its that time again everyone!
tags: r9k, omegler9k
Okay faggots, we haven't had this thread in a while, while i don't have any red flags (because i'm not interested in them (and no, i'm not gay)), i know you robots have red flags.
Please, keep these semi-realistic.
Also, stacies, keep your "red flags for boys xDDDD" out of here, go make your own bloody thread or go to lolcow or whatever
also, if she tries to make you think she's a special snowflake. aka -
>"lol im so weird xdd"
>"i think im the only one in the world who likes [insert common bullshit here]"
>"My sense of humor is so fucked up ;p"
>tfw i post videos of myself cumming on this website for people to watch
>tfw i look on the lesser known gonewild subs (like "curvy" and color) because the regular popular gonewild seems like the girls are so hot they are mostly fake paid models or something
how pathetic am i guys?
Do you like getting messages and PMs from guys after you post? I always figured any girl who shows her tits on there must get 500 messages. Do you feel flattered and read some or all of them, or is it a pain in the ass?
A few times I have had girls message me, but the guys who do I just kinda ignore. But since my dick is really big and great looking, to go along with the huge loads I cum, the gay guys are all over me
I dunno, posting vids of myself cumming and going on the subs where less-than-great-looking girls post nudes because i feel the real one where the hot girls post is unattainable seems pathetic to me, but its all the action iget
What's your favorite podcast?
what's the fucking point of this miserable life if you're born with a small/average dick, what kind of cruel god would allow such a misfortune? I don't give a fuck about women (and that's why I am a virgin) but if I had a big dick my confidence would be out of this world. And you must be delusional if you think no woman thinks about this, they all like to be fucked relentlessly. "Romance" or "passionate sex" is a meme, in the real world this doesn't account for shit. I know I'm stating the obvious, but it just isn't fair,...
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Does anyone else get sick of screaming, idiotic faces in thumbnails on Youtube? I just found these in my recommended videos.
Why do normies like this shit? It's irritating af and puts me off clicking on it.
So when does operation "Beta Uprising" starts? Im ready for this shit
Haha I seem to have misplaced my documents on the uprising! Whoops! Silly me! Could someone remind me what the signal is again, my fellow robots?
Just when I thought my life couldn't get any shittier.
I got a dui by hitting my rents vehicle into a pillar and completely took off the fender and spent a night in prison.
Can any robots offer me legal advice. I was trying to get to my buddies house 2 blocks away and for some stupid reason I decided to drive. I was almost finished my degree and trying to turn my life around and now I'll recieve a record after my court appearance. Anyone have any stories to share?
Some guy drove by and called the cops they got there extremely fast. My airbags went off as well so I couldn't get the car away fast enough. Honestly I was extremely drunk and I smelt smoke
how often do you use consumerism to fill the void, /r9k/?
I've been thinking of getting wool socks and one of those safety razor shaving sets
I constantly upgrade my 'battlestation' even though nobody will ever see it, and i have no friends who even have a proper computer.
Just bought a rainbow-LED mechanical keyboard for over 100 GBP
I didn't have a good conversation with anyone for weeks. I'm here for anyone who wants to talk about his deepest sorrows or share interesting thoughts.
No normie bullshit (boohoo my gf left me, etc)
who you callin a faggot son?
is it perhaps.. yourself?
How much would it cost to lick a fembot's ass?
Who else here is burning to death?
The weather is actually cooled down right because it's been raining.
93, 74% humidity while it's raining and this nigga thinks he's dying
>tfw you text her and you see this
>last seen 2 hours ago
>he didn't disable that function.
You should do it asap, man. It makes you look like your busy and too popular.
It will also make everyone (not only girls) feel mildly anxious talking to you because they won't know if you read it and if your ignoring them on purpose.
Why not just get plastic surgery?
from robot to literal Chad
Itt: things you plan to do with your kids
Leave them in line with no money as we are placing food on the belt at the grocery store while I "run to get some [thing]"
Is this good or just a meme show?
Seems upbeat for supposed NEETcore.
>tfw starting to get fat again
>Post yfw you realised being alone is great
I'm ambivalent about this. I love to cuddle and eat pussy but I eventually burn out from being with someone.
How do you argue, /r9k/?
"You are leading a large crowd and come to a fork in the road. The crowd insists on continuing down the left path. How do you convince the crowd to choose the path on the right?"
