My birthday is in a week, I'll be 21 and all alone.
What do you guys do on lonely birthdays?
Tell me your daydreams and fantasies
>you will never be a roman
>you will never lead a civilisation
>you will never sail the seas as a viking
>you will never be an alpha crime boss
>you will never be a dj for an obscure radio station
Cold, rainy, miserable morning edition
Morning robots~ How are you all today?
I'm feeling quite tired today tbqh~
should probably go to the dentist soon lad~
> Never have gone to a karaoke
> Never have gone to a casino
> Never have gone to a spa
> Never have gone to a concert or play
> Never have gone to an aquarium
I'd be more worried about a virgin getting curious and wanting to try something new. At least with a non-virgin they have been out there and they may be more loyal because they have tried a lot already.
A Virgin might think they are "missing out"
Non-virgins are always comparing you to previous lovers. That's less about insecurity and more about the fact that they'll use it as ammunition, in a relationship, to berate you.
Mainly this, STDs, and a whole host of other baggage.
>retarded sibling insists everyone to travel to her place for thanksgiving
>find out less than a week beforehand that she's making a vegan thanksgiving dinner
I've never wanted to strangle anyone more in my entire life.
Cmon, Anon! Were going for a hike, what're you waiting for?
>people are still falling for the scam that is diamonds
Why are so many people so fucking stupid?
would you let miley fuck your tight little boipussy with her BIG BLACK strap-on, /r9k/?
Does anyone else's mood sour immediately whenever anyone mentions dating/sex lives in your presence? This shit's obviously going to be frequent given Thanksgiving is coming.
I don't like being reminded that I'm a genetic failure. I know this with no uncertainty.
What are you doing, my fellow robots?
>filling out job applications
>realize that I never get hired or called in for an interview most of the time
>mfw I realize that I'm wasting my time
What's even the fucking point?
Searching for jobs has helped me get over rejection because every company that has actually responded to my job application has rejected me. Too bad I have no social life and never talk to single women because I work a shit part time job where every woman who works there has someone to love and I'm a fucking loser
If the "slave" is choosing to be cuffed/restrained, how are they submitting to the dom's will?
How can the dom actually buy the illusion that they are a slave?
>Hurr durr this chick is my sex slave even though she's smiling and genuinely enjoying being whipped and peed on
Aren't literal rapists who force random women to do 'sexual' stuff the only ones on the planet who are 'into' BDSM?
Oh my fuck, who CARES?
Dressing the way you want is not an achievement, nor worthy of praise. It's literally your choice to buy and wear the clothes you want if you have the money to do so, which this girl clearly does.
I eat whatever cereal I want in the morning. Sometimes, I even get naughty and independent, and make some bacon and eggs instead of cereal. I don't conform to oppressive breakfast standards