>tfw you will never know if someone truly does love you
There is never any moment when I can relax and be happy
>tfw getting drunk by yourself
>tfw blasting the real slim shady
What does /r9k/ listen to when it drinks?
Anyone here God-tier in mathematics? Anyone passionate about math?
This guy with no limbs has a cute wife and kids. What is your excuse?
I saw a legit solid 9/10 roastie holding hands with a dude missing half an arm and had hair like the batman shooter..... am I that ugly?
This guy made a shitty thread. What's his excuse?
BECAUSE OF THIS SHITTY BOARD I`VE BEEN LIVING THE NEET LIFE FOR 1 WHOLE FUCKING YEAR AND IT RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE AND I LOST ALL MY FUCKING FRIENDS HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING MESS FUCK YOU ALL
>tfw 30 y/o saggy hag and nobody wants to marry me
So you want some retard's gimmedats?
Would anyone want to watch?
No guarantee, if i did how could i stream me killing my parents from my smart phone?
I got like 350 bucks, that will go up to like 450-550 in a week ,so im thinking i cna get a used gun there.
why not lol
desu i would hope someone would record it and i go down in 4chan history or something. More than i could ever hope for lol.
People spread it on gore threads, or atleast let me do something i want to do.
Ill try to get a gun friday to get around to it.
One issue i forsee would be someone reporting me to the local police somehow on some act of white knight justice.
I'm going to tell you a story. It's more of therapy for myself to get my thoughts on paper so to speak but I think some of you will appreciate what I have to say.
Bit of background about me: I used to be a normie, handsome, funny, had a gf, not very smart and a bit on the chubster side but really that doesn't matter if you've got confidence. I started coming here about a year ago from a conversation I had with a friend. I said something like "man I'm a fucking fuckup my life sucks" and he said "hey at least you're...
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this plz, id love to see some qt asian fat ass
I'm starting my new job in August. I'm hoping to do the same thing m8. Feels good that soon I'll have full control of my life. I can imagine how liberating being a NEET is
I don't expect you guys to believe me but I never got any pics from her. Except for the time I was like "ay gurl i wanna see those lips around my cock" and she sent me a pic of her lips. I got some pics from skinny nega-ass sidegirl tho if you want those lol
There's people that still believe in religion in this day and age?
havent had one of these in months
template in OP
>*smacks lips profusely*
>*licks teeth and grins*
Are dogs niggers?
>he wears jeans and gym shoes
>he wears baggy clothing
>his hair is long or greasy
>he has a slouched shoulder posture
>he prefers cheese pizza
>he watches weebshit
>he doesn't have a car
>he doesn't shower daily
>he doesn't work
>he prefers cheese pizza
Trying too hard, normie.
Anyone else find it gross when bleachmonkeys get red for any reason?
Just why look whites so ill? Honest question
Anyone else find it gross when Caucasians get red for no reason? Why do Caucasians look so ill? Honest question.
this is really bad bait whiteboy, no true black person would ever bait this bad.
heres your (you)
I'm killing myself tonight and I don't want my family to be outside crying in public and drawing attention from neighbors. Is there anything I could write that would make sure that my body is handled discreetly and doesn't look like a suicide scene to the neighbors?
I could try outside in the backyard so they don't have to come into the house (our house is filthy), but there's a chance I'll make too much noise hanging myself.
I'm going to do it in the basement I guess.
>keep ringing the girl i like
>she gets fed up and tells me the next time i ring shes gonna get her bf to answer
>i know hes gonna act like a tough guy
>tell me what to say so i can cuck him and his manliness into oblivion
Do you believe in Jesus or any religion?
Did you guys do anything good today?
gave up my seat on the underground for a qt asian girl, made me feel very good when she said thanks in her cute voice.
I emailed my instructor for help on my extra credit. I tried doing my homework but instead just broke a pencil.
So I did okay for my day off. Last day of lecture tomorrow, then exam the next day.
>talking with female coworker
>she talks about how much she likes watching shota animes because they're 'cute'
Why is child porn ok if it's a woman?
