I have a 10/10 gf, no joke. It doesn't make sense. She's got a nice ass face, diners drive ins and dives boobs (DDD) and a large shapely bottom. She's got just the right amount of belly. Physically, she's objectively perfect. (for me)
We don't mesh totally intellectually, she's from a strict catholic family and her parents have the worst taste I've ever heard, and so they sheltered her from a lot of cool stuff and information and stuff.
But we get along pretty good and we both like each other and what not.
The thing is,...
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also I know you don't believe me about being a robot but like i'm 95% sure I have high functioning assburgers. I'm incredibly awkward I commit relatively severe social faux-pas like at least once a week. On top of that I just recently learned that people don't have to actively search for social cues and that most people didn't have to learn how to behave in social situations actively.
I also have a pretty recessed chin. Like from the front my face is probably a 7 but from the side it's probably more like a 4.
so it's pretty crazy...
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sorry this is a lot of text and by starting my post by saying I have a 10/10 gf is asking for dismissal on here.
It's literally as insane to me as it would be to you though, it makes no sense but she says the skinny smart type is her type. She said she used to have a crush on Double D from ed edd and eddy.
You must realize that if she likes you there must be something special about you right? Stop focusing on your negative attributes and celebrating( and by that I mean paying attention to and making use of) your positive ones. If you do so, I think your relationship will last a lot longer than you think.
does this comic make you feel?
I'm tired of you cunts self- labelling yourselves as so called "introverts", when in reality you're depressed and shunned people in society.
Actual introverted people have a career and normal life, and don't suffer in complete isolation. Also, please stop fucking taking those online "personality quizzes" then using INTJ and ISTP and whatever the fuck to categorise yourself as a person, you're probably the same cunts who believe in star signs and all that astronomical shit.
Introvert in itself is a made up term for "failed human being." We just try to avoid hurting people's feelings so we gave it a term and label and made sure to tell everyone that "it's okay to be one :)"
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND
I'M NOT YOUR LOVER
I'M NOT YOUR FAMILY
Why do SJWs try to force feminist bullshit into the black rights movement?
Black people have to deal with being murdered because of their race. Women have to deal with "objectification" and a fake wage gap. There's no black and female oppression. There's black oppression and living life on easy mode.
We manlets have that too, just another thing men do better than women.
I actually really agree with this post. I believe that black people actually do face racism still and it is a problem, but I cant say that without being grouped with people like pic related who think having attractive girls in commercials is on par with genocide
Goldfish bowl or something. What was her name ?
Where is the link to her youtube channel ?
post screenshots and links to her videos in this thread. She took down her videos.. ?
Who /CancerSurvivor/ here
Pepe reporting in, pretty much every detail is true. Thankfully I have a NEET gf but besides that I'm in a pretty shitty place in my life.
>click the refresh button 50 times in the last 30 minutes hoping someone acknowledged my existence
>realize I haven't even commented anything today
p-please...just say something to me
Is there anything more self centered than divorcing your spouse for anything other than severe physical abuse?
Ruining the lives of your children just because you're bored is unacceptable and these people should be harshly punished.
>tfw reddit is down for maintenance
This is a bit of a weird question, but would any robots be interested in playing Monster Hunter? Specifically MHP3rd.
You can play it for free on your PC using the PPSSPP emulator. It's not hard to get it setup and it's a pretty fun game in case you've never played any MH games before.
Tried asking on /vg/ but just got ignored. I know it's not exactly a super relevant topic, but I thought maybe a fellow robot would be interested.
I can play mh4u if anyone wants.
Also mhp3rd is the easiest monhun so rather not.
>tfw developing a stutter
>tfw literally can't make coherent sentences anymore
I developed a stutter because my older brother would always interrupt me so I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
I learned to slow down when I spoke. For atleast 15 years I would stutter when I got excited.. By mid 30s my stutter is 100% gone.
One of my kids started to stutter a little and I taught him to slow down and let his mouth catch up to the thoughts in his head. It stopped it immediatly.. (Sadly my parents made fun of me and encouraged my stutter)
Just slow down and speak more deliberately.
>grandmother is a widow, dying, and depressed
>genuinely feel bad for her, talk to her and cheer her up
>every time I call, first thing she asks is do I have a gf yet
NO THAT ROASTIE FUCKING SHIT DOESN'T.
SHE JUST WANTS FUCKING KIDS.
I HATE WOMEN SO FUCKING MUCH GOD FUCKING DAMN
>tfw nobody in my family has ever asked me if I have a gf
They all know I'm a 31 y/o, khv...
Let me die in my sleep.
Any /po/tards here want a black gf to try and make them less racist? I'm down for the challange. I want to date on hard mode.