Robots, I doubt I'm welcome here but I just wanted to say there is hope. I found one of you fuckers, someone who was a lonely bot for 8 years after his last relationship, drowning in alcohol and on the verge of suicide. I love that faggot more than anything and no, he's not a Chad. He's fat and not many people would call him "pretty", plus he's anti social and awkward but god damn past it all he's a cool dude and I love everything about him.
There is hope for you all.
Does this mean you're trying to cuck him?
desu Sounds like you might have a robot fetish senpai
>guys guys guys I WON THE LOTTERY
>you can win it
>trust me i already won
>I love that faggot more than anything
>I love that faggot
lol have fun cucking him and destroying his soul because you don't actually like him or see him as a man.
it's not your fault you're just a woman and that's what you do
>it is my birthday as of 42 minutes ago
>tfw no fat round belly gf
>eating junk food after brushing your teeth
i cant sleep without brushing teeth or it loops in my mind over and over again. my neighbor has only a few back teeth that are always bleeding and rotton. im glad i met him becasue i would brush my teeth only a few times a week before then.
Do robots know any good tips to stop procrastinating?
Listen to this song.
It will put things into perspective.
Have the end goal in mind and imagine yourself accomplishing it, then get up and do what you have to do, things feel better after you just do it and get it over with.
In other words, stop being a lazy bitch
>Wow! Are these home baked?
No they're store bought
So I'm on Lexapro, Wellbutrin, Abilify, and Klonopin. I've been given a month to show signs of improvement or be taken into inpatient care, and they offered me Electro Shock Therapy (has to be by my consent).
I'm 19 trying to get back into Uni as a poor fag. No friends. Rough home life. Going to try and take out loans for school I need $17,000 but its just for this year, the rest I'll have proper financial aid.
If I can't get the loans and do well in school I'm pretty much fucked.
Should I do the ETC and scramble my brains?
>le epic pepe pic XDDDD
Fucking stop. Stop enabling this shit.
Wellbutrin and Provigil (aka Modafinil) here.
I would probably ask for their official opinions on the practice. Really meticulously weigh pros and cons and have an informed opinion before making a decision (protip: that information cannot be found on a Croatian Basket Weaving forum.)
Also Modafinil isn't nearly the wonder drug everyone thinks it is.
>abused as a child
>pulled me out of school in primary and moved me away from friends
>ran away multiple times
>bounced between family and foster care
>now bipolar misanthrope barely able to care for myself
>just lift a club job join an outside fit bro!
You're telling me something I already know about this entire society.
Nobody cares about anyone else, not even I do.
So anon, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?
How do I knock myself out without pain?
If you mean hitting yourself in the head - don't do it ~desu.
People end up having horrible migraines for years after being hit in the head.
Tons of bad shit can happen after a hard hit to the head, just don't.
Doc, my test levels are low. Can you please help raise them?
Who here is a shroom brother?
If you were given superpowers, and you chose to use them for good instead of evil, then you're a boring ass normie.
oh the nostalgia.
I want to go back to the old days
back when I played shitty MMOs
when I used to hit on girls in them autistically
me and my friend back then sharing an account
we agreed on the cute stacy in my class as password
back in highschool when I'd skip months at a time with my only friend
back when we didn't have any social responsibilities
7 years later and my only friend irl is gone
not dead just went off and somehow stopped being a loser
Realized recently that a relationship...
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>That hypercam watermark pic
Ohhh my fucking god I can feel the mid-late 2000s nostalgia kicking in
YouTube tutorials and the like.
I want to fucking go back
This board is just autistic people getting angry at conversations they've imagined.
Post in this thread if you're very very lonely.
My friend wanted me to go out to dinner with him and HIS FRIENDS. I don't know any of them and I'm on a strict diet at the moment (as well as a strict budget). So I stayed home and felt lonely the entire day.
Any robots have any experience with gay saunas? I almost went into one once, had to leave once I saw a disgusting old man in the changing room. Please share your stories if you have any
I'm tired of looking at penises on the internet! I want a fucking boyfriend!!!
What if I'm just a dude who likes to blurt out whatever that's on my mind at the time without holding back? 4chan is perfect for it
Who here /sleep on the floor/?
