Anyone else long skinny dick here?
Why even bother anymore
>I wish I could trade places with you, anon. You must love being at college now with all those cute girls to choose from
IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT DAD JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY YOU BOOMER ASSHOLE
come to momma
I'll try to contain my orgasms.
How are they all so fucking fat.. what is the common food out in the aboriginal communities? Pretty sure there arent too many mcdonalds out there.
>tfw no natural hippie gf
4:30 for insertion
What should I do fellow robots. I know a bunch of normies have the answers for an upcoming exam and they won't share. Should I blow the whistle?
absolutely and rat out the local drug dealers as well to your local police department
not even the exam board staff knows what paper it is until literally the day they are delivered. trust me I have spoken to a lot of people who volunteer for this and the process they go through is literally like how they deal with documents in the CIA. it's tight as fuck
about a 99.9% chance you are full of shit
Ask a white guy who's falling in love with a black girl anything!!!
you are the most annoying faggot on this board right now. First you complain about having kids with curly hair (in a not so secret bragging thread) then, for the next two days you make threads about people asking you about your "girlfriend" while avatarfagging with an insane amount of her pictures. we get it. you have a girlfriend. we don't care. go tell your mom or friends or someone who actually gives a shit instead of posting the same thread everyday in hopes of getting attention and all the while...
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>tfw cum inside vagina for the first time without a condor
God someone please kill me, I don't want to have to go to thanksgiving and have my entire family judge me.
>mfw all alone for thanksgiving and I've been that way for the past 4 years
Moving out and severing all ties with anyone I knew was such a good idea.
Parents gone for the week
finally gonna break out the LSD
>tfw other girls never understand my taste in men
>tfw never have to worry about competition for my type of guy
Fine, I'll be the faggot who asks. What might your type be?
>all the other girls think that shy qt virgin boys are gross and pathetic, only want chad
>more for me
If someone drops something and you pick it up is it legally yours? is there like a 5 second rule?
>No, not legally.
But if there were no way for you to identify and find the owner, and if he, say, recognizes the object five years later when you two meet accidentally? What then?
My STUPID wanwans keep barking downstars at absolutely nothing!
What advice would you give your 19 year old self?
Please recommend me some hobbies that I will enjoy. It should be worthwhile, productive, and meaningful.
How do I get an Office Lady gf?