Post something you wish you'd known 5 years ago ITT
That my oneitis at the time would end up being my current wife. Not that I would want to change that, but I would've tried to bang a few more chicks before we became exclusive just to get it out of my system.
Well tumblr has finally invaded my university.
I live in Europe so it was weird for me. I was used to see tumblrwhales, whiteknight fags and other kek behavior mainly in american leftists colleges.
But hey it was bound to happen right?
> english civilization and "debate" class
>"okay today's topic: sexism in politics"
> here we go
> we look at several documents of whiney politician bitches crying about being offended...
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Don't be mad, go socialize with some girls now that they know you're a "Funny guy".
What's the gayest thing you've done?
What's the gayest thing you'd like to do? Please remember to keep this thread lewd.
>What's the gayest thing you've done?
fapped to a trap deepthroating
>What's the gayest thing you'd like to do?
get throated by a trap
i seriously hate myself
What do you do when self hatred hits you like a ton of bricks? It's always there, but sometimes it's really, really bad. I'm at a loss.
>don't fap for a month
>get a boner
>gained 6 inches to lenght
thank you Jesus
I was born in 1995, did anyone else have a...thing for this character in our childhoods?
Are there any AZ robots here? I just moved to East Gilbert. I need friends.
>tfw you will never sniff a cute girl's butthole and crack
That's what's hot about ti you dumb dumb.
Are you telling me you don't want to smell a cute girl's poop? Not even a little?
If you use this projecting cartoon in an argument then you automatically lost the argument
>sjws getting mad about being called out
If you don't look like this, your girlfriend hates you.
She is only with you because monogamy makes it impossible for her to get an 8+ male. If monogamy wasn't culturally forced then she would happily be part of his harem.
She is settling for you.
She will never love you, and the longer your relationship goes on the more she will resent you.
If you're dumb enough to get married, enjoy her bearing children that aren't yours and divorcing you and taking half your money and leaving when you get suspicious.
ALL women hate ALL sub8s and you are no exception.
Oh, okay. Only an insecure faggot would believe something like this. Seriously, kill yourself.
Can someone photoshop the Raven Simone picture behind the glass in the same monochrome tone like it's in the screen behind the letters? Seems like a good kek to be had.
I often fantisie that we all buy caravans for under 400GBP each and put them on some wasteland and start a village of neets/robots.
We would be able to play video games together and not be lonely.
How do we steal electricity?
How do we deal with government trying to move us on?
Can we claim benefits/job seekers to support us?
What will you bring to the Robot Village?
IF we grow in enough power, would women start to come?
I'm pretty sure you guys are normies.
You pretend to be losers but you have the same goals as normies (sex, materials, etc.).
Why do you put up this facade?
How about you tell me your real problems.
>mfw taking a shit
who else /euphoricshitter/ here
i took a shit that was easily 13 inches long once
>i ate nothing but salads and took a couple fiber pills
>drank a ton of water
it was majestic brehs
>you will never experience late 90's-early 2000's internet culture with today's ease of access and technology