Did Kurt Cobain have autism?
one time I was watching him sing while I was on shrooms and I was pretty convinced that I actually was him, shit was so cash
I usually get really down just after ive finished masterbating and think wtf am i doing with my life, i'm jerking off to picture of women on a screen. Don't get me wrong, i love fapping as much as the next robot but as soon as i cum for about 5-10 mins i feel really down.
anyone else get this?
pic not related but its one of the rarest pepes.
You must be young if you're this conflicted and down about it.
Better get used to it, because that feeling never goes away. It will only get worse as your fetishes get more and more degenerate, and they will.
After 3 months of constant swiping I finally got a match.
How do I not fuck this up now bots?
To beat it all, this chick has been on my friend list forever.
>I'II always have you guys, r-right?
Does anybody else feel depressed, anxious and short tempered after they watch porn and masturbate? I also feel really lethargic and tired all the time. When I stop my mood lifts and I have lots of energy.
I also feel anxious all the time and that's why I can't function like a normal person or get a job, I avoid everything and procrastinate because I'm so scared. Women apparently are hugely turned off by insecure men and that depresses me even more.
Does anyone have a solution or something they found helps them? I hate feeling so weak and unlovable.
Well, you have to garner the self control to dig yourself out of the pit you are in. Write down notes of when you are sober and not horny to help you when you feel the urge. Or else you'll be in a constant state of misery for the rest of your life.
>Tantrum in the McDonald's line
>Eight years, mental age, 30 yr old neckbeard
>Normies are all looking at me
>Dear, stop making a scene, mommie says
>I want my fried treats now!!! I scream
>Everyone is looking, they're all mumbling
>Speed the line up mommie!
>For the last time, anon, I can't
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Who /missesmoot/ here?
Hello fellow robots, I feel it's time, when will we start the Beta Uprising?
>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
this has happened to me before
>girl sitting one edge seet with the window seet free
>I say excuse me and she says no
>start leaning forward almost to fall onto her
>when im done she moves her legs and lets me sit
>she starts giving me passive aggressive glances during the ride\
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That didn't happen, but in the event that it did and I were in your shoes, I'd purposefully sit between one of them. The irony is I would never otherwise care to squeeze between them, but for a terrible attitude on one of their parts, telling me what not to do.
My only qualm is that in a sense, even if I'm rebelling, my actions are influenced by their will (albeit with a cause that is against said will). 1/5 Situation. Don't particularly like.
What do girls think when they see you?
>It's Thanksgiving anon, why don't you get off that Asian cartoon website you're always on and come interact with your family?
I'm really jealous right now, not of regular normies, but CHADS. Chads who get pussy thrown at them of all varieties. Chad who has to do nothing but smile and he gets pussy money and clout to go. How do I stop being so jealous? All I can imagine is some chad just standing there while all these girls are flopping their titties out "on accident" for him.
>tfw have a cool family so I got tons of illegal hormone injections to make me 6'1 instead of my predicted 5'5
Got a good jaw too, hunter eyes, dense eyebrows and boxed hairline
My dog was the runt of the litter. He was so much smaller than his brothers and sisters. They were always beating him up and kept him away from the teat. If he was in the wild something would have killed him quickly. If he did live no other dog would want to breed with him.
Nature is cruel. I'm not mad that that's the way it is, I'm mad because I was told life is fair. You have to realize you're not a Chad and will never be. The best you can do is kill yourself and hope you restart as one.
What's the best way to off myself?
>Craving Chicken Tenders Badly
>Closest place that serves bearable tendies is Arby's
>Decide to get a little crazy, I'll dine in instead of going through the drive through and eating in my car per the usual
>Order a 5 piece chicken tender meal with curly fries and an apple turnover
(apple turnover is god tier all other turnovers are for sloped foreheaded neanderthals btw)
>Suddenly I shit you not a solid 10/10 queen Nefertiti tier niggress walks in with her little nigglett son
>She's waiting in line, but can't seem to control her future dindu
>Try to ignore the scene and focus on my 100% white meat crispy tendies with god tier bronco berry sauce
>suddenly wild nigglett appears right next to my table
>Don't know how to react in regular social situations let alone ones involving kids
>"h-hey there little guy"
>Nigglett Just points at my chicken tenders and says "I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS"
>At first thought I'm thinking no way in hell I'm gonna let this future mike brown impersonator take my precious, crispy, golden goodness
>Nigger screams louder "I WAN DA CHICKEN NUGGETS!"
>People in the restaurant start staring at me
>sweat droplets start forming on my forehead, just want this to stop
>break a piece off of my chicken tenders and gives it to the nigglett right before 10/10 queen of sheba, donkey booty MILF comes over and grabs him
>"If you don't sit your lil' ass down right now I swear to GAWWDD [insert typical little nigger name here]"
>She looks at my with her dark hazel eyes and I feel like my heart stops beating
>"I'm so sorry sir, I didn't even see him walk off if you'd like I can pay you for your food"
>Suddenly a switch turns on in my head
>This is it. My Time is Now.
>Sputter out in the most pathetic way possible
>"N-No problem...y-you can have my chicken tendies
yes I actually said tendiesanytime"
>Niggress just looks at me with a shocked expression
>realize everyone else was paying attention and also heard it.
>"Okay...umm that's nice..you have a nice day sir"
>can hear some of the employees behind the counter snickering
>Leave the rest of my tenders on the table and go home
>cry for about two hours
>make thread about it the next day.
So should I kill myself, or should I kill myself robots?
also black QUEEN general thread I guess.
>"N-No problem...y-you can have my chicken tendies anytime"
As an autist myself, how fucking hard is it to say to her "no" when she offered to pay for you food? You didn't even have to speak, just shake your head and she'll be relieved you didn't accept.
Are my posts hidden from everyone else or something? I haven't gotten a single reply in days...