>tfw you realize that she isn't even that special and that you hardly know her and that you aren't really in love with her but in love with love, in love with the idea of being in love and imagine that she and her love could save you...
Holy shit I feel so fucking good right now guys.
I don't know how, but some banging hot asian/hispanic chick started dancing with me at a concert and I got to grind and kiss her. I don't understand how it happened, but she chose me out of hundreds of shirtless chads on the dance floor.
I feel like a million freaking bucks right now guys!
THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU
Any chads here tonight?
Where do I put my hands on her. On several occasions, she'd grab my hands, but I couldn't tell where she wanted me to place them because we were both moving and dancing.
I am just finishing my second bottle of wine of the night and eyeing the third.
It hasn't stopped hurting.
Why won't it stop.
Being drunk just makes me feel more feels desu
Bought a 20-pack yesterday morning. Came back from the store two hours ago and bought another 20-pack. Was the same cashier. I'm ashamed.
I just drank a bottle of wine too anon.
I drink to feel think there is something siginificant happening in my life and that it matters.
I hope you are doing okay,.
>getting drunk in the morning while your parents are at work and think you are at university
As if being a virgin wasn't torturous enough, now some whore from Australia is suggesting that childless people PAY for HER kids.
These people are so far gone, the only thing that will fix them is a bullet through the skull.
CUPS WID DA ICE
N WE DO DIS
>tfw you will never rape, cut open and dismember a qt3.14 as she orgasms on your cock
>hey guys i'm pretty edgy and gonna pretend to like guro :^)
>getting ready to fap
>cat comes and lays on my lap
EVERY FUCKING TIME. Then I throw her off and she keeps coming back. I just want to fap in peace without her swatting at my hand as it furiously strokes.
My cat was sleeping on the other side of the room for about an hour or so. Then all of a sudden I start looking at porn and she comes walking over then plops down right on my nuts. Come on, man.
Why there is no NEET threads today?
>inb4 all threads are NEET threads
I still remember that thread the other day bout some NEET miserable with his pathetic existence.
I'd wager without these threads to keep you busy, you have fuck all else to do with your day.
>tfw not sure if gay or just really desperate
>tfw really don't want to be gay
I'm glad i'm not the only one who knows this exact feel
Even Milhouse has kissed a girl /r9k/. What's your excuse?
>tfw the dxm, spice, codeine, alcohol and valium hit you
Who here /2high4life/?
> tfw just remembered "robo trips"
Swallowed a 15 mg oxy, snorted a bag of heroin, and sipping on a cold beer.
Life is good.
>dxm + spice
>dxm + codeine
good luck, you must have a tolerance to one of these substances or you aren't taking very much of the other
>dxm + alcohol
>dxm + valium
>dxm + codeine + alcohol + valium
you're gonna puke or die or both, OR you are an addict with high tolerances, OR you barely took any of most of those. Since you put dxm first and it's the cheapst I'll...
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i just found out my gf is a /vg/ slut
i feel almost happy for you for not having one
I'm supern drunk right now and I don't want to havea hangover tpomorrow what do? drink a lot of water?
Yeah, try drink like 2 or 3 bottles of water.
Usually I'll also stay awake until I'm sober-ish and I'll wake up feeling better than what I would if I went straight to sleep.
have you ever experienced a "minor mystical/ experience" ?