>things you learned when you finally stopped being NEET
Woman aren't actually that bad. The majority of them are pretty friendly and reasonable, even if they aren't attracted to you. I've never once meet one of those "tumbler feminazis" outside of the internet.
>woman aren't all bad guize
>none of them are willing to fuck me
Anybody out there had to deal with being around attractive family members today?
>everyone assumes I'm smart because of my introverted demeanor
>I'm actually a fucking retard
Why is turkey so fucking bland?
*burp* *farts* mm. Howdy wagekekies. NEET here. Being able to relax after having a turkey meal cooked by mommy just for ME and not having to worry about setting my alarm for tomorrow feels great.
As for you, TICK TOCK. Enjoy your Black Friday shift, wagekekies. Another day, another dollar.
mommy made me mashed tatos and gravy, tee hee
she's the best cook. Even better than certified Sandwich Artists from Subway
w-what is love?
>goes to r9k
>flips through 3 pages
Why are they so ugly?
friend is turning 30
dubs decides what's in the card
>"Hey anon. You know the winter formal dance is coming up. That girl Stacy you always hang around mentioned you don't have a date."
Can someone tell me how the fuck everybody gets laid so easily in uni/college except for me? Been told by multiple sources I am good looking and even got scouted by a modeling agency and yet I'm 3rd year 21 year old Virgin. I see alot of shit about joining clubs but the only one I really can is the anime club and that's full of people like me. What do r9k? Is it just some secret code I never got told before I enrolled? This is so frustrating I just want love and affection like everyone else. Pic related is a shitty pic I took 30 secs ago in frustration so not the best.
How do I go about fucking a cheerleader?
"Hey onni-chan, what's for dinner? I'm starving."
>notice family being nicer to me all of a sudden
>realize it is just because they found a suicide note
Why can't i forget her /r9k?
It's a mixture of chemicals and neurons in your brain. It's like when you masturbate then you have absolutely 0 interest in looking at porn afterwards because the brain is like yea I ejaculated fuck woman back to survival mode. We need to create love inhibitors then that feeling will go away.
I don't know, I can't either. She only started talking to me again because I said I didn't "want or expect" sex from her. I lied, partially. I do want it, I just don't expect it.
Maybe it will be better for both of us if we can just.. let it go. Accept it's never going to happen. I just can't let go of this tiny shred of hope that it will. I want it more than anything else in the world.