I drink beer, you drink beer. what is Your liking?
My drink of choice is Miller Lite. It's the shit, bro. Fuck all those fancy imports.
Why do we love Sam Hyde? I don't get it
Was Chadwarden a Chad?
ITT: Songs that give you feels
What's your excuse for not lifting?
Why are they so gross?
Where is the comfiest place for a Robot to live on their own?
>As far out in the middle of nowhere as possible.
Any other Robots /DoingCoke/ tonight?
Any other drug-addled degenerates posting?
>tfw you convince your foreign girlfriend who doesn't know much English that 42 million people died in America on Black Friday with this article:
And she doesn't check the date of it. Convinced her that many people died and America is now mourning the loss of a huge chunk of it's population. Explain that 9/11 killed 3000, Zao Medong many more, but nothing in the world was as bad as today, all hope is lost for America and it's extremely...
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>your foreign girlfriend
Oh. My. GOD.
Anon, all of those leftovers from Thanksgiving gave me SOOOO much gas. It's hurting when I fart, would you be a dear and lick my butthole to make me feel better?
"Do you like anyone, Anon?"
Is there any way to get away from the beta lifestyle?
Did I BTFO this roastie? I'm her beta orbiter, but I do it to try and get into the female mind.
I don't get guys who expose how pathetic they are to women as way of getting one over on them. Like, this girl probably feels uncomfortable, but also feels bad for you. And you're just there to score points against her entire sex.
>tfw you find out your waifu has ugly feet
Ask a guy who finally got a gf because of YikYak anything