>tfw no comfy thread
feel free to contribute fellows
I contributed this picture and this text so I won't get muted
One of the worst feelings is walking into a class that you have failed twice and seeing the teacher notice you.
You can just see it in his eyes wondering what the hell you are still doing around.
Anyone wanna share some school feels?
>When your teachers in high school gave you that bullshit "if you hate high school, you'll excel in college" speech and you get to college and you hate that too
Guess I'm just too much of a tard
Walking in the new clothes in the classroom full of your schoolmates and feeling every eye on you and hearing whispery mocking
>worst feeling ever
It's truly a new era
> be me
> year is 2267
> be born
> grow up with just mom
> never really talk
> she seems to think something is wrong with me but loves me very much
> one day mole rat shows up and she beats it to death with a rolling pin
> she cuts it up and makes tendies
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>mfw wagies expect me to tip them
Seriously why is tipping even a thing? If you arent getting enough money to live on thats between you and Mr Kikeberg. Its not my responsibility.
>working for someone who pays you like shit and refuses to raise your wage regardless of how well you do
>somehow that's the customer fault and they are expected to pay both the meal and the worker's salary
>that kid who rarely talked to anyone but would quickly solve any math question you throw at him
>iwn get a gf with super smelly toxic farts that can kill birds and plants
why even live
>try to make friends from r9k
>they all ignore me after just one day
Don't fall for the friends meme. Only normies can have friends.
Friendship is a meme.
The problem is robots are looking for deep connections with other people because that's what they are lacking and since they lack friendships as well they think it's the same thing. However that's not what friendships are about at all that's why you are never going to find it. Hence why robots can't even befriend each other. Reality will never meet their expectations.
If you want a deep connection with love and loyalty, get a dog. There is no other way.
>you missed out on teen sex
would you rather.
have a gf and sex your whole life.
never have to have to work a job and never worry about money your whole life.
I'd take option 2. I'm a KV and even though I want a gf, I don't know if I would get disillusioned with her eventually. I've experienced the neet life for a time and I at least know I enjoy that.
My dad sent me this meme he made.
I honestly don't know how to feel about it. I mean, yay, memes, but eugh. It's my dad. What do you Robots think?
You magically become 13 again, about to begin high school, but with all you know now. What do you do differently?
>haha fucking losers xDD
>work a retail job to pay for college.
>co-workers, managers, and customers all treat me like shit
>have to draft designs for customers, help them move things into their cars using manual labor, write up order tickets, organize my department, help other people with their departments, and much more
>All for $8.50/hr
>feet are bleeding
>arms are sore
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>boss treated me like a child
>got a call asking for me to come back, renegotiate my hours
I'm not going to wagecuck again because I don't like being treated like a child slave
You are now pumping blood manuaIIy.
Like when people say 'you're now breathing manually " and then you have to make yourself breath. It's a joke cause if you stop pumping blood you die and most of r9k would like that but. You don't pump blood manually under any circumstances so op is ruseing us with his irony
are dumber women generally happier than smarter women?
think about it
>tfw normie cousin comes over to visit for a week
>tfw he makes more friends and a GF in one day faster than I have in 6 years
>tfw he's depressed and is only slightly taller than me (5'9", but I suspect we're shorter than that)
>tfw he says he's had sex loads of times, while I never have
What the fuck, /r9k/? How the fuck does this happen?
>out of high school so gotta find job
>mom looks for jobs for me
>dad gets upset and says its not her responsibility
>says I need to take more responsibility in my life
>mfw I never asked for help in the first place
This shit has been going on all my life, my mom does work for me and then dad gets pissed that she did it for me.
OP here, I have an older brother and sister who are out of college and have not really looked for jobs, but I still get shit
How does this video make you feel, /r9k/?
>you will never be a young Chad with a JB girlfriend
Time to end it
YouTube is filled with these videos
Why not just fuck a flaming pile of revolting garbage, /r9k/? It's basically a woman but with out standards
why is it so hard to find girls that like to laugh and chat during sex?
>tfw so lonely you think about resorting to homosexuality
Is this rock bottom?
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET LAID REEEEEEEEEEEE
>in good shape
>work out almost regularly
>still a virgin
>doesn't get matched on tinder
>can make some male normie friends but that's about it
>dead end minwage job
>live with parents
Suicide is looking pretty good
>not trying to find things to be hype about
>not enjoying the little pleasure of life
You're not curious about what will happen in 10 years? 20 years?
Look how mobiles looked like 10 years ago. I don't about you, OP, but I feel like we're living in an era where technological progress is at full speed
We may have flying car, or even access to the begining of space exploration
Getting 1 wisdom tooth removed in a month.
How much hell am I going to be in?
How much will I throw up from pain meds?
you won't vomit unless you take 30+ mg of oxy with some dank weed. throwing up on opiates isn't even that bad because you're so high you can't feel anything that would cause anxiety or pain
I'm jealous of the victims. When will someone kill me and put me out of my own misery so I can stop frightening innocent people when I apply for jobs that will never hire me for being an ugly fucking retard?
Wear an eyepatch and you will look at least a few points cuter thus increasing your chances higher than if you had a normal eye
Who here /aspergers/?
It feels kinda bad being an all around embarrassing person no matter what I do or try to do.
The "aspies are really smart" thing is the only thing that makes me sort of happy.
try being aspie and dumb shitsskin, i just dont know anymore, like i could repeat this shit every day. I ALREADY DO IT EVERYDAY!!!
I THINK ABOUT THE SAME THING ALL THE TIME!! ITS ALL THAT MATTERS, ITS LIKE A BUGG IN YOUR ROOM, I SIT AND THINK ABOUT IT 4-7 HOURS A DAY WITH SMALL VARIATIONS.
Lol why did i whrite this? it was comfy and now i see how shit it is, well it took me time so you atleast get a (you)
so Im Bi and meeting up with a guy for the first time soon, i am pretty excited but also scared
what precautions should i take ? how do i ask if he has STDs ? also anyone have experiences they would like to share?
Wait a sec.
If /r9k/ is super racist, even moreso than the Nazi party was, then doesn't that mean that normalfags are too?
I mean Chads and normals come to this board constantly and seem to agree with the rhetoric.
>have extreme fear of roaches from childhood incident involving them
>redneck gf thinks its funny
>sees one in my bathroom
>screams my name and tells me to come quick
>think she's hurt
>throws roach at me
>I freak out
>she starts laughing
This is grounds for breaking up with someone right?
How pathetic, a roach who fears his own kind!
Make sure you don't look in the mirror, roachie, you might get scared!