What happens when you die? It can't just be nothingness, can it?
Here ya go friend. Fixed it up for you
>Smart but lazy
I fucking hate these types of brainlets. Everyone is lazy, you simply have to find a way to not be lazy, not being able to do so is an indication you're not as smart as you believe.
I stopped being lazying by conjuring up an invisible supernatural being that tells me she loves me every time i study for 1 hour or more a day.
>Everyone is lazy
>Smart but lazy
How can I leverage Craigslist/Internet to lose my virginity.
I am not White, but I am also no Black. I live at home and ride the bus. Manlet king with 5" pencil dick. I live in Canada but not in Toronto, Montreal, or Vancouver.
Please help me.
Also, general tips on attracting women online.
Just visit one of the those fetish websites, I started going on a website called "feabie" and already planned to meet with this cute chubby chick from the US in 3 months.
Dude, you tried tinder?
I have a long time GF (long enough to be before tinder days) and the one thing I regret about sticking with her is missing out on tinder
>walk into a dentist waiting room
>this is the only couch
What do you do?
Hey are their any Wyoming bots here? I currently live in god forsaken California and am planing to move to Wyoming, would any of you say it's a very robot state? And if not, why? And also what's the most robot state to live in.
Fuckin slaves get your asses back here!
Why every feminist should be gassed
there aren't any actual reasons needed
just gas them if they remotely associate with it
I cannot stop masturbating, it's about 5 times a day minimum.
1 when I wake up in bed
1 shortly after I wake up because my computer will be on and I can use porn
1 around 3:00
1 at 11:00
1 whilst I'm lying in bed before I go to sleep
Sometimes I'll have another at 7:00ish or maybe 12:00.
Did you see the one where some /pol/yard sends him five shirts and he starts breaking down on camera? That one really clued me in on what his life is like. He's undoubtedly my favorite person to watch. What a fascinating character.
>so, this video is just to say thanks for the shirts! However, I know who you are and if I ever get anything sent to my house that is not supposed to be here I know how to find you... And you will be arrested and receive a criminal record
This is how Alex reacts when he receives a gift.
Borderline retard asshole fuckface neighbor stares at me with this creepy ass grin and invades my personal space on public transit trying to be my "friend" or possibly "boyfriend" and not really accepting no for an answer. How should I get him to fuck off besides the obvious getting more and more aggressive? And no, this isn't the retarded Stacy idea of "creepy"
Hard mode: Suggestions that aren't silly /pol/ race war fantasies HURR LYNCH THE NIGGER
>tfw too poor to get a good spec pc for gaming
>tfw can't sell my games if I had a pc for gaming
>tfw have to settle with my inferior ps4 and xbox one consoles
You're a normie richfag if you game on PC.
>tfw no Aryan masterrace gf
>tfw glad i don't have this crazy bitch as my gf
Nordics are inredibly pleasing to look at aesthetically speaking. This is basically nature giving the finger to all other lifeforms on the planet saying "Fuck you, this right here is the tipping point of my creation process and anyone claiming otherwise is wrong"
Why do I feel so empty inside
I just keep going from videogame to videogame, fetish to fetish, trying to occupy myself but I always find my thoughts wandering.
I keep trying to relive the past, maybe its because I'm afraid of responsibility, of rejection and the unknown. My entire life I've lived through a screen, through stories, through "shoulds" and broken "woulds", even now I still obsess over Rin Tezuka. I've never had a craft of my own, something I can identify with and say "I'm really good at this". I've been putting up walls and creating this fake image, to the point that its become so grandiose, that people can see through it.
Like a joke thats been overused, or a style of clothing repeated, I find myself in the same company of those things which are worn and tattered. Everyone is growing up, moving on, graduating college, getting jobs, making friends, meeting new loved ones, and everytime I think I try to reach out, it ends in me retreating to my comfortable little bubble.
How do I live?
Where are you posting from?
bot station thread
Don't tell /g/ i'm here
I'm hiding atm
What are you doing while waiting for Aggy to upload her new Q & A video?
>OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WIMMENZ AT
Niggers are literally the spawn of evil.
Where do robots go clothes shopping?
What should I say? I don't want to be autistic
then ask for her whatever you people ask for
but you might as well dive on in
so just go full blown confident and tell her you guys are going on a date tomorrow. or just tell her she's coming over to your house tomorrow for [insert food you can cook] and bareback rough sex
either way just be really direct and acting as if she's already told you she wants to fuck
dive on in
Whats the most you've ever came? What's the furthest you've shot when cumming?
