I know you guys masturbate often. I know it's even a more-than-daily thing for some/most of you.
I'm just wondering. What if normal fapping can't really get you to come? Is there anything else you can do with your body to make you feel sexual pleasure? I guess you could do kinky shit like finding a fetish or using pain or whatever, but i suppose there must be a common alternative.
Can we simply talk about masturbation?
Pic unrelated, thank google images.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the grand exchange tomorrow if you live in Miscellania.
Happening article will be featured in the Varrock Herald tomorrow morning.
So long Mysterious old men.
Grand Exchange ruined runescape, and then ruined old school. Obliterated the economy, items became nothing but gp and socialization was terminated.
>"hey anon, could you give me a lift to Chads house, me and Krissi are too drunk to drive!"
Why are women attracted to all levels of abuse?
it's in their genes
women try to find a m8 that is dominant and strong.
Chances are she wouldnt let her be treated that way if her SO were a neckbeard or beta.
Sure he is still stronger than her but not stronger than other men so she wont show him any respect and will proceed to sue the shit out of him if he touches her
Let's see what you fuckers look like
Art reaches its greatest peak when devoid of self-consciousness. Freedom discovers man the moment he loses concern over what impression he is making or about to make.
>tfw family member takes pictures of you when you're just lying alone in bed, trying to avoid everyone
Leave me alone
>tfw grew up before cellphone cameras and even before most digital cameras and looong ago before social media and all of my embarrassing/depressing childhood teen shit isn't shared as a meme for as long as the internet exists
feels pretty good desu
Real alcoholic hours who up?
What are you drinkin tonight bros
I GO TO SCOOP SOMETHING ON MY PLATE AND IT FALLS AND BREAKS. GLASS SHARDS GO EVERYWHERE INTO ALL THE THANKSGIVING FOOD AND RUINS IT ALL. PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME SENPAI JUST END MY LIFE
sauce on pic? i could only find the version in alien
The wildest thing you have done??No sex
How about tfw you're attractive enough to be Chad if it weren't for your depression and internet addiction
>tfw I come from a more affluent family and would probably be a Chad if I wasn't such a depressed shut in
No normie tier shit, only non-mainstream shit.
>she has kik
>thought I could be cool like rappers
>pour mountain dew and robotussin in a cup
>tastes like shit
Wish I could afford lean
I see there are a lot of people under 20 here. It's sad because you still have a chance. Here's some boring generic normie advice from an older failed normie virgin robot. This doesn't apply to people who are absolutely 100% sure they will never want to have friends or gf which is totally ok. If you can hold a conversation with someone else of 2 sentences or more it's enough to make progresses. Obviously you will never be Chad and snatch 7/10+ girls all the time but you can still become a decent beta and find a decent wife that is less than 33% likely to divorce you and have a few good friends later in life.
>If you feel it's ok to stay alone at home every weekend it isn't. I was happy doing that until I woke up without friends / never having a gf. Now I can't enjoy the hobbies I used to love and I want to kill myself over regrets I could have prevented by not being a huge faggot.
>It won't be better next year. Your life won't magically fix itself. Girls will never ask you out. People won't become your friends if you don't appear friendly.
>Time moves faster year after year.
>The later you start the more difficult it is and the most likely you are to fail.
>A lot of total losers in high school fix their shit in Uni. But not many total losers at the end of Uni fix their shit afterwards.
>Go out everytime you can. It will be awful and awkward like in the Slint's song 'Washer' and can affect your confidence a bit. But you eventually get more comfortable at it. And if you suck at least you tried and you'll forget about it and everyone will forget about you.
>Dont let mild social anxiety fuck you over. Get it treated if you want but don't avoid doing something you'd like to do because you're scared... because you will be scared about it the next time and so on until you're fucked.
>If you don't go to parties where you are invited people won't invite you afterwards. If you don't feel like at all find a good excuse.
>Honestly parties are fucking shit where people, even intelligent ones, act like wild monkeys. But maybe you will meet someone interesting there I dunno.
>Just invent past anecdotes about sex life / previous parties / dumb shit whatever in case it's not like they can verify if it's true on google.
>If you have nothing to say just get another shot or try to talk about mundane shit about someone there whatever. If you still have nothing to say just leave or something whatever or...
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>Where do you get your "clothes"?
>You must be lost, I think you're looking for the loser table.
>Did you see what Jessica was wearing? I would literally shoot myself if I ever wore that, like, literally.
ITT: We be great big bitches to one another.