I applied and got accepted to the X-Factor with this video I made. All you fucking faggots disliking clearly got no taste if I got an audition infront of a live audiance and millions of viewers.
>See you on TV fucking lowlives
Guess depression and anxiety doesn't last forever for those who actually liked it. the rest of you can stay here suffering lmao
PS yes I am over 18
>trashy and posting le FUNI FROGGY face xD
>two new posts
>being this samefagging
This is truly sad. Plus you sound like you're stuttering and/or have a disease that makes, looks and sounds like a retard.
Robots, I'm depressed and want to eat a lot. But I'm also a bit fat already and don't want to become obese. Would it be dumb and gay if I maybe binge on food once a week or month and then throw it back up later so I don't get fatter? I already do some exercise.
Pic, related it's what I want for dinner today.
24 y/o, never drank any alcohol in my life, nor tried any drug. AMA. Am I missing something?
Why don't you try it then? Buy a beer or some other entry level shit. If you can't handle the taste, get a flavored one or something.
Just don't drink any more than what makes you feel good. You'll feel compelled to do so, but try not to.
Little victories thread
>took a shower in under 20 minutes
>didn't even fap in the shower
When can you consider yourself as an alcoholic ?
I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for beauty queens
And high school girls with clear skinned smiles
Who married young and then retired
The valentines I never knew
The Friday night charades of youth
Were spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth
And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces
Desperately remained at home
Inventing lovers on the phone
Who called to say - come dance with me
And murmured vague obscenities
It isn't all it seems at seventeen
i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish wishs i wish iwsh iwish iwhsi iwish i wish iwhshi wi wish i wish iwhs iwhs iwish i wihs i wish iwhs iwsish i wish
Do you organise your reaction folder or leave it as a big untitled mess?
Who /mental illness/ here?
Anyone make it out of the ward?
I got bipolar psychosis from either smoking dude weed lmao or from the withdrawal effects of antipsychotics I was prescribed just because I was held in a mental ward before being put into foster care after my incompetent family kicked me out.
>want to buy kebab
>just bought kebab a week ago
>don't want to go to the kebab place because they would probably think I'm a fucking loser
supporting sandniggers.. why do you hate your country?
Top or bottom, /r9k/?
>everytime I see a black man I like he's with a white woman
Why can't white women just date their own men?
What do normal people do on weekends?
>look in mirror
>think I look decent
>suddenly look like a 4-5/10
WHICH IS IT?
Alright lad, two things
1. Mirror, as the name implies, mirrors the view. Camera sees you like an eye of another human. When you're used to seeing yourself in the mirror, pics look wrong even though they aren't.
2. Don't do the mistake of taking pics up close. Contrary to what front facing cameras on phones and selfie craze would have you think, taking pics this way makes you look awful. If using phone (or anything really) use the back (main) camera, and try to have the phone as far away...
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How does anyone find roasties attractive?
I'm straight, but looking at a roastie just gives me limp dick.
do you think the internet has made you a worse person?
No, I made the internment a worse person.
For sure, I had access to the internet from a young age and would rather sit inside browsing than doing shit with my friends.
First it was a hobby but now it's an addiction, I can't keep friends or relationships because I'd rather be in my comfy room shitposting.
when I try to talk to my mom about my problems/depression she becomes angry and shouts at me, I want her to hug me and tell me it'll be ok but she screams at me and said things like "everybody has those problems" and tells me I don't appreciate her etc
any you robots know this feel? all I have is the frog and feel threads and I'm not a girl so I can't make orbiters listen to me talk about these things
who here /angry mother/?
Guess I can kinda relate, though it's more borderline-esque.
I can remember now that not even that long ago, there was a time I was particularly low on life, sleeping through the whole days and what not.
At some point she snapped, I understand that out of care and helplessness, but she snapped, and it hurts ever more each and every time as I feel my grudge pile up for that side of her.
She kept yelling out her questions, why am I so sad, why do I feel so bad, why won't I just change myself. Then...
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you're not supposed to go towards moms for comfort
at least that's what I've learned
everytime I ever tell her about my problems, she just gets upset at me for having said problems. And she yells at me and says that you should never tell your own mother about suicidal thoughts, because that's the worst thing that could happen to her and makes her upset.
if you want your mom to be happy, pretend to be happy and pretend to have a social life, so she can feel better about herself as a parent
On a scale of 1 to 10, how lonely are you?