>Only need to throw down a blanket or comforter, much cheaper than a bed.
>Wake up easier
>Feel much more refreshed than with a bed
It's really so much better than some soft ass bed.
I agree OP. I'd probably sleep on my floor more if my parents wouldn't start thinking i was going schizophrenic or something. Sometimes beds are just like too warm and squishy and annoying like i just wanna lay down, not sink into a hot, fluffy spring cushion.
What happened to the pals threads? I signed up to interpals back when they were a regular feature on /r9k/. Since then I've actually met girls in real life from there. In fact I just got asked out by another girl the other day. These are Western women, not just thirsty SEA gold/visa diggers.
Interpals was a great find. I knew about the site before, but I didn't know it would be so easy to interact with quality women. I'm not even close to being a chad.
What are your thoughts on this, /r9k/?
richfags not allowed in this thread
So why should this be shocking? This "unethic" behavior is the edge which got them rich in the first place instead of another person. Self preservation always has a good and a bad aspect, it's only the perspective which you see it from that changes.
I think I fucked up big time.
>be only one with a 9" tablet at work
>group of colleagues ask me if I can borrow them said tablet to test something on a website they're building
>"of course no prob"
>immediately realize I didn't clean my cache from my previous use
>they start the browser and land where I took off last night
It was a Jordyn Jones thread.
How screwed am I?
I hope you're joking. If not, just play it off like you were trying to see what the perverts were saying. As long as you don't have You's they won't know that you posted anything yourself.
Why? I felt way more worse when I didn't have one. At least now I have money to do shit, even if it's usually shittyshit
>I hope you're joking.
>As long as you don't have You's
I have no idea what that means but I didn't post anything, just lurked. I didn't say anything and now I haven't talked to anyone in one hour.
>Need treatment for depression
>Treatment costs money
>Can't get money due to depression
This world is a fucking MEME
>you need friends to get a gf
>you need friends to get a job
>you need friends to get friends
>take xanax for depression
>initially feel dumb
>addiction kick in, now i feel both dumb and empty
>substitute xanax with weed
Most legal tratments are shit. Just learn how to do drugs moderately and avoid categorically the hard ones (you know better than me that you will get addicted on those).
It won't feel the hole entirely but it will make your life way more weird and interesting, if you manage to not overdo it.
Not sure if many of you have experienced this.
But who has had a girl you once liked treat you with indifference/disdain, but suddenly started liking you after you got over them/moved on?
I have a situation where I want this to happen to me, but I'd like to hear from people others first.
I can't say I ever experienced this because I never stuck around long enough to experience her disdain or her sudden interest after I move on.
Basically don't bother with her. She's just looking for a few free meals out of you or she misses the attention you gave her. She doesn't actually like you. There is a slight chance that she has changed her mind and only disliked you for a very stupid reason (something you said, I don't know) and sees you in a different light now that you're...
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I was supposed to lose my virginity tonight, robots. I added a girl from some "pity fuck" thread for virgins. Instead I was cucked by my best friend.
He was my ride there and home and didn't say a word to me on our way back.
I don't know how I'll ever recover from this. What did I do to deserve this? I want to smash something.
There is nothing you can do.
The life of a robot is one of pain and suffering unending until death.
What did I do to deserve this?
It's not fair.
how in the name of god do i make close interpersonal relationships
how do i motivate myself to maintain them
Generic tip from a brother from another mother: give up.
Do what you like and don't give a shit. You won't change, so there's no point in pretending for the rest of your life. Do your thing (unless doing your thing involves killing other people, in that case commit suicide).
Why do all "cute boys" turn out to be sluts?
Young girls are just as subversive and reckless in regards to love/sex/romance. Also the status quo of acceptance for a male becoming a man strongly revolving around having sex. The double standard.
It's coming you punks
Roasties who call themselves Roasties with pride are directly contributing to the filth of hook-up culture and the idea that being a trashy whore is okay.
Have fun with a pussy stretched like rubber bands, ye olde skank.
Where do you live?
Where do you want to live?
>colorado or washington
New York City
Somewhere far away from people where it snows a lot.