>this cow will never be your dick
Why even live?
>she will never make this face the first time seeing your Evian bottle dick
>she'll never send you this pic with the caption "can't wait to see that dick of yours again f.a.m."
Hey great job you idiots.
You've completely fucked up my son and our relationship, and I hope you're happy. My son now thinks he is autistic, and it's all because some poster on this chat keeps telling him that he "is an autistic shit eating faggot" and that his "autism breaks the autism-o-meter" WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WHO EVER SUBMITTED THAT?
Oh. Not only fucking that. Apparently he's been telling my wife that I'm a "cuck," which I had to look up AND NOW MY SON THINGS THAT MY WIFE IS HAVING SEX WITH...
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Anyone have Chad siblings?
>have older brother
>kinda effeminate but always date hot chicks
>has a nice condo
>drives a BMW M3
>I live in a studio apartment
>fuck my life
My older brother is a proto-robot
>dropped out of highschool
>lives at home
>(fairly sure) virgin
the good news is that no matter how big a failure I am i'm not the most disappointing son, that bad is he's completely and utterly insufferable to be around
No siblings here, thankfully.
Most of my cousins are normies with GF and children. Average, but all starting to have dad bods. The only one that was very Chad: good looking, tall, lean, good in sports, was dating a pretty hot chick. I haven't seen him in ages.
reminder you will never find this in your life, better luck next time robots
>Implying that any of the used up sluts who shared that on facebook will find that either
They'll get a beta provider to coddle them, but they'll never find that "REAL MAN" they always wanted.
CAN I BROWSE ANY BOARD WITHOUT SEEING THAT MISERABLE LOSER'S INFECTED FUCKING TAINT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
every time I come back here I start asking myself why...
Quality OC or actual discussions get bumped off the board after 10 replies, meanwhile "tfw when no feminine dick gf" and "post ur face /r9k/!!!" threads get max replies and stay on the board for hours. This board has huge potential but the /b/ tier fags won't let it happen.
Post images and gifs that make you feel a little melancholic/sad inside.
well, I'm too hard on my family.
they've had their own misfortunes and issues.
I just have a guy reaction to them now and feel persecuted.
I miss a certain girl every day and it hurts so bad because she would think I'm a creep for thinking about her this long as a no life shut in
sorry for shitting up thread
this picture, I will never bea manly man or a pretty girl
For those here who've done acid before, what can I expect? I'm going to be trying it for the first time soon. What are some worthwhile things to try, and do I really need to have someone with me, or will I be fine on my own?
Listen to music, dance, bask in the sun, admire nature. You will feel like a kid again, except the universe is your playground. Sometimes you go balls deep and it's like the ending of Space Odyssey.
It's nice to have another person who is tripping with you, but alone can be fun too as long as you're comfortable with your current mental state.
>You will feel like a kid again, except the universe is your playground. Sometimes you go balls deep and it's like the ending of Space Odyssey.
This, and you might have a different perspective on life, when I did it I realised that I was the universe being itself so expect something similar but most importantly just let go and don't worry too much anon friend
Depends on how much you do dipshit. Just google acid dosages and you will find effect differences at different dosage levels. 1 tab will be different than 2 which will be different than 3 which will be different than 4 ect.
Help a robot out, how don't download this mine craft mod for my little niece? You're supposed to drag the mod into the mod file in mine crafts folder I know, but there isn't just "mod" there's other files in the winrar thing as well. Do I drag it All over?
ITT: qualities of shit-tier women
>low volume hair
>he fell for the college meme
>he did a meme degree
>he failed the meme degree
Do you guys feel bad knowing the girl you really want but can't gives it up easily to chad?
Let me fill you in on a little secret: All hot women easily, constantly give it up to Chad. The woman in your OP pic, all hot women you see on the street. No exceptions. They are ALL sluts and whores for Chad.
Rise above the entire thing, realize that you live in the most degenerate and promiscuous civilization to ever exist in human history. Focus on making yourself happy rather than worrying about degeneracy.
New r9k skype group!
No retards, no drama, no bullshit.