>tfw social anxiety, can barely manage to leave the house
>tfw my therapist thinks I'm a retard and is having me get neurological testing done to confirm her theory
>tfw she's probably right
>tfw social anxiety, can barely manage to leave the house
Leave the house. Force yourself to do it, repeatedly. If a situation feels uncomfortable, jump right in.
Who here a /wizard/? Just turned 30 today and I already feel dead inside.
Now you can cast spells! If they people of wizchan are to be believed. Please tell me it true. Please
Anyone else ashamed of being white?
I often wonder how much life would be cooler to be born asian or black.
Literally why would you be? Shit, being white sounds like the least hassle and I get a free tumblrite trigger by just existing, instead of being hated by everyone else. At least that first one is funny because they'll never actually do anything.
If you ctrl-f "boyfriend" on any thread in lolcow, you'll get many hits.
Just got me thinking about how this is possible assuming men and women exist in equal numbers. I'm willing to concede that place might just be full of stacy-lite, but that still leaves the question of where all the lonely girls really are.
I think robots could get along with actual fembots, if they could be founds gathered in a place similar to this haven.
Any thoughts on this?
Lots of girls lurk r9k.
Whenever I post in those bf/gf threads I'll always get a couple of girls message me who claim to lurk this board.
You'd be surprised at just how many there are
although they're usually not very nice
I think only a very small part of the population is extremely deviant to the tune of /r9k/ and women tend to be more normative than men - this is a general biological fact - so less really shit-tier women exist. I don't think r9k-tier people are a particularly notable demographic.
>This is what normies actuaIIy believe.
I had high hopes for this show from the pilot
>Main character named Elliot
>Fake screencap of 4chan shown in the episode
>Head writer posted on /tv/
Too bad he ended up a 2edgy normalfag as the show went on
>if you have been browsing this boards/website daily for 5+ years, there is a huge chance you have some sort of mental illness
how true do you think this is?
I used to be a KHV like you guys on here, the I started going to hey clubs. I've got a nice tight smooth body, the kind that girls hate but older guys love, now I get sex when ever I want it and I get showered with cash from my sugar daddies.
Try it sometime robots
Do you learn anything, because you are a guy having sex with guys, I would think you would have a different perspective than a woman have sex.
Like what do guys want the most, are they affectionate, or do they just want sex.
How fucked over are you by student loans ?
>I went to uni through the military
What are student loans, friend?
What kind of boy would you date if you had no other choice
>tfw never drank alcohol because scared its going to make me stupid
Can any bots tell me if they can notice any loss in intelligence or memory from alcohol use. I have extreme anxiety and I want to drink it away but i dont want to get stupid in the process.
Why are you still a virgin ?
I control this board.
Everything you see here is an illusion carefully crafted by me to control you roaches.
I think I'll have some fun with you pitiful roaches..
before THEY come for you.
>watching a femdom strapon video
>bitch doesn't know how to thrust
Guy getting pegged is some butch meathead not a sissy/twink.
>"Thanks for a wonderful day Anon, I had a such a great time. Hey, wait, why are you standing behind the gate? Aren't you going to walk me all the way to my front door? I'd like to say goodnight properly, if you don't mind"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3anerMuPio ]
B-but isn't the gate supposed to keep the uh.. PEOPLE! ...out? Heheh.. Its a joke.. Sorry..
so can someone tell me what the fuck his problem was?
This is my fetish, what is wrong with me?
Why can't I grow a proper beard?
it's a shit feel
was 18 in the image now im 19. before people make remarks about me looking fat i lost like 40lbs since the picture
>Anon, would you please stop staring at my breasts? It makes me feel uncomfortable.
arcanines, cyborgs, and non shithead robots, I am inviting you to join an arcanine discord. rules are pretty simple. Don't @everyone spam and don't be a dick.
mods will be selected if it kicks off.
if someone said "i love you anon", how are you supposed to reply? Even though the chance of that happening is nil.
>"Anon! Its time to stop using up all the tissue paper! I keep finding piles of balled up tissue paper in your room, do you have a cold or something?"
>"Mom, why are you white and inside my damn house?"
What does /r9k/ think of old people?
As humanity is a function of IQ and that decreases with age, they are literally less and less human. It takes a profound genius in youthhood so to retain basic communicability at 60.
Ugly faces of r9k thread
Post your ugly mugs on this glorious Saturday and write what you rate yourself
I give myself a 4/10
>dicking around on youtube
>suddenly stumble upon a channel with very few views and subs
>he's an old man making a tour of his garden, how he makes homemade popcorn etc..
>start exploring his channel, find out his wife died
>this old good man now lives on his own with his 2 dachsundsd and his little garden making popcorn
god damnit that made me sad
wbu r9k, how are you holding up?
>You find out board r9k was killed
>FBI will arrest everyone who spend here more than 2 hours during his lifetime and wrote 2+ posts
>No matter what country, not even living in Switzerland will save you, gonverments think you are dangerous.
>FBI will put everyone to jail in 3 days
I would probably blame my sister for writing comments
Or I would run away and make a new identity
How to make internet friends ?
I like talking to different people on 4chan but that obviously doesn't create real friends. Okcupid has been decent so far but it still doesn't feel like enough.
I dont get okc, what am i supposed to do? I made an alt account as a female, posted a white pic and several men message me even though i dont have a bio.
But on my main it sort of matches with some nice ish (real) people. What do i do?
Just say hi and maybe ask them a question like How are you ? or maybe ask them a question about one of their interests that they mentioned in their profile. If they don't respond go onto the next person. Don't make sexual comments and don't try stupid pickup lines. It's not rocket science. I'm a gay man btw but I can't imagine it being different for you. Also maybe have a friend go over your profile.
These 3 are considered the best games in history by /r9k/, right?
If not, then which are?
I love 1 and 2 but after that the extent of the open-ness seems like it would get tiresome so I haven't played new vegas
I want a gay, chubby bf to cuddle with right now
It's only good if they have good proportions
How does make you feel that my limp dick is bigger than yours hard.
On pic, pack of ciggaretes that are tiny compared to my limp dick.
>8 incher reporting in, and girl love it, HONESTLY!
Why are white male/asian female couples so popular?
Saw 5 of them today, all teens. Really made me think desu
What drives these two races together I ponder