How does reviewbrah have such acne free and smooth skin despite eating only fast food all day?
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How many NEET points do you get?
Are you people this stupid to believe that Pinohcet was fascist?
A foreign puppet who sold his country to multinationals is the opposite of fascism.
Off the helicopter it goes
>A foreign puppet who sold his country to multinationals is the opposite of fascism.
Fascism is authoritarian, palingenetic ultranationalism. Usually espousing a corporatist economic model.
The opposite of fascism is probably communism. But saying it has an exact diametric "opposite" is nonsensical, since it's a syncretic ideology.
ask a guy who has browsed /r9k/ for years and lost his khv last night anything
If a new board were made right now called /r9khhv/...
Do you think normals would go on it and post or would it finally just be a place for robots?
Wiz was for people that DID NOT want to discuss anything about sex or being a virgin forever
So to reiterate, would normals leave us alone if we had our own board openly dedicated to khhvs?
Honest opinions fellas, I'm gonna bump with comfy/nice because only the lord know how much hate and negativity has been given to us
Really though, I don't think anybody will ever see that world
Should I learn a martial art and turn my body into a weapon?
Is it even useful against people stronger than you or against more than one opponent?
If you're outnumbered the only way you will beat multiple people with ebin fighting skills is if you're stronger than them and they decide to come alone, or if they're utterly retarded
If you're fighting someone heavier and stronger than you then it depends on the power difference, no amount of karate skills will make a 5'5 manlet beat some 6'4 jacked up guy
Just get a weapon like knuckle dusters or a knife, those are more effective in turning the tide of an unfair fight
how common are /ss/ fantasies amongst women?
no 'femanons' pls
anybody have that video where a female psychologist details the reasoning female predators use to justify their actions?
Women usually end up with daddy issues so they want a man who is as big as possible.
I think the ones that actually like kids are that way because they want to impose their power over an innocent small child.
No friends thread.
I have no friends outside of the internet.
I just want to hangout with people in person :(
Do you think that it gives you enough social interaction ?
>go to sleep at 5am
>woken at 7am by selfish wagies driving their noisy cars to work
The day of the rope is coming, wagie. The NEET uprising is at hand.
Needed to add some more.
>took 30 agonizing minutes before I could settle back down in to my much needed rest
>had a rather uncomfortable, shallow sleep that barely lasted 10 more hours
That's a mere 12 hours total wagie. Needless to say I am not in a good mood and you better lower your eyes if you see me.
If you are not a NEET and HIKIKOMORI you need to GET THE FUCK OUT of /r9k/!
You are enjoying the patricians night walk and bump into this, what do you do
boards marked in red are reddit colonies that you should be ashamed of yourself for visiting
>a liberal colony
No. Plebbit is a completely obnixously left-wing pro-Bernie site.
You are offered a cute and loyal Asian girlfriend but here's the catch, when she was 6 she was accidentally stabbed with an hiv infested syringe and now she has hiv.
Will you take her or refuse the offer?
So, I've been lurking here for about two weeks, ever since one of my patients mentioned that he spends considerable time here. I think I've grasped at least a superficial grip on the board culture, but one thing eludes me.
This "Chad Thundercuck", often shortened simply to Chad. I mean, I get that he's not a real person, rather a personification of the idealized "Normie", and the antithesis to the constructed identity of robotdom. But why would you so deeply associate wealth, good looks, social skills, general success with cuckoldry?...
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You've replaced an "o" with a "u".
It's not Thundercuck, it's Thundercock, as in he has a massive johnson.
>2016 is 2/3 over
It's ridiculous how quickly time passes now. Time itself has become a meme. I have learned to embrace the natural order and see how fast I can make the days fly by.
Onward toward death, brothers!
Oh really? I didn't realize. Time is blurred as all fuck and has been since the day I was born. I least now I have some autonomy over my body, but I'm in a losing battle against my mind.
Hey robots, you're walking to the store to pick up your favorite tendies. On the way, you find a wallet on the ground. Inside the wallet are the following:
>A driver's license (it's Chad Thundercock)
>Chad's contact information (including phone number and e-mail)
>10 $100 bills
>Two credit cards
>Various gift cards
No one is around and this is an area where no cameras are.
What do you do?
Happened to me once in a parking deck in college
Opened it up, found like $20 cash and THREE fake ID's. Looked like a Chad. Resented him for being part of the normie crowd that excluded me. Resented him for having access to alcohol when I did not because I had no friends. Took the cash and threw the wallet off the deck into the bushes.
>"BROWSING HERE MAKES ME A ROBOT"
>"THERES NO SUCH THING AS A ROBOT YOU DUMBFUCKS"
>"CHA, BRAH I HAVE DEPRESSION THAT MAKES ME A ROBOT BUT I STILL HAVE FRIENDS AND A GF"
>""YOUR NOT A ROBOT IF YOU BREATH" "THATS HOW YOU SOUND LIKE!"
when will normies stop shilling so hard and except that they don't belong here?
They own this board, i'm on r9k from the moment i wake up to the moment i fall asleep, i'm a minority. the normies on r9k like to consider themselves robots because they like feeling like part of the group, despite the fact that there's nothing good about being a robot and they don't posses the defining quality that makes you a robot.
>loli is the final barrier to keeping normalfags out
this is really interesting when you think about it
as you already know, normalfags adopt(((steal))) every single thing that comes out of 4chin to make their own, but loli has a social stigma that's way too great to be taken so easily
will loli become mainstream(((wow))) in due time and eventualky accepted by all?
With how fast societal norms are degenerating, I wouldn't doubt soon enough lolicon will become socially acceptable.
Hopefully not though, imagine what may happen to 4chan if normalfags accepted lolicon? One of the few pillars keeping normals at bay would fall.
Meme magic is the worst meme of 2016
I hope that SJWs will try one day to make pedophilia acceptable. It makes no sense that people find that there's something wrong with it when age of consent is different in pretty much every country.
Ghost/Ice by far
What else do you do to pass the time besides 4chan and sleep?
Ride my meme-o-cycle around town, try well-rated budget restaurants and food trucks, and occasionally hit up the gym. I'll also listen to music at home, read books, and check out the latest episodes of my favorite shows on torrent or Netflix. I'll have classes in January and work full-time for the next two weeks.
I also travel a lot. Been to 40 countries since 2013. I'll be flying to India for the seventh time on August 15th and am staying until the next semester. No clue what I'll...
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>You shoot your worthless genome into a sock
>Your crush moans with every thrust of Chad's cock
Who is your favourite pornstar, /r9k/?
why are normies doing that shit?
of course its a fucking lie
Essentially it's just keeping up appearances, "playing ball" if you prefer. It's a way of making people feel good about themselves by playing into the nonsensical illusion of reality.
It's called showing compassion. They know the kid is ugly, the kid knows they're ugly, by telling them they're beautiful it helps make them not feel so shitty about the terrible medical condition they have.
No one is lying here, it's just an act of compassion. You're autistic and are taking what they're saying at face value.
Ya mon *smokes weed* reaaaally makes ya tink rude boi
Who is at work right now? 4 more hours to go for me
What does /r9k/ think of miscegenation?
I'm very conservative/traditional, so you can guess my opinions. But mostly I don't care anymore. I have my own life to worry about. I can't be bothered to worry about everything at once.
And I refuse to judge people's relationships.
if guys are so much better than girls, why do they lose 0 to 4 at the workplace?!
"Omg anon just got pantsed by Chad!! Look at his tiny dick!"
>Are you drunnk right now?