Why does sex have to be included in friendship? Told 5 men no I'm not interested in friends with benefits and they ran off. Why do some men expect sex in a friendship?
why the fuck would any guy want to be friends with a chick unless he wants to get some pussy?
pro-tip lady, there is no reason. any guy who says he wants to hang out with you, is just trying to get in your pants. Want a guy friend? find a total homosexual guy
Tfw feel a cold sore coming on... Feels fucking bad man.
>tfw I chew inside the inside of my cheeks and top and bottom lip all day long that turn into nasty sores inside my mouth
>couple that with the fact with I smoke like a chimney I'll surely be getting mouth cancer
What do they say about oral fixations again?
A lot of you anons played it, so why not? Morrowind thread.
Well, it's Friday night.
We're still back here.
We're still virgins who have never had a girlfriend.
both of my roomates in my apartment had their so's come over for the weekend
I can here them laughing in the rooms next to me and all I'm doing is sitting here and getting high
at least weed makes me not care about the fact that I'm alone
So /r9k/, are you successful? Or are you unsuccessful?
>So /r9k/, are you successful? Or are you unsuccessful?
These dubs are for you roach
I'll take them, but I won't care.
Sure, I'll humor you. But deep down I don't give one single fuck.
The joke is on you roach, you sit there and mock me but my intelligence is far greater than you could ever comprehend you are just a pawn among a board of kings and i shape how the game turns out, every single turn is determined by me now check em
>grandpa on my dads side killed himself
>great grandpa on my moms side killed himself
>both parents be alcoholics
>all my grandparents be alcoholics
>my mom and my grandma addicted to Xanax
>my dad has tried to kill himself
>my grandpa on my moms side has tried to kill himself
>none of the above have any stable relationship
>dropped out of high school
>already been to rehab
>already attempted suicide
>had a girlfriend but her meth addicted mom killed her
and her sister
What's it like to have good genes?
So.....I'm at a sad party
After I found r9k I stopped using /b/ it's so bad I'm glad I don't have to scroll through the furrt shit anymore sooo glad!
>tfw no gf
>finally work up the nerve to ask her out
>she never replies
Her sleep patterns are fucking ridiculous, so I'm assuming she just fell asleep again and those messages are horribly out of order
>Her sleep patterns are fucking ridiculous, so I'm assuming she just fell asleep again
and those messages are horribly out of order
Yeah, that's how it went down. Now keep messaging her until she's forced into a restraining order.
How do I break the ice?
>just lift and be confident and you will get girls, it's that easy brah
What else do normies lie about?
>you will never have a loyal jewish gf
Does anyone else know this feel?
I've already fully accepted that I'll forever be lonely; there's no doubt in my mind otherwise.
Why does it hurt so much though?
Well you cannot fight biology urges. I guess if you have a working libido there is no way to communicate to your brain that forever alone means it should stop producing horny hormones.