>Mummy found the poop viper
>socially awkward to hell
What did she mean by this?
>tfw never seen a vagina
>tfw never seen tits
>tfw kissless virgin
I managed to have a lucid dream for the first time last night and i almost fucked my sister in it. AMA
touched her bare tits, but it got so intense that the dream fell appart
>when Normie's low-key talk shit within earshot
>Tfw Chad just has to assert his dominance by making fun of me with the Stacy's because he feel threatened?
Anyone else relate? This is half the reason I don't go to school
What bong should I buy?
victorious is the highest quality for the price. ROOR if you got the money.
>Have you done your exercises today anon?
I tried to flirt with a 6/10 girl because I wanted to finally lose my virginity and she told me i am ugly. Is it really that bad?
Does anyone here have literally zero friends including online?
I'm here with you OP, we face the void together my friend in solitude
how can i be an alternative stacey when the gamer girl market is saturated??? D:
The traditional Christian girl market is rising, if you're still a virgin then make yourself right with Christ and cater to a nice conservative Christian man and bear his children to start a family.
You suddenly have a 60cm long prehensile tail.
What do you do?
>tfw kindergarden, 5 or 6 six years ol
>blond girl I fell in love with
> valentines day or something like that, cant remember anymore
> put on suit and go buy one red rose
> go to kindergarden, want to give it to her
> roastie runs away like a little baby, crying no
> heart-broken, kindergarden teacher says I am so lovely and if I want to give the rose to her
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YOU GAVE A FUCKING ROSE TO A 5 YEAR OLD ON VALENTINE'S DAY???? YOU FUCKING PEDO NO REASON SHE RAN AWAY!!!!!!!!
Why was Elliot an incel? He was clearly not hideously ugly and he had money. Was it just his personality?
>girl i haven't talked to in a few years messages me on facebook out of the blue
what does this mean?
we've only exchanged a couple messages since she's messaged me
i hope i don't fuck this up - i don't know how to talk to people at all and am a massive bore
i bet she'll eventually realise how dull i am and stop talking to me
Sounds like you're setting yourself up for failure
If you think so negatively and like those are inevitibilities, you'll make them happen
Ask her if she'd like to hang out some time
Why are there so many losers on this site?
The virgin weebs are by far the worst. I can only imagine how awful their hygiene is.
Now now, please don't be so rude anon-kun. Did you guys have a nice day today?
I don't get laid
Everyone in my family complains that I take forever in the bathroom. I spend about a half hour in the bathroom shitting. How long you typically spend shitting r9k? I don't see any issue with the amount of time it takes me to crap. Is my family just being assholes?
No, you're being an asshole. I spend 3 minutes shitting, tops. Stop playing on your fucking phone for fuck sake. Or go to the doctor; idk but 30 minutes is a sign that there is something wrong here.
>told myself to do NoFap
>Wednesday I stopped fapping
>last night I got to horny and fapper and promised myself it was the last time
>wake up this Friday morning and fap again
I'm doomed aren't I? I literally cannot stop jacking off as hard as I try to.
I'm on day 16
Physiologically you can't stay horny forever. Just distract yourself and have some self-control and the hornyness will pass
It helps if you stop looking at anything arousing - not just porn. You should stop looking at pics of girls, and if you start thinking of sex learn to stop it and think of something else. Basic mindfulness.
It does matter when you've been a chronic fapper and it's fucked you up mentally and physically. From the day I found out how to fap I literally did it about 5-8 times daily that week. I've now cut back to only doing it 2-3 times daily and it's fucked me up. I just can't stop doing it it's become part of my schedule but now that I'm getting limp dick and being depressed all the time I realize it's not healthy at all.
When will a cute girl rescue me from being a shut-in NEET?
Has anyone truly checked out of society?
>Earn a modest 15k a year running a few websites.
>Never getting married or having children
>Vasectomy at 27
>Not really intrested in woman or LTR.
>400pm for a house in Rural area with mountain scenery
>Play video games all day long
>other hobbies include Fishing, hunting, wood...
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Is she right? Are men the weaker gender because they are slaves to their dicks?
Can you stop dehumanizing men as "dicks"?
Men are trying to save a sinking ship while women are drilling holes in it.
Do women not have sex? Where do they get off playing the "I'm not a slave to my urges" card?
>Men are trying to save a sinking ship while women are drilling holes in it.
>Do women not have sex? Where do they get off playing the "I'm not a slave to my urges" card?
Speaking from my experience and seeing /r9k/ over the years, men do think about sex a lot more often, no?
Yes, but men's sex drive seems to be a bit out of control sometimes, no?
Sum up your middle-school experience in one picture.
>Neglected innocent kid that went through the system with an ignorant smile
I was actually getting fucked the entire time
Ok so I didn't slep at all last night (I woke up at 5 pm though), but I don't really want to go to sleep now (i just finished my last class of the day. I wanted to get high off benadryl for the first time tonite though, so I was wondering if me not sleeping will affect my high at all?
Also if I dont slep I was thinking about chugging coffee and monster to see what happens. Will this just lead to me barfing my guts up when I do benadryl?
>tfw you pull your dick out and she turns around and sucks the cum and pussy juice off of it on her way to the bathroom so you dont have to get up and wash it off
Is there a better feeling?
How the FUCK do you find a job??
>tfw nothing is fun anymore
What do you think of racism?
Are we all really the same?
Or do race realists have a point?
Races are obviously different. Only brainwashed retards would disagree with that.
Now to which extend they differ and wether there is an objectively superior and inferior race, that may be debated.
> mfw finding a qt who likes same thing I do but go for the chad anyways
enough woman hate thread ! Woman love thread !
Tell a story about how a woman was nice with you and treated you good !
I'll start : mega popular hot girl from college let me hang out with her, her friends and her bf, she even bought me smoothie and sandwiches ! She's the nicest !
A gay stoner girl got me drunk my first time. She didn't talk to me at school but after school we were good friends and she let me get high and drunk with a few of her friends from other towns. Felt bad that she was embarrassed of me but everything about it made me feel like a normie for once.
how to protect myself (woman) when meeting an internet person and going to his house?
Reverse psychology - tell him you have no friends or family, no one would miss you and show up dressed like a whore. He's sure to treat you with respect there, so long as you stress that you're doing it ironically.