Pic related; a microcosm of every argument my ex and I have
I argue like an asshole. Basically treating whoever im arguing like shit and destroying them and their argument at the same time. You argue like a young man, with nothing to lose.
What are you going to do when global civilization collapses in <10 years?
It wont collapse. Don't get me wrong I am a firm believer that mankind won't ever reach civilization type 3 EVER. We will eventually destroy each other, but not in our lifetime I think. Just enjoy your ride as best as you can
>Haven't brushed my teeth in at least two weeks
>Drank nothing but soda this entire time
>Too afraid to do it in case they bleed
>Haven't showered in almost two weeks
>Simply can't be bothered to do it
I wish I was dead.
>not brushing for 3-4 minutes twice a day and leaving the toothpaste in your mouth for a while just because it's fun to swish
how do you even fall into that anon?
I'm lonely, talk to me. Plz b neet.
>tfw like men only because i can't get women
who else knows this feel
>ask girl out
>She says she thinks I'm cute but I'm not her type
>Ask what she means by this
>She says she feels no connection
What did she mean by this?
>Have a cool conversation with some cool Anon
>Go to work
>Thread is gone
>Tfw I've missed out on getting 3 anon's email or steam or whatever so I can't talk to them anymore
It's the little things that make life bearable, and I even fuck them up
a very interesting story about me rejecting a curry smelling, droopy tits and stretch marks having bitch
Why couldn't I have been born a girl? I'm asian already so I would have all of r9k on me at any given time. I could pose in panties wearing a MAGA hat and my AK-47.
>tfw my mother and father have absolutely no problem with my NEET lifestyle (going on eleven years now)
>tfw I live a comfortable middle class life and have been unemployed for 10 years
>tfw I have way more spending money than I should each month due to disability support for my mental illness (depression/aspergers/anxiety/OCD)
>tfw I don't pay rent or pull my weight at all (I'm not a slob, though. I pick up after myself and shower quite regularly)
>tfw my mother is also a NEET and has been for almost as long as I have
>tfw I complain about being a NEET and my own mother tells me to chill the fuck out and stop acting so stupid
>tfw my own mother discourages me getting a job for that is the realm of normies and wagecucks and she doesn't want me going there out of concern
>tfw my own father is a total cuck and does all the household chores with no complaint after bringing home a paycheck from the one job he's been at for the last 30 years without promotion
>tfw my own father is also kinda of a NEET and spends all his spare time in the basement watching movies/TV on his android box via KODI
>tfw my mother and father are friendless like me
>tfw zero threat to NEET lifestyle outside of societal collapse or sudden death in the family
>tfw why is no one abusing me as they rightfully should be??
>tfw considering checking myself into the hospital to make up for lack of abuse
>tfw my life is perfectly NEET/comfy but my love of vidya is dead, I hate myself , I'm a virgin and I have no friends either online or off, plus I cut myself
>tfw I'm literally my own worst enemy
WTF, explain this fucking horseshit! Why can't I just fucking relax and enjoy being NEET. I want someone to punch me in the fucking face, so maybe I can come to my fucking senses. I don't understand what I'm doing. I'd be legitimately shocked if anyone can relate to me with this.
it's not in man's nature to be a NEET
you want to create, experience, be productive
your mind and thousands of years worth of ancestors' genes are rebelling against your lifestyle
it's because you need 1-2 close friends you can talk with. Robots don't need much social interaction, but a little bit is necessary to maintain mental health. If you had that you'd be golden.
Why can't you Virgins get out of your mom's basement and get laid?
I use Facebook and get laid every week. I dont even need to try and bitches send nudes and set up dates to fuck me all across America. With the power of dank memes and funny jokes you can fuck bitches way hotter than yourself. Have faith you fucking normies. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We are too good for women. Too pure and too gorgeous.
I found this board by mistake; it's honestly a sad place. Im telling you, you can get laid! It's super easy.
That's actually the right attitude almost. Instead of being a bitch about things act like you did there and don't give them the time of day. When they are annoying ignore them. If you want to get them horny, make a flirty joke, keep going until you tell her she is hot "bitches love praise" but don't stop there make a joke but not ten out of ten. This will frustrate her than you ask for nudes.
Is there a program where I can store a block of text(a password), and set it so it would be emailed to me on a certain day. Lets say a month from now?