>No, and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard in this than men. Also, It's such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast, would Cheerios be like "I'm the 48th cereal you've tried eating?! I don't feel special!" Well then screw you Cheerios, I can't go into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn't mean i don't genuinely enjoy your wholegrain crunch.
What did he mean by this?
John Green doesn't really bother me, it's that dumb la-dee-da breathy inflection he adds to the end of every sentence that's supposed to be a "joke"
you're soooo clever, aren't you. Go back to writing paperback trash.
What reason could you possibly have to not love Eggman?
I'd easily be the best of bros with him.
If you're reading this, you're awesome EggMills and fuck that haters, tbqhfam.
he's a fucking normie, he just has a weird face, but he's so charismatic he reached chad status.
He looks like that brit comedian, and I hear eggman is also like 6'4"
He's just some fakebot trying to make money off the robot personality.
>tfw don't know how to use a proxy
>tfw can't pretend to be strayian on /pol/
who else is /dumb/ here?
>tfw dropped out of highschool mid 11th grade
>still count with my fingers even with basic math problems like addition
is using your finger to pull poop out an autistic move?
I'm sick of it all, and am hitting the road.
Any tips or suggestions on how to survive out there?
2008 Camry, but if you mean something to live in--no.
beer is the greatest thing ever
ITT post your appreciation of beer
This isnt my favorite but it was my first favorite. It has a lot of memories for me.
Fat Tire on tap
Terrapin Golden on tap
Sam Adams Summer bottle
Bud Light on tap (fuck you I like it)
Sweetwater Blue bottle
IPAs are trash and you are not any more manly for putting a combination of piss, vinegar, and battery acid into your mouth.
Would you go on the Bang Bus?
>be virgin you
>sitting on a park bench or some shit
>hot porn star girl comes up and asks if you wanna fuck in her van
>it's the bang bus, so she probably just finished fucking another dude about 3 minutes ago
>tfw the xbox 360 is ten years old
Holy shit it is.
>Playing King Kong, wrestling with T-rex's to the death.
A girl told me she wants to suck my d. But I'm scared she'll laugh because I'm barely 7 inches. Do girls care about that kind of thing? What do?
7" is genuinely pathetic. she'll laugh you out of the room.
8" is far too large. she'll be disgusted by the unrefined barbarity of it.
7.5" is the promised land. here she'll probably cum a few times just looking at it.
Cut off your dick
7'' is way too feminine you mug fufil your journey of becoming a trap.
I live in Worst Korea, and while it's kinda fun sometimes, I'm getting a creepy feeling that just being here and around these people is making me insecure, vain, and paranoid about what other people are thinking about me, whether they think I'm fat, a loser, unkempt etc.
I can just feel whatever cheerfulness and optimism I had draining out of me, like water off a roof.
Haha you're probably right. Actually, for a while there, I lost lots of weight and dressed really sharp, but Jesus Christ the pressure to look and act the right way in this part of the world is really something else. The craziest part is that it's not even like anyone actually SAYS anything to each other, but still the longer I'm here the more pressured I feel about literally everything.
I think this is the only cultures in the world where the less you know about it and the less well integrated you are, the more comfortable you are.
Twitter has to be the most normie site of all-time. This is basically all their posts:
>white people be like [insert joke about pedophillia/social autism/school shootings/mayonnaise and tuna/blandness/not using seasoning on food] SMh islamaphobic TBh refugees welcome FAm SMh racist bigot white people TBh dude republicans lmao sanders 2016 TBh FAm #lovewins homphobes real nigga hours
GOT ME HYPED FO REAL NIGGA HOURS SMASH THAT ASS BUTTON SENPAI NO HOMO NIGGUH
no uplifting, no advice. just bitching.
> granny tits, 2.5" inch slope downward
> hairy round belly
> smelly pussy
> yellowed teeth, moments away from dew mouth
> KV in my prime, especially fucked now
> tired of school, about to drop out from school
> chronic carpal tunnel...
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Who /takesabath/ here? My bathroom is really shitty and I'm over 6 feet tall and baths are for girls but I found a nice pair of pajamas and I might go for it. Thoughts?
>1990 was 35 years ago
>tfw I found out my son posts on r9k and was making wagekek threads while bragging about his neetbux
>tfw I threw him out to the curb on his ass
>tfw he has no job, no trade or higher education or money or a house or neetbux anymore
>tfw when IM the one eating the fucking chicken tendies now