Why wasn't he raped by the local faggotchads? I mean, he's got that twink look, and we know from his manifesto that it wouldn't have occurred to him to say no until at least 5 minutes after the dude zipped up and told him he had AIDS. And he lived in California, fag central. It just boggles the mind that this didn't happen.
He has dick sucking lips
Pic related, the best lips to suck dick
Can someone explain why he wasn't getting laid? I watched his documentary and still don't get it? I've seen more awkward Chads than this guy accidentally slip and fall into pussy.
anyone else have violent revenge fantasies in their heads
but then later in the day feel guilt and self disgust for having them?
Yes. I have a lot of internalized self-hatred. I know they deserve it, but deep down there's always a stupid part of me that says, no, I'm the defective one, I got sick, they all SHOULD have turned their backs on me.
>get first job in awhile
>it's night stocker
>midnight to 8
>just finished my first day
>it was fucking miserable
I DONT WANNA DO THIS I DONT WANNA DO THIS I DONT WANNA DO THIS I WANT TO BE A NEET AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're a wagie now.
Thanks for the bux you big cuck.
Talk about any and all encounters with tall grills, the greatest of all fetishes
5'11" with a giantess fetish
its the worst kind of torment. I keep telling myself at least im not a 6'4 lanklet and that it could be worse. But it could be so much fucking better
Keep trying to feel better about your dwarfism, Manlet. Tall girls won't settle for a little child they want real men. But it's okay little guy, you can always go for the <5'8 genetically weak women and have a litter of 7 little dwarf Manlet children. Find your Snow White anon, find her.
Why is "xD" the most cancerous emoticon?
Same reason Lapis is the most cancerous gem.
>Lapis worst gem
listen here you little shit
Peridot is bae tho
Is Skechers the ultimate Robot brand?
are converses robot?
I've never owned a pair, they are way too ugly. But I never see them mentioned in autism shoe threads
What do wagecucks buy with their money?
I am a recent wagecuck and I just can't think of anything to do with all this new money.
When I worked I saved most of it, and spend the rest on video game related shit.
I also spent a good portion on food. id eat out almost every day.
When you make good money you can afford to have 13 dollar lunches/dinner every day.
>have friends moving out to rent a place
>get kicked out the next year cause owner sells
>move into new place
>get kicked out the following year cause owners sell
>have to find a new place
living with parents and saving so i can avoid the rent trap.
What do you do? Honestly at the park just watching kids play in the sprinklers but im slowly realizing just how demented I am.
Really wishing these people died right now. Know for a fact its only a matter of time before i lose it.
>mfw I realise some poor cunt is probably at work right NOW
I don't laugh at them, I pity them
I wish everyone could just lay back and chill all day.
>not living in nordic countries or any other country where you can live comfy on welfare without having to work a day in your life
Are you robots even trying?
The only uncucked Nordic countries are Norway and Finnland, and im not sure how much longer they can resist the rapefugees.
Do you have trouble speaking /r9k/?
Why is communicating so hard?
Does anyone else here have no respect for English teachers?
In school, with few exceptions before college, they were mostly inept as far as teachers go, and when they didn't grade based on capacity to regurgitate specific details, their criteria for grading compositions was nearly completely arbitrary.
They also had a tendency to play favorites among students based on more social factors, rather than conduct, performance, or content of ideas.
As we got older, the most inept of my peers that didn't become outright NEETs or dead-end job holders tended to go that career path.
It's like the most stable path of least resistance for the incompetent, but the fact that they're teaching the next generation and revered as such gives them an inflated sense of self-importance where they otherwise wouldn't have any.
The worst kind of people, really.
>that english teacher that bragged to her class about how she avoided taking algebra by dropping out, getting GED, enrolling in college, and then somehow avoiding the course requirement but still graduated
>that teacher that described how she was the screwup student while her honor student friend went to a prestigious university but then committed suicide, "so I guess that makes me more successful"
I swear to god.
>that teacher who thinks that people dont have other things to study
>that teacher who thinks that his lecture is the most interesting thing that could happen to this Gods forsaken land
>that teacher that told us to meet in the library, and then decided we should have met in the classroom and counted us all late
>tfw no artistic talent but still aspire to be a artist
Innate talent is such bullshit. Just practice drawing every day and you'll eventually git gud.