I'm on a train and I always sit at the top so people dont look at me or notice me because of my anxiety
Sitting on top of a train is pretty dangerous OP
What if you fall off?
Be careful, please
I would hate to see yet another robot die because the world with all of it's normal people is too much for their delicate heart
Better get to sleep, wagekucks
Long day coming tomorrow
>wagekucks still awake
If they are, they must be retarded.
why are women so degenerate, robots ? disgusting
All right, American robots. Russia has attacked a NATO ally and we have problems in the middle east, so the draft has been re-instated! YOU have been drafted. We know that you can carry a gun and 50 pounds of equipment, and we know about your mental health history - that all gets fed up the pipe.
None of it matters now. This is a federal order. You WILL report to the nearest Fort ______ for Basic Training as of January 1, 2016.
Now get ready to fight and die for this country that you love so very much, and has given you so much.
>your coming home and see this guy fucking your wife
how do you react?
This is reminder you all that is board is just misery comparing contest for autistic losers.
I was born in 1995, anyone remember when they were 12 years old and had not a care in the world?
Even though it was only 9 years ago, 2007 was so nostalgic and different from today. I remember renting DVDs of SpongeBob, Drake & Josh, and The Sweet Life Of Zach And Cody from Redbox and all the kids in the school screaming quotes from those shows (i'm ready, leedle leedle leedle, hug me brotha). I remember sipping my capri-sun and eating a Pop-tart, listening to Soulja Boy on my first generation iPhone, gunning down aliens in Halo 3.
Now I'm in college,...
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Who else fell for the /nerds will become super rich and have qt loyal girlfriends when they're older, you just have to wait/ meme?
>you just have to wait
I mean that right there is the sole problem. You can't just sit around doing nothing and expect things to fall into your lap. Do something. Do anything. Forget about the girls. You may never get a girlfriend, so don't put your life on hold for one.
>girlfriend is religious and says it's the Christmas Fast
>she won't kiss me anymore until Christmas
>she only cooks me food that fits the fasting requirements (no meat or dairy, and no oil on certain days)
>just found out that apparently women also have hairy buttholes like men do
Can 3D do anything right?
How are you enjoying yours /r9k/?
Anyone know where I can get a comfy blanket just like the one the smugneet frog is wearing?
What kind of guys do asian women like?
>Normies shut down a city over this
Your pathetic Earth city will never withstand our superior Moon fingers. Show them, Err.
Anyone prefer girls with prominent eyebrows?
Yeah, there's something about that, sometimes. I also like odd noses and long, slender necks. There's something to the aesthetic I find appealing.
>tfw my oneitis has no eyebrows