>start eating tendies to find somthing wrong
>look at box to find it has no meat
>ask mummy for real tendies
>she says she gone vegan
>wait till later
>shit and piss on all the vegtables
>mummy wakes up to shit veggies
>make her go get tendies
>she comes back with real tendies
i worked hard for my GBP
Who /absurdism/ here?
Also, what do you think is the most attractive philosophy for a robot?
>100 word essay
> due tomorrow.
I don't know what I'm going to do lads
>Post where you work
>Ask questions about other Anons jobs
Hey uncle anon, my parents arent home yet so we can just wait for them
That was pretty good. The whole scenario played out in my head real-time, and I really felt. Do I pay you, or the receptionist on my way out?
Remember when Moot took this place away from us? Were any of you even here?
I was perturbed since r9k at that time was one of a kind as a general board that you could actually discuss a wide variety of interesting topics without them 404ing in 5 minutes, but then boards like /sci/, /pol/, /lit/ and eventually /his/ were created and r9k was left totally devoid of intellectual posters and topics.
The people who filled the vacuum where the whiny faggots who were attached to r9k as a place to vent their boring facebookesque frustrations and blog about inane bullshit. So when r9k came back it was worse than ever, and amazingly it has degraded even...
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Can you tell me good movies/series about mental illnesses.
>tfw you're born early enough to see genetically engineered baby's become a reality during your lifetime
>tfw you were born too late to join them
Im guessing you've seen it, but if you haven't check out Gattaca
Anybody agree? I know the ones screaming their guts off at the CIA and such are genuine but all these losers and normies who go "b-but my mild schizophrenia" should just fuck off 2bh
You suddenly teleport, and you're on a date with pic related.
What now? you virgin faggots
>tfw almost finished my Manifesto
Which one of you NEETs is this?
I wonder how many /pol/-acks are actually shut-in robots or elliots in disguise. Like, the ones who talk about how they want to make a better world for their non-existent wife and kids.
/pol/ correctly identifies what the problems in society are, and people on /r9k/ are the some of the victims of these problems
Hardly contradictory for them to overlap, those to adopt more risque ideologies have always been malcontents
Hi uncle anon, I haven't seen you in a long time, as you can see I've grown up
Are you a normie?
A cyborg? >5/10
or a true robot? >8/10