Tell me 'fembots', how did you manage to delude yourself into thinking you belong here?
They probably look average, slightly above average or slightly below average.
And they want Chad to be their loving boyfriend.
But they can't find Chad so they "im so sad i feel nothing anymore killmyself pls attention im a girl btw"
they find this place on twitter or tumbler and they think they can relate to the lonely robots
then they start to attention whore since they realize just how easy it is to get attention on this board
eventually they get bored and leave and two others whores take her place
rinse and repeat
My problems are just as real as yours brother. Just a bit different
While you can't get any girl
I have to deal with 7 guys a week but they're all average looking.
Tbh I love antisocial guys like robots but the thing is I like antisocial guys like in movies and shows where they're cool good looking guys just shy
>no thanks, I'll have a water
>always have the last message with no reply
>people wonder why i can't keep friends
>people wonder why i never had a gf
i don't understand? why don't you just not post last?
Why couldn't the guy who was actually from /r9k/ be as entertaining as Elliot Rodger? From what we can tell he was just a boring edgelord
There's nothing to suggest this guy was actually on r9k. The only link was that the post happened to say 'northwest', a fucking huge region; and the promised happening thread wasn't posted
What are the necessary criteria of a feminine penis?
Mental illness and degenerate faggots like you to enable it.
Anyone else feel like it's only a matter of time before they kill themselves?
> Real life is not like an anime.
Would it be autistic if I enjoyed tasting my own poop?
I mean, I don't actually eat it, I eat normal foods every day but usually when I finish pooping I just scrape a bit of the poop laying in the toilet and taste it, it usually has different flavors depending on what I ate / if I'm sick / etc. I started doing it 4 years ago when I was 16 and haven't stopped still, nobody knows this little hobby of mine of course, I also have a normal life and a job.
It does not make you autistic. But I'm betting you're autistic you deviant.
My depression fluctuates between high motivation and being on the edge of suicide.
Fuck this shit. At one point I will be pushed to suicide, and I eagerly away it.
I just found out i have lung cancer and have 10 months, maybe 12, to live.
Why does this happen to me?
What have i done to deserve this?
I've met an IRL equivalent of Christ-chan who aside from being devout is also pretty socially awkward.
I must make her mine, /r9k/. I marshalled my courage and kicked off this conversation.
It ended just the way you see in the picture about 3 hours ago.
What did I do wrong?
>i hop in every night
the autism is so much it hurts, u should had said
>wait, are you saying i don't look like a virgin?
and them said you are looking for a decent girl to marry, not to pump and dump used trash
I don't see anything glaringly wrong on your part, OP. It may come as a shock but sometimes people just aren't in the mood to be flirted with, or aren't in a place where they want to start a relationship.
>Hi, you looked cute yesterday. I'm so surprised that you don't think I look like a virgin! By the way, I'm looking for a decent girl to marry and have zeroed in on you.
No chaosoverlord, you are the autism.
I just got off the phone with my best friend from high school. We went to different colleges. He joined a frat and fucked more than a dozen women, tons of friends, etc.
For the most part, I remained a loser, very few friends, spent all my time studying or shitposting. I'm getting my masters now while he works a shit job as a telemarketer. In the back of my mind, I always told myself I was better than him because I got a high paying job in a lucrative field.
But, fuck me, listening to him tell stories of meeting beautiful women at parties, making tons of friends,...
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Oh my god! Anon, I swear I didn't mean to do that! Oh I'm so embarassed..
how do you cope with the knowledge that you will never live in an anime?
By remembering I live in an MMO RPG and have a nice balance of the 16 pts you're give.
Not too bad, to be honest. Plus achievements
>BA Degree Unlocked, Professional Career Unlocked, Virginity Dismissed
Who /shit relationship with father/ here? Feels fucking bad man, especially when you want to change it but somethings holding you back.
My dad was an absentee father and knows it. He's said as much. But we just don't have much to talk about, plus he's getting old and has all kinds of weird issues that drive people insane, me included, so it's hard to spend time with him.