's better than nothing.
>Stoya accuses James Deen of raping her
>Stoya wrote the above two tweets Saturday in which accuses her ex-boyfriend James Deen of raping her
ironic how James Deen is considered the feminist male porn star of choice
oh well, another chad hits the chopping block
Whats the point of being in a relationship if you can't satisfy the other person sexually? Might as well save them the trouble and stay alone, right?
Contrary to popular belief, partners that have enough care for you outside of sexual experience are usually willing to teach you the ropes.
Plus, general experience is only a bit better than no experience, most people have preferences and kinks that you can only learn from them specifically, so you're almost starting from scratch every time.
You know what to do mi familia
post virgins that you've met on the internet
this guy is so cute btw teehee :)