Good morning, wagekek. Another fine day to hear your alarm go off.
Another day, another dollar.
So I hold two fingers up to yesterday
Light a cigarette and smoke it all away
Finished work for the week tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you family)
Typical /r9k/ virgin.
Who /badposture/ here?
>I'm so glad to meet a progressive boy who understands that gender is a social construct
>Tee hee, it's not gonna suck itself baby boi!
>lol I don't usually do this but yeah you can take off the condom!
What is your excuse, /r9k/?
the boyfriend of lauren mayberry (chvrches 9/10 qt)
would you date a girl that has a kid?
Why do americans only eat boring types of pizza etc cheese, pepperoni you guys have such shit taste.
If you prefer the right over the left you need to fuck off back to reddit you low-test beta
White girl joins isis for attention then gets killed trying to escape
What is a socially acceptable excuse for being single?
I want to be able to have this conversation with normies without revealing my power level.
The real reason is that women really tick me off with their emotional manipulation and viper tongues, i have seen the way they use sex as a negotiation tool, pretend to be on good terms with someone, then back-stab them and how they regard the achievements of their partners as their own success. Most are addicted to retail and validation and i want no part in any of this tomfoolery.
Obviously this isnt an opinion to be aired in the company of neurotypical sheep and i need a 'kosher' excuse..
>chose to be single
>focus on becoming financially stable
>learn about yourself
>travel when you have shekels
but I yearn for a gentle femdom sugar momma thats obsessed with me
its so fucked you even need an excuse to be single as a man. if you're a woman its fine, but every guy needs to have a gf or he's a loser/gay.
>ywn passionately slide into your gf and look into her eyes while you cum inside her
>ywn have a gf
>ywn know true love
>TwF cuddels every night
tik tok goy. better get some sleep or you will get fired
Sorry Goy, all us Jews in the office have the week off. Religious reasons. Thanks for doing the whole offices work while we're gone while still being payed minimum wage.
Oh, and if it's not all done, you'll be fired, and arrested for antisemitism. Oy vey!
What's /r9k/'s favorite lunchable?
pic related, mine
The pizza one is top-tier, but it's such a pain in the ass to actually have to make each pizza. You can't just relax and watch anime while you do it, I always have to hit pause so I don't miss anything.
My favorite is the nacho one.
So long story short im literally wasting my life away on the computer. im on the computer 15hours a day 7/7. No i dont exagerate it's not in reality 10hours a day. It's legit 15h/day 7/7. Been like that for years. I just open this fucking box, open the browser/video game and the time just poof, goes away in a second I don't even notice it.
How do I break this addiction ? Anyone here had that problem and ended up solving it or at least making it a little better ?
Are there any hairdressers on /r9k/?
Do you ever get customers where you think
>thats a robot
How do you notice it?, the looks, do they smell?
I once had a short asian MILF with huge fake tits cut my hair. her tits were on my back or shoulder almost the entire time, and at the end she turned me around and bent over me to the point my nose was literally in her cleavage so she could trim some stray hairs
for some reason MILFs are more attracted to me than girls my age, maybe its pity