If a Samurai has a sword in each hand and he cuts off one of Lord Tsa'aeng's four arms; how much swords does he have left to slaughter the female devil?
What will be your theme song for the beta uprising? I'll start.
>Chad got sister pregnant.
Keep an eye out for her in the next "Single moms on dating sites" thread.
I thought this might be a troll, but then I remembered that I live in modern America.
This happens all the time. Chances are, this is a common experience of people on /r9k/.
Let that sink in.
Now WHY was Elliot wrong about setting up a dictatorship to enslave women?
>Finally taking Estradiol valerate + Lupron
>I'm changing way faster than when I was on Spiro.
>Tfw soon I will snatch a boyfriend.
>Tfw he will become my husband.
>Tfw I will be the cutest and lewdest housewife.
Why do so many betas have recessed chins?
Any gay guys here?
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"Chad" is such a stupid and almost obscure name.
Why don't we call them Brad? Brad is a much more common name of the people we call "Chad" and it doesn't sound stupid or obscure.
For fucks sake think of Brad Pitt, he is a total "Brad" aka "Chad".
Call them Brad from now on.
Would have been better.
It's a Brad that is bullying the goblin too:
Maybe Chads could be kind of cool dudes, but Brads are absolute dicks.
What does /r9k/ think about this?
>>tfw you're a girl and Thats your fetish ._.
I just think they look cute/sexy and I like the humiliation aspect of it, like the adorable squealing girls do when receiving them. Also I've got a thing for butts and underwear so it makes sense for me desu
What's for dinner robots?
Pic is my dindin :3
Where are you swimming anon? The pool? Can we see your swimsuit?
Ever did ballet malebots ?
>a girl will never kick me so hard I lose a testicle
feels bad man
Losing a single nut is the best situation of getting kicked in the balls
>humilating- have to go to the hospital to get it removed
>will always remind me of how she dominated me for the rest of my life
>but still naturally produce t and can still have kids
Hey /r9k/ just a quick little poll:
What's your favorite Beatles album?
Some days i just don't want to leave my flat for uni. Just don't want to deal with people. There any good excuses that lecturers buy?
Wait, women actually like being tied up and stuff? Why?
I swear to god, ill get on my knees and just break down crying over all the shit that has happened in my life.
How i failed at everything i tried and never achieved.
I would just put my head to the bang of the gun and just rub on it as I beg you to kill me.
I really want to die. I want to just go anons, im so pussy i cant just do it myself.
I hate myself so much, this place has been a haven to me. Without it i fear id have been dead years ago.
I just...i want someone to kill me.
You need to keep pushing forward until you completely break. If you're still waiting for someone to end you, you're not there yet. When someone shoves a gun down your throat and your heart maintains a steady rhythm while you ponder if they'll pull the trigger, then you'll know you finally made it. Crossing this line will come with its own challenges of course.
>amateur teen coupl.mp4
I know this is a common topic here, especially in meme form, but who else here is actually suicidal?
I can't seem to get it out of my head anymore, it's dominating my thoughts. I keep letting myself partially suspend with a belt until I get close to passing out. I keep chickening out, but I also keep putting the thing around my neck and venturing closer to the threshold. I guess I'm making myself get "comfortable" with it so I can get enough confidence to actually let go and let it happen. Just been depressed for so long, and lonely for so long that it seems like a legitimate option at this point.
>inb4 "permanent solution to temporary problem"
>inb4 "ur a coward durrrr"
>inb4 "things will get better"
>inb4 "ur selfish durrrr"
I get hopeless like this some nights when I stay up really late and think about how easy it would be to just go. But what stops me is knowing that this life could end at any time anyway, and it will definitely end at some time without question. Meanwhile, I don't have any major physical defects, pain, or anything like that, and I still have some things I want to do. Being lonely and depressed won't stop me from doing those things, however haltingly or inefficiently I may have to do them, so I might as well continue.
Do you think technology and social media made it easier or harder for robots to find love?
Absolutely, it allows us to have permanent forms of escapism from reality to trick us into the illusion of socialisation or productivity when really we only get further away from it every other second spend on the computer.
>be me a couple years ago, finally give in to the smartphone craze
>fastforward to today, no contacts, no one to text, still no one is interested in my social media accounts
No regrets though, it's worth all the neat games and apps. Still much prefer my PC.
ITT: lessons you had to learn the hard way
>the only people who really give a fuck about me are my family
>there are more assholes than nice people
>I am way less attractive than I think I am
>I am way less intelligent than I think I am
>laziness ruins lives
>once my parents stop supporting you it's again me vs the world and it will be legit to go full psycho on how you'll manage jobs and money
>you're opinion about any art form is the only one that matters
>the only rational dogmatic thought that you should accept is ''never think in term of dogmas''
>will never have a gf who kicks me in the balls, makes me wear a chastity cage, cucks me and takes all my money
Also ever been hit in the balls bots ?
i am only posting this because i feel bad for you anon
>Just became a dad two days ago
>After three long, hectic, sleepless days, I'm sitting on a fold out bed holding my sleeping son while the mom is finally getting some deeply needed rest
>The room is cold but I have my son bundled up warm and juicy now that I've learned how to swaddle
>The mom is covered in cozy blankets of her own
>Been sitting here occasionally glancing at the muted TV playing south park with...
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The image popped up again tonight, the dude who jumped under the train.
Slowly hey laid on the tracks, had to be at least 5-8 seconds before the train rolled completly over him and crushed him.
Why he did it I don't know, but I will never forget seeing the dude just jump down there, lay down there awaiting his doom with no resistance.
I looked it up on the internet to see if there was anything noteworthy on the incident. Nothing but a "Train was stopped due to a trainjumper" reason for why the train was delayed.
What if I had looked...
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At what age did you realize the bangbus is fake?
Since forever I already knew one of the sluts that appeared in one episode since she did other porn videos.
I don't really remember her though since she's was just the average blonde slut.
>just be yourself bro
>just go outside bro
>just talk to girls bro
>just sit at home and be depressed bro
>never talk to anyone or initiate a conversation bro
>only your 2d japanese women love you bro
Which one is more likely to achieve success?
The one who is racking up attempts or the one who doesn't try at all?
1/100 success rate is still better than 0/0
I love this success defined by societal norms meme.
Hey guys, newfag here. So I've been hearing about this "braaaaaaap" meme and I'm really curious as to what it is. I tried googling it but Know Your Meme doesn't have a page on it. If one of you fine gentlemen could enlighten me I would appreciate it very much.
who else here /joeysworldtour/
Get in here bros
They want to review the food while it's fresh. They don't want to review the product in the restaurant .
I thought he only made the WEWEWEWEEE WOOOO noise when he farts.
I got in a fight with my dad and I snapped, I grabbed his neck and pushed him . I feel so sad, he was my only friend. I have no one now..
it's okay. i mean, it's not okay but what can you really do. you will find a way to survive if you choose to. be content knowing that most people are almost completely alone anyway, even if they have deluded themselves to believe otherwise.
apologize to your father if you think he might forgive you.
and you still have anons.
>She likes to travel to Jamaica
>she's traveling to Greece to help at a rapefugee camp
>travel to a country that isn't American or Canada