Robots, we all know what this is like. We see these girls dating all these chads who never did a damn thing in their life, and were born into money. Some robots like us, worked hard and tried our best to be the best for girls, some of us are smart, and have good paying jobs, but still women don't even glance our way. What have we done to deserve this?
Any oldfags here?
I'm talking pre-2010 people, i'm curious how 4chan, /r9k/ and /b/ were in those times... Was it good, bad, the fucking same? I'd ask /b/, but i'm sure there are no oldfags in that shithole.
No oldfag vs. newfag drama please, i'd just like some stories...
Everybody in /b/ will claim they're an oldfag. It's a thing over there. I don't really care how long somebody has been browsing 4chan honestly. They could've started a few hours ago, it doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is they don't shit this place up (no memeing, shit posting, etc.)
>pre-2010 is considered old-fag
What are you doing for Thanksgiving robots?
Family thing in the afternoon.
It's important because grandma got it into her head, despite no doctor saying so, that she will die this winter.
I'm making a salad for it, candied nuts, made a vinaigrette, and roasted beets to top it off with.
Who here /stolepanties/ ?
I took my 13 yr old cousins dirty panties and licked all the discharge from them and sucked on them while jacking off. Then put them back and got another pair each night for a whole summer.
>tfw you will never have von or some other noble signifier in your last name
>tfw you will always be a peasant with low birth
tell them to bang my mother next time kk
Can't you change your last name in your country? Here you can change your last name to pretty much any name as long as it has either been used in your family tree within the last hundred years or so or it doesn't exist yet.
I guess there may be some other rules to prevent obscenities so you couldn't use FaggotNiggerDestroyer as your last name.
Going clubbing in a few hours. Any advice friends?
It's time to let go already, he's dead, and it's all your fault. If you still post him you are beating a dead horse.
>If you still post him you are beating a dead horse.
He's been dead for a long time.
It's the fault of everyone who spreads shit outside of this website.
Anyone who shares the inside jokes from this website is personally responsible for the downfall of this website.
I can't get over this... There are millions of women probably who would actually rather be cheated on than date somebody like me or you. They would rather be hurt and beaten and verbally abused than date an average guy who doesn't score all of the ladies.
I met a girl from r9k who kept going on and on and on about how hurt she was that her non-white bf cheated on her, and how she was really looking for somebody honest and loyal, but she stopped talking to me right away when her vagina stopped tickling...
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My little sister was texted by a kid in her class. She's currently in 9th grade. These are the people with whom you share this board. Just a reminder.
Shit, I forgot that I need to add text to my comment before I can add the next picture.
just saw this on the cias factbook.
age structure of the world
15-24 years: 16.34% (male 610,915,870/female 574,498,881)
>tfw literally everything in life is pointless and there's no way out except suicide
>using Whisper app to troll roasties
>post something insinuating that feminine men are more attractive than most women
>inundated with private messages from gay guys offering to suck my dick
I wish I was a gay degenerate, it would be so easy.
>If diamond is the hardest metal how come they don't make bulletproof vests from diamond?
>Why do 'men' under 6ft exist?
>My boyfriend broke up with me when I wouldn't let him take my virginity. I think I made the right choice.
Especially the last one, enjoy roasties saying virginity is a social construct and means absolutely nothing.
women are more likely to get jobs in stem fields compared to their equivalent male counterparts, but they still cry about being oppressed. i dont understand
>tfw now know for a fact that a girl I know browses this board
>tfw she's a generic Stacey Thundercunt and she's not even 18 yet
>tfw she's convinced she's not a normie but is pretty much the epitome of normans
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
Most girls browse 4chan just to talk about memes on FB and get more beta orbiters.
>"l'm not a normieee xD REEEEEEEEE "
Does this remind you of something ?
>"l'm so fucking different l play VIDYA GAMZ XDDDD l'm so random "
That's it, females are MADE to be whores, literally. Prove me wrong cumdumpsters
>tfw saw 2 girls I went to school with post their tits (in one picture, not separately) on /b/ back in the day
>tfw they were SUCH NERDS XD and spat memes constantly
>tfw this was
ten years ago
Fuck you Alyssa leave 4chan forever. I don't even remember your friend's name but she should leave too. GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What is a neckbeard? List the qualities one person must have to be considered one