>tfw younger female Stacy cousins still in high school tease me about not having a gf
>constant "y la novia" all day
Fuck this. Why do I even bother leaving my room?
not really familee, I have bad skin but otherwise am pretty light-skinned and decent-looking. am kinda overweight tho.
I'm never around my home town much and these people don't even really know me. I'm "too American" for their humor and shit, so we never have anything to talk about
Tips on how NOT to turn into a NEET?
Don't be one from the start. From age 12 just obsess over other people's opinions of you to the point of irrational delusion and chase after proverbial cars like a dog. Don't look back and stomp on anyone in your way. Keep this up as long as possible and if being a NEET is that bad come time, kill yourself when your efforts prove to be in vain.
>Get enough nerve up to finally make a thread nobody replies
I'm not even good enough for /r9k/
>not a meme
they literally have life on easy mode but don't realise it
Being a woman in the west in these modern times is just fucking amazing you don't even know.
And with all the feminist whining its only getting better.
Ugly women live the life of average looking men. The only difference is on average, those ugly women don't half half the motivation to go places as the average men, because they spend their whole lives seeing all these pretty girls getting life handed to them so they don't understand that they might have to work a lil harder
>told my family I want to get fucked by black men and that I'm a total bottom. Been on grindr, playing the field
>felt liberating as fuck
>very awkward for everyone except me
>told them how good it feels to have something in your butt and that I need to go to the doctor because I injured my butt
>felt comfortable while nearly everyone else was awkward as fuck
>turned the tables and behaved like a Normie while everyone else was a sperg
>now have good relationship with aunt who is bi and sort of keking my uncle for other women
>aunt has privately offered to buy me some dildos
I feel like a normie now, like I've unleashed my mind. I can converse freely now, I became talkative and easygoing. Maybe try coming out as gay and acting on the gayness, even if you think you're not gay. You probably are, at least bisexual.
Fucking yourself in the ass before you go anywhere or do anything can also help loosen you up, since it's difficult to be relaxed if the anus is clenched. Allowing things to pass through the anus ensures that the anus is relaxed. Everything else follows.
You aren't that great overall but you are great at one thing. What is it?
Fuck STEM shit or whether or not it's practical. I wanna hear the bullshit like you are good at personifying inanimate objects or multiple orgasms. Shit that benefits no one but you, shit you can never make money from.
Fuck these gay hand turkeys
fuck, I remember that book
I'm great at getting nostalgic about random things from my early childhood, feeling sad about it and drinking my sorrows away
What are you thankful for?
I got a handjob today.
I really fucking hate normies.
I really fucking hate normies.
I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.
I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.
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>Come and give me a push, anon!
I met a girl in high school who had a centaur body like this. She sat on my lap once and it felt like her ass was swallowing everything up. That's when i knew i probably wasn't man enough for all that ass
>she gave a Chad her virginity instead of you
>tfw you can't be attracted to a girl in any way unless she's a virgin
>tfw to my brain a girl is instantly -------> trash if she's had sex before me
>tfw found a girl thats a shut in with no friends and tells me shes a virgin
>tfw I won't believe her till I break that hymen myself
>tfw she does horseriding
>tfw in modern western society girls lose their virginity at age 13
>I'm a virgin
>She was a virgin
>wanted to have a qt awkward first time
>instead gave it to a guy whose 12 years older and been in jail before
ITT we post one song that makes us feel something anything but emptiness
but I only try to listen to songs that keep me feeling empty on purpose...
What the fuck is this new dumbass rule so that you can't post anything that isn't the 26 english letters?
It's not like it's on any other boards I use either
What the fuck
I miss the ohayo threads
Would any of you femanons actually date the Eggman?
Would any of you bear his children?
Is smoking weed actually bad?
I know someone that can supply me with this shit but I don't know, could be fun, could be bad?