I don't remember how much it was but I do remember looking down and thinking "holy shit i'm still coming" It must have been at LEAST a 6 roper
For furthest I once looked down at my junk as I was about to blow and there was an audible pinging sound as the first volley smacked my front teeth
Stop visiting porn websites.
These are honestly the best memes
Everyone Vargpost in this thread
find out if you're autistic
30 or lower means you are autistic
welp wheres my sperg cheque
How to find a qt chubby gf with a bit of facial hair like this or a bit more, /r9k/?
Well, /r9k/? There's just something so cute about it.
Doesn't even have to be that hairy everywhere else.
Damn, we have a comedic genius ITT, keep it up and you might become the new Amy Schumer.
>get my first tip for my hard work
>co-workers take it away because "you're not allowed to accept tips" and it's against the union
wtf I hate being a wagecuck now.
Congratulations on the hard week of slavery, wagecuck. Enjoy your well earned two days of freedom.
I work until sunday before I get my 2 days off
wtf neetbro? Can you give me 1200 just so I can pay off my debt and join the NEET masterrace? I just want to be in good terms with the govt so I could get the promised NEETbux
I'm stuck at home with a horribly sprained ankle and I'm alone as usual, so what better way to spend my evening than handing out some (you)s? I'm really bored and would like to talk to some of you guys. Tell me anything you want, I'l respond to it and give you my advice if you want.
i'm sad and i have a voice in my head that tells me to kill myself
okay I want you to get on the ground and start saying waes weadsajo ajwoeifj saoossho shoshoawoa then get up and start jumping, then start saying satan satan satan and then look upwards open your mouth and your eyes and stay in that position for 60 seconds.
I have my first date ever in a few hours.
I'm nervous as all fuck.
What the fuck DO I DO?
Only positives currently are:
>I found a girl that was pretty far below me on the attractiveness scale
>she's still cute
>more than makes up with her personality
I'm kinda hoping that being the good looking one will have her be the nervous one and become infatuated with me but i don't know how this works so in reality I'm making all this up
I'm slightly upset that giant girls don't exist
I am extremely upset atleast I was born with a powerful imagination.
>tfw dick is less than 4.99 inches at its hardest
at least I have massive balls right??
do fembots like it when guys pack their testicles inside your pussy?
Hey /pol/, I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving holiday. Need your help on a little situation that took place last weekend.
>head to Aunts ranch/farm for long Thanksgiving weekend
>wake up 9:00am on Thursday to help peel potatoes
>start drinking 9:30am
>watch football with cousins
>eat dinner at 4:00, buzzed but not hammered
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When did you learn Reddit was much better than 4chan?
Write a letetr to someone who might or might not read it. Include initials if you want.
I'm so nervous to reply to you these days. I'm catching serious feels and I'm afraid of what you'd think if you knew me better. You're brilliant and charming (and so so so good-looking) and I'm such a piece of trash you could never even begin to fathom how deep the trash goes.
I'm sorry, but I still think you're lying to me. It's torture because I can't keep bringing it up, we already talked about it and you decided on your answer.
I know I should believe you but the name and location can't possibly be a coincidence can they?
And something you said to a "friend" implied that you were talking to someone you used to love. Said you talked to her about xyz, and the messages you exchanged with that person also said xyz.
You know, it...
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I wish I could tell you how much of a fuckup I am. I know you know it but I want you to comfort me about it. It'd do so much good to me.
But yea next time I talk to you it'll be to have sex. Hope you say yes. You probably will and I'll fuck it up somehow like usual. You're such a good girl.
I hope you find a good man who loves you someday.
What are your thoughts on slut shaming?
feels good, sometimes it's sad because you know you are 18yo and you should be outside picking up girls but then i remember that i am 5'4 and ugly so i dont care, i wont get anything, bad thing is that my mom will send me to the psychologist in january and i dont know what should i do, suicide or psychologist
nigga you still have a chance what the fuck are you waiting for
you dont want to end up 24(me) and have no future, no goals, no job, KHV, just start setting some goals for yourself and do something man its not hard
Go to the psychologist man. I'm 26, been hiki for six years. Eventually it will get so bad that leaving the house is terrifying, and going to a doctor is even scarier. You're not far out of school - you're still accustomed to being around people even if you hate it. When that experience wears off you're left with absolutely no people skills and no means to reaquire them.