I know this isn't /pol/ so we are having a discussion with global rule 3.
>Who are you voting for
>Who are you considering
>VP's you'd be interested in
>Debate over policies
>Problems you'd like to see addressed
Jill Stein is the only legitimate choice but she has zero chance of winning so unless you just want to show support you may as well stay home. If you want the next best then you vote for Sanders but it's pretty much the same case. We all know we're in for four/eight years of Hillary.
>normies will tear themselves apart just to get frivolous bullshit
But somehow we're the dregs of society.
Most of these people don't even look poor.
How do the stores get away with encouraging this bullshit? I thought the US was supposed to be full of companies fearful of being held liable and sued for shit like this.
Guys /pol/ was making fun of us, and I just totally Rekt'd them. I think I'm becoming more alpha every day since coming to /r9k/.
>tfw you will always be the inferior specimen
>tfw you will never have a big cock
>tomorrow is the first meeting for a group project
>I'm paired up with 4 girls and 1 other guy
>already asserted myself as a dominant member of the group on whatsapp
is this my shot? any tips? i'm scared
You now legitimately have to direct everyone around now and know what the fuck you're doing. If you slip up, you're fucked and they will forever see you as a little try hard bitch. Although, if you do well and you're not completely hideous, you can reap major benefits from this. Don't fuck it up, faggot.
>go over to uncles house for thanksgiving
>haven't seen female cousin in forever
>I'm awkward so it's quiet between us
>she asks if I wanna play gta in her room
>decline at first but eventually go in because I'm bored
>lying on her bed messing around on snapchat
>take a random picture just to see what filters are available here
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How do you guys fool your parents into thinking that you aren't soul-crushingly unhappy?
I really hate that my suffering affects them. Why do they have to love me, the bastards.
I don't talk to them that often and occasionally show them some of my achievements. They also don't talk about my personal life that much with them, or indeed anyone.
Not living with them is a good start OP
Why is this site so goddamn ADDICTIVE?
Particularly this board.
Because all glory is to Nurgle.
Nurgle cleanses the world with the certainty of his decay.
When normalfags gloat of their happiness, we know it to be temporary joy, their youth fleeting before our eyes.
We welcome the day when we leave this mortal anguish, our fear of pain stampeded by the inevitability of death.
This is why when we call to a higher power, Nurgle is there with open arms, comforting us with both truth and escape.
>ask oneitis to the movie
>she said yes
>3 mins later
>she said she wants to bring her brother along too
she wants to make sure you don't try shit
she could give two shits about her brother right now
>Doesn't eat junk food
>Doesn't eat snakes
>Doesn't eat sweets
>Doesn't eat a lot
Fucking kill me
I want of this ride.
bro dude just drink sum portein shakes and leg day and get with the program bro /fit/ meme looking pretty for attention bro protein shake squats get BUILT bro tight I'm the tight one bro yeah tight leg day breh
"Sir, could you please come closer and speak up. We can't hear you from over there. Now, nice and clear, what will you be ordering today?"
Why aren't you listening to relatable robot bands?
I am listening to pic because I found a .flac
I spoke to this girl for a number of weeks segueing about the Middle East and Islam and how Arabs are or are not backwards , then one day she told me about how she used to suck her boyfriend's dick then he went off to fight in Syria for the Nusra Front (Al quaeda affiliate in Syria) and how good it feels to have your face cummed on while wearing a hijab and how she swallowed a lot of his semen then she said she wanted to ruin her virginity by fucking a kuffar.
Then she suddenly stopped talking to me.
Hope she got killed. It's shameful for a "religious" woman to talk that way. So many girls are whores and social media gives them more opportunity to act on these heathen urges.
Only two days of freedom, wagekek. It's best you wake up and enjoy the little time your boss gives you.
Whoopsie. You forgot to turn your alarm clock off and still woke up early even though mr. Shekelsberg gifted you a day off.
Nah family, I work today plus I've been working Thanksgiving and Black Friday
It's all good though because this is a commission job so I can nap in the back room when I've sold enough (which I have)
How could so many of you still be virgins in your 20's? Unless you are/were physically hideous or afraid of talking to women? Because I'm starting to think this "no gf" circlejerk is just a meme.