How do I get a pornstar gf?
No. I don't know. It's probably just another unrealistic dream
Why don't you spend your time drawing, anon?
I started off recently and I'm currently working on poses and anatomy. It's really fun and you actually learn something from it!
>Why don't you spend your time drawing, anon?
But I do, Anon!
I draw weird furry porn for $$.
Think of pussy like a Chinese finger trap or escaping quicksand. The harder you try to get it, the more futile your efforts will be.
Unless you are in a place where women are receptive to being picked up or you are a PUA/PUA in training, then you need to let them come to you. If a woman likes you, there will be signs (even if she's shy). If you want meaningful relationships, you need to let things happen naturally and build up friendships with girls. Getting your dick wet can wait.
In the meantime you should focus on self-improvement,...
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>Think of pussy like a Chinese finger trap or escaping quicksand. The harder you try to get it, the more futile your efforts will be.
I actually really like the comparison to be honest.
Also infinitely better than food analogies which everyone always fucking resorts to.
Why are there people who have had girlfriends here?
Why are there people who aren't virgins here?
Logically, why do women hate short men?
They're wired to hate you because you produce physically inferior offspring obviously. Plus some are so small that their brains are too tiny to even figure this out
>high chance of losing my virginity in the next couple of days
>medication has killed my sex drive
Has anyone here ever put a cumshot up a woman's pussy?
Yeah. Went to her place and she kept feeding me shots. We started fooling around and my dick couldn't stay hard because of the booze. She asked me if anything was wrong and I said it was because of the domer. It worked, she took it off and I blew my load deep inside her. She went to the bathroom to squirt it out and I fell asleep.
If you were female you'd want Chad, too.
>"If you were female"
>tfw I already want Chad
>Start a thread
>Have the last word
>tfw no pruned or deleted bf
>he will never be yours
why continue this existence?
Figured this was a good place to ask for an unbiased opinion. Should I cheat on my girlfriend of 10 months with some girl from work? My girlfriend is cool shit and I enjoy the constant banging but I don't really have any feelings for her aside from wanting to tear that pussy up. This girl from work is pretty wild and not really girlfriend material. She would be a good lay but I don't think I would ever date her. So what should I do?
>pic related, not my gf
Any straights want to enlighten me to as why you still post on /r9k/?
>Be in computer lab
>Learning to type on Mavis Beacon on Apple IIs
>Teacher has each of us have her watch us type
>Get penalized for not moving my fingers in the exact same way Mavis Beacon shows
Fuck you teacher, It's 20 years later and I type perfectly fine without Mavis Beacon Bullshit.
almost all of you are shy quiet ugly skinny white boys, right?
you're all fucking deranged man