Us NEETs like to brag about our existence but lets be honesy being a neet is the worst lifestyle.
You wagekeks have jobs, excess money, people to talk to at work.... Us NEETs have porn and the Internet.
It's just that we have all this free time and have no idea how to spend it. Truly a crux.
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, YOU GAVE IT AWAY
Good morning, wagekek.
Happy Thanksgiving. Remember to be grateful. Afterall, you got a job so you can contribute to society. I thank you for the free disability. Without you, I would not have worked so hard when I was a wagekek to find all these grants for disabled people, start non-profit foundations to handle these grants, and use every single one of them to my advantage when I became disabled. Just to let you in, I got a nice, free huge turkey (price $50) that's in the crockpot right now.
So again, I thank you for my benefit. Enjoy your day off, and work...
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Hello there, neetkek. Ready to leave the basement and be forced to socialize with auntie and grandma all day? And having to watch football with uncle Joe and pretend to be interested? Why, you even need to take a shower today.
>trusting anyone but yourself
i seriously hope you guys dont do this
>tfw literally cumming inside a qt white pussy less than 5 hours ago
>tfw gf at the airport visiting home and I'm going to cheat on her on Tinder because she'd rather spend Thanksgiving with her family than with me
What a way to start the holidays.
Because I reformmated my laptop and the penguin image that I was going to use gave me the duplicate file error
While your at work making Mr Goldberg's shekels I'll be at home enjoining yummy turkey all day
What's the difference between /pol/ and /r9k/?
Why do NEETs make 50 threads a day on here?
I thought the NEET lyf wasn't being a piece of shit?
It takes 10 seconds to post a thread. In that post, you can say anything, including being a sockpuppet by pretending to be a NEET who is depressed, or a NEET being happy about not being a wageslave. As the saying goes:
>The internet said it, therefore, it's true.
Made this thread a couple days ago but didn't bother to explain.
This is called a "beauty cut". They remove your ridged band, all your innner foreskin, basically all of your frenuluar area, and stitch your shaft skin into the corona/sulcus of your glans.
It's called a "beauty cut" because it doesn't leave you with a two-toned shaft.
I had phimosis when I was a kid and instead of trying something else first, like betamethasone cream or preputioplasty surgery, the doctor went straight for this.
Masturbation has always been inordinately difficult. I can't feel oral sex. Hand jobs literally felt like the girl was pulling my penis off because the skin doesn't move, at all.
This shit is seriously fucked up. I'd definitely kill myself if that happened to me. My mutilation is bad enough and it already destroyed my life before it even had a fucking chance to start I can't even imagine what that would be like
inb4 some faggot normie comes in and claims circumcision doesn't ruin people
Shhh. Be quiet, everyone. The wagekek is still asleep. He finally gets an extra day off and is living it like we do every single day.
I still remember that thread the other day bout some NEET miserable with his pathetic existence.
I'd wager without these threads to keep you busy, you have fuck all else to do with your day.
Tick, tock. The clock is ticking, neetkek. In a few hours, you will be forced out of your basement and made to join everyone at the table. After all, you have to say hi to grandma and auntie who are visiting! If you don't, your mom will cut your allowance again.
What's that? Your mom wants you to take a shower and put on clean clothes? After all, you must be presentable since you have to be with your relatives all evening. No vidya for you tonight.
Every time I see this faggot's face I can't help but sympathize with ISIS. Civilization has been taken too far when there's so much comfort, resources and safety that genetic trash like him is allowed to survive.
Yes, wealth and progress are important, but they're not important enough to allow humanity to degenerate as a species and produce garbage like him.
>relatively neutral mood
>drink a bottle of any alcohol 15%+
>feel suicidal and lower than ground
is it alcohol talking or my true self free from my Super-ego ?
i think i just broke my leg but my parents wont take me to the hospital
Get in here vaporbros
>You will never be truly content with living