How do I stop feeling like a freak on a leash?
>Who the fuck is Thomas Roo
i guess he just wanted to get out ASAP to prevent her from pulling off some stupid bullshit like assaulting him and then twisting it as if hes a rapist
cause thats what women do
hes a smart man
meh he longed it out like most northerners do cos they love the sound of their own voice, could easily have made it 3mins long. Either way Thomas Roo has swiftly moved in to plough her now I imagine. I'm 24 and never done relationships, I think if I found a girl cheated on me that'd be it for me and I'd just stick to myself from then on. Would have felt good doing that though and hopefully he uploaded it to FB.
So how did you start your day, /r9k/?
Well just today I masturbated to pictures of hairy girls. I imagined the one I liked the most was mentally unstable and was hearing voices. I invited her over and after some time she told me about how she hears voices but hasn't told anyone else. I told her to listen to the voices and do exactly what they say, give in to the voices. I would say whatever it took to manipulate her into being my personal fucktoy, making her crave my attention. Leading her to pick bad choices like leaving her family and not talking to them just to get more of my attention. I would lead her to get rid of all her normal clothes and instead take on a wardrobe that consisted of only clothes I approved of, wearing what i wanted her to wear when I wanted her to wear it. To get rid of her personal choices and to only do what I wanted her to do when I wanted her to do them.
Eventually I blew my load onto yesterdays shirt and wiped the sweat from my ass-cheeks and made a can of spaghettios to start the morning off.
Been drinking since Tuesday. So started by day with a beer and an arduous fap. Masturbated three times today to the thought of being a dumb bimbo who is also a bikini model and has a boyfriend with a huge cock and she can't sleep if her bf doesn't slap her around and fuck her into submission. Each round takes 30-45 minutes becase I'm on antidepressants that do nothing to quell the urges but make it really hard to cum.
If everyone in the world smoked weed, we would have universal peace.
This means if muslims, whites, blacks, latinos, etc. all got high on marijuana, no one would fight or argue, and there surely wouldn't be any violent outbursts. I have yet to hear any pothead dispute this theory.
>I have yet to hear any pothead disprove this theory
Well, here you go then. Potbot here. I am of the opinion that everyone should try it once. Because it really isn't for everybody; in some people it exacerbates their worst tendencies, makes them crazy paranoid, makes them feel generally uncomfortable, is bad for their health; the list goes on.
It's not some mystical panacea. It's just a fucking plant that has some medicinal properties.
DUDE WEED LMAO
Second orchestrateing and planning this would be a logistical nightmare and it would require too much farm land and water that could be put to better use. Not to mention the manpower and need for electricity
Tldr op is retarded sage and hide
So, robots, how's your sex life?
If you smoke, drink alcohol, or do drugs, you're not a robot and do not belong here.
If you do any of these things please leave and never come back.
>tfw 4 years ago an anon called me a retard in a thread on /b/
>haven't forgotten about it
>tfw think about it every single day
Who else here /easily offended/?
I love you very, very much OP, my smart little guy.
Malanon here. How are all of my fellow males doing?
I hate being the smartest person in the world. The only other smart people are busy doing their research.
I hate to say it but if you were anywhere near as smart as you claim to be you'd be doing the same thing rather than sitting around all day masturbating and posting online how smart you are.
its always amused me how you never see an actual intelligent person boast about how smart they are. the only ones you see running around saying that are the village idiots.
Vocaroo anything, music, you being autistic, other shit
I played a couple of songs if anyone wants to tell me if they know what they are
So, Ill probably have sex tomorow, should I shave or should I leave my penis hairy?
If you have hair on your shaft, take care of that shit unless you want to terrify this poor female you've tricked into touching your dick. Keep your pubes trimmed but don't shave them all the way. A little hair looks good.
>tfw girls can satisfy me sexually but not intellectually
>Have strong morals
>Intelligent (no, not I'm a special snowflake 4chan "intelligent", but actually intelligent)
>Still going to die alone
It doesn't get better if you're attractive.
Welp, I don't think anyone has to remind you of what to do here.
Imagine a robot which performs one of those four actions at the beginning of each day with equal probability: make one identical robot, make two identical robots, self-destruct, or do nothing. If you start with one robot, what is the probability that you end up with zero robots?
Trick question. Self-destruct is the only option.
>try to desperately memepost
>try to make a decent thread
I just want the loneliness to stop ;:____;; please, I don't have anyone to turn to
post some funny black twitter stuff
>don't mind the salty white folk