List autistic things you do
>hit myself and whine when extremely angry
>make smug faces at parked shitmobiles or if i hear a ricer in the distance
>make dog noises at my dog
Would you assume pic related is a robot or chad?
What are the best jobs for autistic, anti-social, introverts for robots like us?
>tfw you don't qualify for NEET bux and forced to live a wagecuck life
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER!
Who else here is living for love?
I live for the hope of someone loving me in despite of my asocial, vaguely schizoid behavior.
I live cause my existence is the proof that people were wrong about me.
anyone else have this happen to them?
Had a weird semi sexual dream about some girl I sort of know last night. We were like kind of dating in the dream and we were gonna hook up and like half way through I woke up. Today I was thinking about it/her and it kind of turned me on even though I was never really into her before.
Anyone have this happen to them?
I have the occasional sex dream, sometimes with people I've always found attractive and sometimes with people I don't, though I didn't wake up and was magically attracted to them.
My dreams about girls mostly go something like this (Will greentext an actual dream):
>Hanging out with girl I know and like
>She's getting progressively not happy
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The decline of the American female.
From 17 (left) to 21 (right)
Get a life, Faggots. I've already got a job at MIT from my rich dad and cuckold sister
>tfw going to dubai with dad and cant decide what supercar to rent
Bugatti if you literally have that much money and really want to have fun and make an awesome memory
Ferrari if you want to feel rich and you don't get to drive around sports cars often, so going for the stock supercar is pretty simple
Lambo if you're a child or want to feel like one
Audi if you want to stand out
Rolls Royce if you want to pretend to be more rich than you are, or if you are renting a car for your old ass dad
Bentley if you're poor
Merc if you're poorer
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who /too scared to try drugs and alcohol here/
the sober robot is the loneliest robot
As lame as this sounds just avoid them if you can.
It's all temporary, and many of them can lead to problems if you're genetically predispositioned.
You're life though OP. I just know myself and I love alcohol probably too much and weed makes me feel absolutely insane. Think I've made myself crazy with the combo. You won't realize how fucked up you can get from drugs and alcohol and then you'll be wish for sober you back.
For me it's adventure time, especially any of the Simon and Marcy/past stuff. Holding back tears while watching stakes.
One of the episodes that really got a reaction out of me was Evergreen. That shit's sad.
Steven Universe manages to make alien creatures with a different culture and completely unfamiliar concepts (i.e. Fusion) relatable and have interesting chemistries. Many of the situations in the show can be pretty feels.
Over the garden wall was fucking amazing... It was almost life changing
Bojack Horseman is pretty depressing, got me to cry a lot. Too many themes that relate to me, even if it wasn't on the scale of his misfortune.
I hope I'm not as much as a dick as Bojack but idk anymore.
Worst feels you've ever had bots?
Once I fell into a deep cycle of depression. I felt completely and utterly useless, no one would miss me if I died. I was torn between two contradicting beliefs. I felt like I was a wimp, and I wasn't strong enough to stop being a wimp because I was a wimp. It was horrible
I was working a really shitty, painful job for about 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. I was legitimately going to kill myself because I was trying to find a better job, but no one accepted my resume, and I felt totally trapped in this horrid place, with a horrid boss who treated me like a rusty machine part that needed constant repairs instead of a person who needs a reason to live. Because if I was spending 12 hours at work and 10 hours sleeping so I wasn't dead tired at work, what was I to do with the remaining 2 hours of my day?
>tfw no talented gf
This seems like something born of a kid who was determined to both achieve her childhood dream and be a special snowflake at the same time.
>"And what do you want to be when you grow up?"
>"I wanna be a ballerina!"
>She's the 12th ballerina in the class
>"Uh..on a unicycle!"
And by god, she did just that.
What meds do you robots take?
I take prescription Prozac to dull my anxiety and to prevent me from pondering the meaninglessness of existence.
Black anons, explain raping men's asses.
I recently found out prison rape is pretty much only an American phenomenon, most likely because American prisons are full of blacks.
There are reports of migrants in Sweden raping men, and those rapists are always black Africans.
Also, Africa is known for insane levels of rape.
Why do black people need to always rape?
Black men have the highest libido's on the planet.
They are horny much more than other races.
Combine this with the fact that they have an animalistic desire to assert dominance, and boom- rape in prisons.