>The story of a robot turned full Chad
>Went shit after season 4
It never changes at all, becomes very static. And goes complete batshit in the last season, but that's what you get with all female writers.
Sacki- Akali cosplay in the future?
>tfw baby face
>tfw only creepy gay men and older women are attracted to you
>tfw baby face
>went out with a girl 8 years older
>thought she just wanted to fuck
>she really liked me apparently
>try to go out again after
>I realize I'm just trying to manipulate her for sex and end it
did i do right by the world?
who /journal/ here?
Robots do you keep a journal of your daily happenings or thoughts? Whats it like? It doesn't have to be an actual pen and paper journal, can be your own blogs you just post stuff to.
Does it help ease the pain of existence?
I have three actually
One is my day to day, one is my auto biography - longer span, more organized, and then my random journal, where I write letters to myself and write down especially memorable random moments.
I have a notebook filled with stupid doodles and edgy things that come to mind. it's really really autistic but it calms me down to write in. I think everyone should find some artistic/autistic release
>go to a gas station at 11pm cuz car is running on fumes
>walking inside to pay for gas
>suddenly a cop grabs my arm and says "HEY ARE YOU JARED?"
>no I'm Anon (whos name is not Jared)
>show me your ID
>show him my ID that says Anon McNotJared
>ok Anon you're good sorry about that
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How do I respond to something like this?
Literally just ;) whats up?
Why are you overthinking this? Don't acknowledge anything females say, just make the conversation go where you want it to. Don't thank them, don't apologize to them, don't show weakness to them.
Honest rate please you fucks
>tfw no qt landwhale gf
End me F.A.M, just end me.
*phew* how do you wagies do it? i was asked to clean out the back yard of a deceased hoarder for 125$ all i had to do was move the trash from the back yard to the front with this other guy who was working with me. In other words i was asked to stop being NEET for 2 hours, the trash was up to my shoulders, i was exhausted and nearly died from the back breaking work, it was over and i acquired hard earned my money and went home, returning to my comfy NEET life where i spent the money on amiibo's, tendies and drinks.
but that was just 1 day, i can only imagine the dreaded...
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I would do literally any job for $125 a day. I would toil in the blazing sun with no shade. I would literally shovel shit. ANYTHING with job security that actually provides a living. Fucking minimum wage doesn't pay anywhere near that much and they replace workers month to month regardless.
>Gee, anon. You've just got to man up and settle down.
How are my 21 year old neets doing?
22 year old NEET here.
Got fired from my job in April. Haven't found anything since.
What's a good sport to pick up to impress women and how do I go about playing it in my local area?
So apparently the tumblr community thinks that guys are boring and the r9k thinks girls are boring. They are completely the same thing except r9k consists of males and tumblr of females.
I think it's safe to say most of the communities members want a gf/bf.. so why are they making excuses about it? I'd be lying if I said I didn't have or make excuses of my own.. but they're boring?
Why do dogs smack their lips profusely like a black guy?
It's a common alpha trait, you wouldn't understand.
I just felt like getting this off my chest (kek) it sucks. It really fucking sucks. Even with a medium/mild condition it has really made things irritating for me. I'm sure there are others who can relate. If you have this condition God literally hates you
Hey Chad here, just letting you know that you are losers and, should probably hang yourselves.
Anyone who self-identifies as a Chad is just a failed normie. A Chad would never even come on this board, let alone participate in its culture. You only made this thread because you're insecure about being a failed normie. But that's all you are: a failed normie.
i just want a mediocre white girlfriend, is that so much to fucking ask for
Would you sniff Roadhog's pits, Robots?
I don't care for the game, and have never played - I only care about it for the bara husbandos.
I've been getting muscle spasms all the time for years, they react to my mood and thoughts.
What's happening to me?
Harness your emotion and pent-up anger to become the Hulk.
You have two choices:
A: you give women the freedom to vote and to live their lives as they see fit. They're happy, but your civilization eventually dies of due to birth rates being below replacement.
B: you force women to be subservient to men and to breed with them. They're miserable because they don't have the freedom to live their lives however they choose. Due to population growth your civilization will have issues with poverty, hunger, and other forms of inequality and suffering, but it will survive though the years.
Which would you choose?
i give them freedom sporadically throughout my reign. that way they'll never know how long their freedom lasts, when the next one starts, and what the state of the nation will be in when it happens.
THESE SHOOTER/COLUMBINE THREADS ARE BEING MADE BY FEDS TO TRACK IP ADDRESSES
THIS IS A WELL KNOWN PSYOP TACTIC, WHEREBY THEY SLOWLY SHIFT THE CULTURE OF A COMMUNITY IN ORDER TO MAKE PEOPLE WILLING TO ADMIT THINGS IN ORDER TO TRACK THEM
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
R9K IS WELL KNOWN BY THE FEDS FOR IT'S SHOOTERS
>Tfw you find out that the only girl to ever find you attractive and want to date you is legitimately mentally ill
is seeing a psychiatrist/therapist just a meme?
It has helped me, but just a word of caution. You must never mention anything about suicide, even thinking about it. Talk about your problems, other symptoms of depression, but if you mention suicide it gives them the legal right to lock you up in a mental hospital.
Anyone else just surprised at how cruel the fucking world is? If you're male literally no one gives a fuck about you and it's a complete dog eat dog world. It's a brutal competition to the death just to get basic necessities like friendship and love. If you are even the slightest bit behind your peers then you die alone and there is nothing you can do about it.
Exactly why I am no longer so scared of death. I have a 3 mm mass in my brain and it could be benign or malignant (cancer). If I die within the next five years, it's okay. Death is an escape from this rotten world.
My fellow NEETs,
The wagies are sleeping, post something cool.
>going to be forced to work soon
My NEET days are coming to an end.
I think this is pretty cool
I'd like one for my room
>find guy named Noah in tranny thread
>we watch anime together on youtube
>sudden guilt for doing tranny shit
>block Noah on Skype
any robot want a mentally unstable tranny gf? I'm defective
Lads, I'm getting out of here! But the rocketship to the moon is not complete yet - I have a few questions. 1. What do I wear?
2. How do I get booze at 19?
3. Am I really in? or does she think I'm actually teaching her chess? (i know, you guys have no way of knowing. but do your best pls)
I will answer any questions, and report results if things go well in the coming days.
Pic related, will reply with the rest of the convo shortly.
Last part. Alright nigs, what do you think?
going on a plane tomorrow, what are some good movies to download??
>only make $150,000 a year
how did i fuck up so badly? any other #failures here?
My business only brings in a gross of $1.5kkk so iktf
Which board has the highest skill floor?