PROPANE TANK EXPLODED
3 COPS SHOT
5 PLUS CIVILIANS SHOT
>roastie gets pregnant
>goes to abortion clinic so she can party some more without dealing with a child
>robot shoots up clinic
is it possible to suppress your autism when interaction with other humans, especially the female kind?
You can only hope they're more autistic than you. Your goal in any conversation where you're trying to impress someone, suppress your autism, etc. is to take control of it and make the other person feel comfortable with it. This is generally harder with the opposite sex because they're more alien to you, and if you're a sperg, you're unlikely to have the social know-how and self-awareness to be able to dominate a conversation successfully.
>realized I just spent over $500 commissioning porn right before I went to bed last night
Who /hates parents/ here?
I just found out that my mother could have got welfare but she didn't apply so the family had to come by with my father's meager salary only. I never got pocket money or any presents or any shit bought by them. Always had to scrap pennies to buy the cheapest clothes if I didn't want to wear my cousins' old ones. No phone until 15 (present from aunt), no own computer, no bike, no all the other shit teens care about. All just because my mother was to proud and lazy to claim welfare and go to the job centre every two weeks.
my parents didnt let me have money, i didnt have computer so i used to draw shit and play with my hands (make little persons, storys and other stuff) then one day she was angry and as always i was in trouble again. i spend 3 onths and more in my room, just get out to eat and bath nothing else, i have always been a loner but since that summer, that summer, since then thing are much worse. i was 11 adn i lvie in a fucking eternal spring small city, FUCK and thats just one story
>Drawing a girl in my notes
>some random girl notices
>is that your girlfriend???
Post some pictures y'all.
If you're not at least as ugly as Eggman or uglier, you're not a robot and you can not claim to know tfw no gf.
>tfw the depression slowly became anger over the years
I feel like I would get physical if anybody ever stepped into my shit
Fuck off you fucking bitch. You fucking piece of shit.
Yeah it happens. Even people around me have started telling me I'm way too negative and bitter. Not sure if that's how it's supposed to be, anger should have been the first stage, right?
Right? Idk if that's okay or not. All I know is that it feels better than feeling down all the time.
I punched my brother in the face and called him a jerkass b/c he's always been kinda cold to me and you know what? I feel kinda sorry now but I'm glad I did it, he's been much nicer to me since.
I'm an asshole, but who isn't?
Yeah I've been mostly asshole to strangers. Like this time I was walking and this roastie was running against me. I was walking about I don't know 8" from a wall on one side. She could have easily dodged me, but no the dumb bitch just kept running in the same direction and expected me to go out of her way. Well I didn't and since I weight 200lbs and she was typical cardio bunny she ended up being pushed into the wall and must have hit her elbow pretty bad. She called me a dick but the look on...
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be honest robots, which one of you was this?
OP, I know you'll find this hard to believe but that is fake. It was confirmed fake actually, they just had really good acting, I didn't believe it at first because why waste all the food and ruin the dishes but apparently anybody will do anything for attention.
>tfw dead gf
I finally got a girlfriend eight months ago. Everything was just as I dreamed it would be, she was everything I wanted in a girl. I knew deep down she would be my wife one day.
And now she's dead. Hit by a fucking drunk piece of shit at an intersection on the way home from work last month.
I fucking hate drunk drivers. I fucking hate the world. She did not deserve such a meaningless death. I miss you so fucking much Karen. Nothing makes me happy anymore. I'm reminded of dreams I had of a perfect future...
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Sorry for your loss but this is what happens when you go against the universal balance of being a robot.
The robot giveth and take away when you forsake your place in life you failed normie piece of shit.
Some fucked up asshole sexually assault a woman who was running a marathon.
I would like to understand what goes on in some people's heads.
Sexual assaulters of robot 9000, why do you do it? Can you please explain what you get out of sexually assaulting people? Thank you.
>Tfw no robot bf/gf/agp gf
Should i give up on the dream?
How do I stop having empathy, /r9k/?
What's with this flood of bans lately? Are these retarded c.cuk mods taking out their lonely thanksgiving frustrations on us?
inb4 fascist hurr durr no complaining bans
who /fastmetabolism/ here?
>tfw just finished my baker's dozen of donuts that I eat every morning
>tfw gonna order 2 large peperoni pizas for dinner like I always do
>tfw still skelly mode but /fit/ faggots tell me I "must be eating less calories than I think"
this must be what Jesus felt when he turned water into wine