>tfw no gf/bf to celebrate thanksgiving with
>tfw no parents or family to celebrate with
>tfw even my roommate is going to her wife's parent's for thanksgiving
>shes even taking the dog
Who /aloneforeveryholiday/ here?
>christmas is coming
>will be all alone
i just want one person to cuddle and forget all the problems with while it snows outside
>im still alive >tfw too scared to end it
I hate the holidays.
I have no family that lives near me. I will probably working. When I do finish working I won't even be able to get a drink at a bar since they'll all be closed.
I need to go buy some cigars and beer today.
>always been into writing
>go to an MMO, love of writing soon gets into RP
>make both male and female characters, female characters get infinitely more popular, so use them more
>eventually build up an entire group of internet friends who all think i'm a girl
>as a girl, everyone drops heavy shit on you
>cunts bitching about their shitty jobs, abusive parents, depression, you name it
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Hot. Please ERP with me too. If you don't, I swear I'll stick my ass in a bear trap!
Why haven't you gotten yourself a wheelchair-bound gf?
This is Hannah. She's a real qt, but chads and normies wouldn't look twice at her because of her disability. She's a C5 quadriplegic, which means that she's paralyzed from the chest down, with no use of her hands, so she needs help for most of her daily needs. I'm sure most robots would be comfortable with assisting her with all kinds of things. I know I am.
Anyone here legit lost interest in 3D women?
It has been some time since I last talked to a 3D woman who wasn't my mom, I haven't even fapped to anything but hentai, my crush is a2D girl and I don't care about 3D whores at all
What if I like 3D guys but only like 2D girls?
anime characters are just plot devices, thats why they act so different to real people(that and otakus who dont know shit about human interaction are the ones making this trash)
If you like 2D girls you are just looking for a plot device to make you life seem more story-like.
all women are shit, especially pretend ones(traps, waifus and tulpas incl.)
>h-hey anon! um, w-would you, l-like, w-want to, uh, m-maybe, go s-see Star Wars w-when it c-comes o-out?
Hello fellow robots,
There's this tall super cute girl I cam in contact with in my Chemistry assignment. We've been spending 2 times together at her place and she was more friendly than any other chick was ever to me. I think it was likage at first sight. I cooked something for her the second time and I think she likes me too. Only problem is her complety Chad type boyfriend. How do I go about this, how do I make them break up? Anybody ever attempted such a Machiavellian quest? Any help appreciated.
WHEN I WAS
a young boy
took me into the city
To seee a marching band
you grow up
be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?
and all the jew deceivers
The plans that they have made?
Because one day
I'll leave you
to lead you in the summer
TO JOIN THE NEEEET PARADE
Has /r9k/ ever tried Pick Up Artist (PUA) shit?
I once read a book about how to approach women but I dont think I have learned anything useful. Maybe a bit, but it was usually about how to approach women in clubs something I never go to.
And you? Got any stories, tips, advice or what not for fellow robots who wanna escape robotness?
i read a book on how to be funny
it was the most boring collection of words imaginable but it taught me to toy with insecurities.
wether a women is overly prudent of hyperslutty, a modern career minded fem+ or a usless dreamer, there are insecurities that those traits entail and if you can get a laugh out of those things, she is gonna feel better about herself and maybe she might think your funny too.
this is all coming from an autistic shut-in who only talks to socially retarded girls online btw
what are you robots drinking tonight
How do I fix this?
My cock legit looks like a banana
thats normal you retard, havent you ever had sex ed or paid attention to cocks in porn?
they are supposed to have a bent in it, feels better for the gurls, unless yours goes around a +90 degree corner you have nothing to worry about
Am I the only person turned on by the thought of males taking female hormones?
What are you stressing about, /r9k/?
>had a NEETbux application rejected due to not submitting documentation
>which is bullshit due to the date I was given for when it was due is a couple of days from now and I was planning on getting driven there and submitting it tomorrow
>now my mum wants me to go and wants me to complain
Awww poor little stacy won't get to suck chads cock ;-;
You're taking this too far.
That girl is 8 years old. She's done nothing wrong. You do not know for a fact that she would've done anything wrong.
If she dies, she dies an innocent and you've just hated on an innocent child.
Quell that hate.
So this autistic dude been approaching women in downtown LA (using terrible lines and getting rejected in 2 seconds) and all the reddit SJW are freaking out, saying he's the next elliot rodger and begging "someone" to do something about it.
He's also offering free "coaching" for the aspiring autists.
Let's play a game /r9k/. You have to post a food more manchildy than the one above.
I'll start: Mac and cheese.