> the Kingdom of God is within MOMMY
Hey fellow robots or lurking normies,
What's the value on dick size? Will I never find love if I don't have a good penis?
I measured and I'm 6.5-7"x6", is that too chode-like?
Any chode-toads out there? I doubt I'll ever put mine to the test, so let's hear some stories.
7x6 here, I've been called "small" on numerous occasions. tbqh you need to be like 8" to even start being "big"
OP here I legitimately worry although I'm probably brainwashed from a life of pornography, is that an appropriate size? Not bragging I'm legit scared :(
>Can not be attracted to pre-pubescent boys (sorry, no matter how long I stay here, it's never gonna happen)
>But hate adult men to the point of literally wanting to murder them all
>But hate adult men
Find men worthy of your respect. You may have to look back in time, seeing as modern men are fucking c u c k s.
No, I'm already gay. I just hate men and I'm not attracted to kiddos.
>Find men worthy of your respect.
Pic related. Been looking for well over a decade. They don't exist.
When will the next happening be?
btw did anything happen with that one anon claiming something was gonna happen with russia on the 21st?
When omegas belonging to ISIS shoot up a mall full of normies or behead a class full of normalfag kindergartners.
Mfw OP is an FBI agent probing to see who is planning the next happening.
>I hate myseIf and l want to die.
So last week I was talking to a female friend from Uni (a girl I like), we were just talking about general stuff and then I mentioned I was going to the movies later that week.
She responded with "Oooooo with a girl??"
What do they always mean with this? Is this general boy-girl friend speech or was she fishing for something to find out if I was interested in someone else?
Any other "girl lingo" you guys have encountered that have thrown you for an autistic loop?
Seems like friendly conversation from a nosey girl. She probably just sees you as a friend, but you can always say something like "will just be me unless you wanna go". Women are weird, and you shouldnt try to read into what they say or do, it'll just hurt your head
>tfw small penis
>tfw don't even bother trying to get laid because it's pointless
>tfw no sexual confidence what so ever
>tfw virgin 4 life
mine is skinny. I dunno. length is alright but it's skinny. I can wear reg condoms but I mean it makes me feel really bad because I know my life is considerably better if I had a bigger cock.
I was so close.
>"how much money would you suck a dick for?"
>"nener, not for a billion dollars!"
Normies are fucking stupid if they actually think this is the right answer.
The list of things I would not do for a billion dollars is very small
* Kill someone who's not like a sociopath or near death or some shit
* Do something to make my quality of life after I get the money be significantly lessened
* Do something that kills me(obv)
* Do something that would lower someone else's quality of life such that no amount of money could really make up for it
>Have friends, online or irl
>Have female contacts in your phone, besides your mother and call or msg them
>Have had a gf
>Have a dating profile, and use apps such as tinder
>If you post pictures of yourself anywhere on the internet
>Have a facebook account
>Put pussy on a pedestal and give women on the internet attention
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>tfw you feel like you don't deserve the amount of misery your life has brought upon you so you decide to mold yourself into a piece of shit so it feels like the world makes sense and that you brought this misfortune upon yourself
How far will my madness take me, /r9k/?
Why do normies like this roastie's songs so much?
Most fat women have such large labia majoras that you cannot see their labia minora. That's what a fucking innie is you stupid subnormal faggot.
Higher than a ceiling lads
Why even live
Who else /kindalonely/ here?
I am. I have a small group of pretty close friends but I almost never see them in person.
I still live at home with my parents and I have a good relationship with them, but it isn't enough.
I don't want to go out constantly or party or anything, but I wish I had a bit more of a social life. Maybe I'd have a chance of meeting someone too. Probably not.
This is now a Dr. Steve Brule thread
>a girl finally messages me first on OKC
>we talk all day for a weekend, get her number.
>"What's your kill count, Anon?"
I didn't lie. I fucked up.
I'm probably going to get a lot of shit for saying this, but a relationship built on a foundation of dishonesty isn't one you want to be involved in in the first place. The kind of girl you'd actually want to be with ideally wouldn't care whether or not you were a virgin. At least that's what I tell myself.
>this succubi added me on jewbook a couple of weeks ago
>finally someone wants my D
Would you fug?