So I fucked up on this conversation pretty hard.
then i said this.
and then i fucked it all up
>tfw no kumot weaving, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, puwit slapping, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Well, I'm into girls with short hair now. So where is it? Where's my short haired gf? Those things come for free right?
Is getting a gf similar to finding a job?
I've tried for both hundreds of times and all I get is rejection.
does anyone else find leggings more attractive if they're wearing boots that cover up the ankles?
for some reason i find it ten times hotter. i dont really know why.
Can you get herpes from a handjob?
>practice gf has cold sore on bottom lip
>like 60% of the adult population has herpes simplex 1 or some shit so it doesn't bother me too much
>driving her home from ice cream date
>made sure not to share food
>really horny but we cant fuck cause no condoms
>don't want bj cause cold sore
>gives me handjob in...
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Wouldn't be genital herpes, but yeah it could happen, most likely it would look like balanitis, nothing an urologist can't identify first hand.
Make sure to clean the area thoroughly and use a mild soap with no scent (if you're uncut)
Best of luck anon
>Glow town, go down
>Dropped my friend caps off
>Sudden molly truly frantic camp
>Can't get it up XD
>Some sandwiches served cold, extra raw
>I cringe every time I think about it now
no but you CAN ruin things like a litter of puppies or strawberry sunday. Like what man? did your sister beat you and force you to live in the basement where you a friendly spider and named him jason? BLOODY NOT LIKELY and i bet you two didnt even date, no alimony for you bub
I once put a left of leg into a really tall hill thinking it was Andy. And it wasn't Andy and it was already, before I even look it up it's only gone through those so it's not actually sure you can do. She even wanted to see the sand fall into it.
I can't even fucking believe I don't know what happened there, it was a while ago on the subway (with lettuce ;).).
Ok I've got a good one, lads.
>Enter on the Rue Saint-Honore, then slide within
>Spread them wide, knot up
>Pregnant in under 21 minutes, where would we be without
>Pickled and jellied, just outside the city limits
>It's only 18.95 without the option
>tfw actual multimillionaire
>date multiple girls a week trying to find someone whos gonna like me for who i am genuinely without telling them the numbers in my bank account
>no success yet
not like i couldnt have one anyway. i just want someone whos gonna love me for who i am. they must think im some weird guy or something. "WEIRD" GUYS MAKE BUCKS
Sentences you've been told by a girl that hit hard
"Oh my gosh anon shut up already you're so weird"
Will God make me tall if I ask?
>that feely feel feel when you have no friends
I will reply to your thread. I also have no friends. To be honest I've gotten used to it. I don't check my phone. And when it flashes I know its an email, and the phone call is my mother.
who of you robots tends to blush a lot?
mine happens every fuckin time someone compliments me, specially if there are other people around. so fuxking annoying.
I think i used to or something but then i became deeply ashamed about that and sort of trained myself to turn less red (i hope) noone has ever commented on it though.. i do have the tendency to sweat profusely but then again that might just be because im not eating properly
I'm a robot. I made a short film mocking Chad and Stacey.
What do my fellow robots think?
The universe is actively mocking me.
>complete social retard
How fucked am I, /r9k/?