I wish I had a mommy gf to suckle.
i wish my teacher oneitis would be my mommy gf
>buying a car for myself with my dad
>"this one looks good"
>THE MAZDA 3 IS FUCKING GAY
>"I like this one"
>HONDA FIT, FUCKING QUEER CAR
>"w-what about the Volkswagen Jetta"
>ULTIMATE BITCH CAR WHAT THE FUCK
What's a manly yet compact car I can buy? I don't want a fucking truck
just found out mommy is getting a million dollars for my dad dying. I could live at home and never work a day in my life what do you think? or what do you think I should do?
Sometimes, I waddle around and pretend Im a little penguin.
I love penguins, anon.
sometimes i run around with my .32acp pistol and pretend im not a british james bond, just like james bond would probably do... cause you know secret identity... and nobody wants to be british
>you will never be kidnapped by ISIS
>you'll never be kidnapped by ISIS, get taken to their secret base with all their high-profile leaders gathered around, and just as their about to behead you, you detonate the 4 pounds of C4 lodged in your colon, turning the tables and killing them all
Do you and your mommy have a healthy relationship?
Are you weaned off of mommy yet?
Can you accept mommy will die someday and leave you?
>Do you and your mommy have a healthy relationship?
I haven't spoken to her in over five years, and if I never do so again, it'll be too soon.
>Are you weaned off of mommy yet?
>Can you accept mommy will die someday and leave you?
When she dies, I'm going to want to camp out on her grave for a while so I can urinate on it more than once.
>tfw you can never be a small boy safe in mommy's arms ever again
Is this what they call an Oedipus complex?
anyone else /alwaysworry/ here?
>too afraid to go on night walks because what if normies know im on drugs
>too afraid to buy drugs what if tha popo get me
>hard to play online vidya anymore because i worry about doing bad and other people judging me
yes, i always worry. I find tht it never ever goes away because i'm permanently mentally scarred, but I also find that it gets easier when i keep up resistance against it, like how cardio gets easier if you do it every day.
Know what will help with that?
Literally never leave the house.
>haven't left my apartment in 10 months
>put blankets stapled over window
It's pretty comfy, even though I see no one for 1 month at a time when my landlord comes to pick up rent.
How did we not lose our virginity at the right time?
I wish I was 15 again trying it for the first time with a qt
anon honestly tell me, if you went back to 15 do you think you have it in you now to lose your virginty?
do you even know what you would do differently?
for me it would just be a repeat of my shitty life. In fact I would probably do worse this time around, I am less motivated to succeed now than I was at 15
I don't know, man, but I want to fucking kill myself whenever I think about how much of a PUSSY I was with girls in my teenage years. I'm still a hopeless faggot with females, but I feel like I missed out on a lot of fun years :(
Anybody want to play some vidya together tonight? Discord available if wanted.
I have shit tastes (overwatch, tf2, league, ghost in the shell stand alone complex, warframe) so apologies in advance.
>the glass is half full
WOW they're right, this really did make me think...
I can understand the principle behind it (blame the aggressor, not the victim) and I wholeheartedly support that.
It's the tone they're using that turns me off. Real snobbish and uppity, like they're 40-year-old single soccer moms who want to speak to the manager because their burger wasn't just perfect.
Rapists know very well that it's wrong to drug
people but they'll do it anyways.
That's why women should watch their drinks.
And they should go to parties with friends who
are reliable and protect eachother.
Why are modern feminists so stupid and try blame men for their mistakes?
let's have a relaxing music thread
a lot of korean and japanese music has a really light happyish feel to it like this
here's a p comfy song
all your dad ever wanted was an outgoing son, that would go out and practice sports with him, not an antisocial 130kg fatty that watches japanese cartoons, plays videogames all day and jerks off watching little girls' cartoons
What is /r9k/ watching/ playing tonight?
I was thinking about playing some DayZ and watching something later, any recommendations?
what you drinkan tonight robots?
some good ol piss wine for me tonight, gonna draw and write all night I think.
Drinking Arrogant Bastard Ale.
First time trying, liking it so far.
>brother found the cp
any robots here ever been gangstalked?
Here is the plan.
1) Chicks don't like people who are retarded
2) Posting Goats is pretty much as retarded as it gets.
3) If everybody thinks that this forum is for retards, they'll stay off the forum.
So what we obviously have to do is post pictures of goats for the next couple days and spam random stuff like LMAO. If we do this for long enough eventually chicks will get annoyed enough and go find something else to do.
I greatly support this idea. Pic related, a hot goat. LMAO ;p
LMAO LOL THS IS A GOAT GOODGOAT
I think I'd lie for you, I think I'd die for you, jodeci cry for you, do things that you want me to like controllaaaaaaa, controlla
jesus fucking christ
Me during the day
>quite and timid
me in the middle of the night
>social animal,witty, and extroverted
There must be some kind of science behind this
Hows it bullshit? Noturnal animals exist, you exist. Animals who cuck exist. Cuckholds were probably just reincarnate of those animals. Gay animals exist. We are all life and all life is born and reborn.
Reincarnation is real
bought a whole Costco pizza for myself
>having the nerve to call yourself a neet
Daily reminder that eating animal is degenetarian
Has anyone tried this yet?
It's like a crunch wrap, but with double the layers of seasoned ground beef, nacho cheese, and crunchy Tostada shell. If you order it spicy, you get ranch sauce and sliced jalapenos inside.
Think I'll just have some cheesy gordita crunches instead
>no fap for a few days
>get a boner while playing
>rub it along my thigh highs while it throbs in my silky panties
>slide out of my chair and get on my knees
>unsheathe my big neet dick and wrap both my smooth hands around it
>sit there in ecstasy with my game going on while I point my dick straight at the floor jerking it off furiously
>start to feel the orgasm...
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I'm not gay at all, so please don't post anymore faggot shit.
But I have a crossdressing fetish.
How do you buy panties/where and how do you keep from being embarrassed?
People ask the second half of my question too much but here I am asking it again.
Baby is online
Post an image describing how you feel right now
pic related is my entire life
I still don't know if I'm making a difference, for better or worse
I finally made a friend!
I have been lurking r9k and steam for robots to befriend and teach how to pirate, just so i can have people to play with... (I'm legit poor)
He was so cool, so upbeat, we played Starbound and shit. Starbound is top comfy btw, buy it or pirate it or whatever. If you would like to be my friend here: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198105649591/
Anyone else find eyebags cute on girls?