who else likes to go driving late at night in the summer?
used to do it a lot the first 3 - 4 years i had my license, but i don't enjoy driving as much now.
>tfw exploring your entire city / state
>tfw driving in the mountains and looking down at the lights of the city
>tfw the perfect song comes on the radio
>tfw driving some drunk girls home and one of them kisses you
Yeah I used to love going driving. I could see the world without actually being in it, so it was a lot safer.
I got sick of it, though. It wasn't enough. It's still not.
I never would have dreamed of picking anybody up, though. They'd kill me and take my car.
Is this what it's like to be a normie/chad? You just have a car that you can drive around as late as you want and girls just end up in your car and drunk and throwing themselves at you?
fuck you OP
>you're sitting alone at a table when you see this guy tilt his head around, checking you out
ask someone, who's not a cone anymore, anything.
>rubed ghost pepper sauce on dick
>thought it would make my dick more sensitive since i can't feel shit when fapping anymore
just letting you robots know that it is the most painful thing i have ever felt and never to do it. ever.
>cute girl on okcupid messages me
>she is cute AND sophisticated
>wait what's that
>"I'm an MtF trans* woman, if you have a problem with that, please move on."
>drop her because of std phobia
Life is unfair
>sorry all full, but you can sit at the kids table, anon
my best friend just proposed to his girlfriend
she said yes
what am I doing with my life?
Is it just me or has the quality of the porn posted to the major streaming sites taken a huge nosedive in the last few weeks?
what's the deal, have they started aggressively enforcing copyright or something
what's the best fruit and why is it banana? nothing even comes close.
>special snowflakes get out
I think it's pretty clear that strawberries are the best.
Come on other fruits. Are you even trying?
Who never tried here ?
I was pretty much on normie way in my 2nd year of high school (I was 15)... then moved out of town (just after having my first and only kisses) and rather shut myself to others during last year of high school (and felt awkward when I did not). Then spent 3 years in the Yuro equivalent of a community college in a class of 5 people. I was orbiting the girl I kissed with that whole time why she moved on with her life, like a pathetic shit.
I thought I was ok with my life but I realized it kept telling myself "it's gonna be better next year". Moved at the other side of the country in a normie major at 20. But didn't even try to go to parties, always refused to have a facebook, never tried my best to integrate, never asked a girl out, almost only talked to people when I was in the Uni, only did things I felt rather comfortable with, and didn't try to fix my mild social anxiety. Kept daydreaming about unrealistic shit to keep me floating.
Now at 23 I moved in another town where I know nobody for my last year of uni after working for 1 year. Thinking I would finally magically find good friends and a gf made me get through that last year. I'm forcing myself to go to every social event... but I sorta suck... far from autistic but still rather weird.
I have no fucking idea why it took me that long to wake up. I was a bit unlucky as I ended up in the worse place possible in senior high/uni, but mostly did terrible decisions. I'm baffled it took me that long to wake up. As always I had to wait that it was too late to realize how fucked I was. I try to stay positive as I'm only 23 but it would be lying to ignore that it's very late.
To young people who think their lonely or neet life is alright, it's not. Most lonely 25yo+ robots are absolutely miserable. Just do your best and keep trying. If you're still in high school chose your major/uni wisely and socialize. I'll have to deal with these regrets my whole life, don't do the same mistake.
>Most lonely 25yo+ robots are absolutely miserable
Can confirm. Avoidant personality disorder, not going to see my family for Thanksgiving today, and I'll be 25 next month.
Btw I'm glad I don't have Thanksgiving... but Christmas will be miserable with my 2 parents. I'm so fucking ashamed of what I have become while they were always so supportive and tried to make me a better person and I always acted like a spoiled loner. Probably the worse feel, don't know if it's the same for you.
What have you been dreaming about lately, /r9k/?
Do you keep a dream journal?
Do you lucid dream often? What are they normally about?
Dream started in a Catholic church, friends and family were around me. Then the priest started to began anointing of the sick. My family and friends all looked at me and started pushing me to the front to get blessed as I whispered to them I was not sick. I then had to kneel with a bunch of dying people and had oil washed over my head. It was not a nightmare but I didn't enjoy it in the slightest.
>What have you been dreaming about lately, /r9k/?
Last night I woke up freaked out because I felt something hitting my face, like someone's coat.
I freaked out, jumped up and smashed the light switch.
The light momentarily flashed and then the bulb burned out.
Legitimately scared I loudly said "you've got to be fucking kidding me".
Then I realized my blanked had folded weirdly and fallen onto my face, and the lamp wasn't burned out, but I accidentally flipped the switch back to halfway off.
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Last night I had a very autistic dream.
I have an obsession with model planes and I was at a craft store and it was about to close but I couldnt pick the plane I wanted and I kept trying to stall them from closing as I made up my mind
Happy thanksgiving robots. also eggman appreciation thread
>tfw spending another holiday alone
So what are you doing, robots?
>move to another state for university
>sister's wedding was two weeks ago
>can only afford to fly to either thanksgiving or the wedding
>choose the latter
I'm sick so just laying in bed browsing arcanine, texting family and friends to let them know I love and miss them and I was playing NBA 2K15 but got bored.
No other games I'm really interested in playing and I can't torrent on this school's internet
It's easier than ever to become super fucking educated, they've turned learning into a game. It's pretty legit. If you want to empower yourselves, there's hope for some of you, at least try b4 giving up!
Khan academy is great for introducing new ideas to you, but it won't make you 'super funking educated', you need books for that
Thank god for based Khan, I think he is one of the most incredible people to ever live. He could be making hundreds of thousands or millions working for some jew on Wall Street, but instead he is educating and giving hope to people all over the world. The guy deserves the Nobel to be honest ;_;
>tfw you want to kick out your sister, but you can't
She's been staying at my one-bedroom apartment, which I don't even own, and she's showing no signs of leaving any time soon.
Every time I bring up the subject, she shames me by reminding me that she's my sister and that she has a low-salary job.
I want my privacy back, and I'm tired of waking up every other night because of her baby.
Man the fuck up OP. Really, she is just abusing of your beta kindness, she is a fully grown adult with a kid and should take responsibility of her bad life decisions, not parasite his own brother.
By kicking her you win more that what you loose.