We /mischief/ here?
>be me 21
>friend gives me his phone and password to play his games
>Change his Tinder interests to Gay as fuck stuff
>Change his Twitter and Facebook name
>post gay porn on his Facebook
>delete his game data
>his Parents find out and are disappointed of him deeply
Mfw his parents still get along with me
Mfw no one knew it...
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Please tell me in not the only one who thinks bowser is super fucking hot
Some guy at work was talking about this anime and all the "feels" it caused him and how 11/10 quality masterpiece it is and he showed me the intro and it just looked like mecha school boy slice of life anime. I know this shit is worshiped by /a/ as being crafted by God himself but I don't get the hype at all.
Like sure the music is pretty good but everything else was bad.
would you rather have a peppy, extroverted, happy gf or a timid, introverted, depressive gf?
>peppy, extroverted, happy gf
Hard to imagine we'd get along.
>timid, introverted, depressive gf
YES. I'm just worried we'd end up wallowing in sadness together. I'd have to make it a point that I have to make things better for both of us. It would be worth it.
Why do I have a roastie if I'm a virgin?
You faggots wouIdn't last one day without your tendies and mountain dew
If you have eyebags then stay away from women forever you fucking creep.
Should I start having a name and trip? I want to but don't know how you guys would feel.
Daily reminder that there are LITERALLY so-called "fembots" who can acquire a mate at LITERALLY ANY moment that they choose and live a life of luxury on this site RIGHT NOW and BASICALLY you have been cucked
>tfw the mental illness rolls 'round again
At what age do women become undesirable?
Why every tranny has a bigger and thicker penis than me?
>tfw no job
>tfw no gf
>tfw no qt Kazakhstan volleyball player to cuddle with
I'm 30 years too early to be losing all this hair. What have you anons done, legitimate cures for this shit.
I'm 24 and bald.
Going bald at 30 is fine.
Legitimate cure genuinely does NOT exist, looking for one will end up with you getting scammed.
Use fin if you still have a decent amount of hair left and it will likely stop most of the hair loss.
Stop using fin if you get any sides, but make sure they're actual sides and not paranoia.
Disregard any treatment that doesn't involve fin, this includes people suggesting vitamins/biotin/minox but not fin, it won't do much.
Get a hair transplant.
>When did you realize that no girl is in your league?
I realized at age 16 that no girl is in my league. Since then I've accepted it and I've tried as hard as I can to supress my sexual desires. I jerk off to porn to relieve my urges, and when in public I force myself to not stare at women.
I'm 21 now.
>tfw get called out by my friend for never staring at women or checking them out
>how the fuck do I explain this to him
More like a universal truth.
Girls don't like me.
Girls don't view me in a sexual way.
They aren't attracted to me.
I've accepted this.
I'm successful in other aspects of my life but not in achieving a relationship.
On the path to wizardry.
Yeah I failed at girls in high school too. I thought I shouldn't worry about it and that I'd get a gf eventually. But I'm really not attractive and socially awkward, and depressed. I'm 26 now, so at least I've got wizardhood to look forward to, it ain't that far off.
>call random anon Reddit
>rake in (You)s
>mention being a femanon
collect (You)s and start beta hhkv fight against whiteknight orbiters
What does it mean if I spent the weekend reading fluffy abuse stories?
>tfw learning Japanese just so I can understand yukkuri abuse comics
why was i born a 6'2 manlet? why couldnt i be born to be a 6'8 god?
>born a gay male
>99% of society hates me
>gays are still being put to death around the world just for being gay
Wtf? I didn't ask for this.
Repostin just incase anyone missed it
General fedora/cringe thread I guess
What is your first impression of my sister /r9k/?
>when your family has a group chat with everyone in it except you
Can you tell if someone is a virgin?
>tfw no southern blonde gf to go to Aruba with
>tfw went from 5'7 215lbs to now 5'7.5 and 170lbs
feels good man :D
Who /big head/ here?
>parents have always bullied me for having a big head
>buy hats for themselves that they force me to try on when they know it wont fit
>buy the biggest melon available and compare them to my head every time
>head never looks good no matter what haircut I have
Just kill me already
Post head or try your best to illustrate how big your head is with a simple drawing of a circle for the body and a circle for the head. And if you go the drawing route draw another one of what normal heads look like so we have reference.
Are glory holes like a real thing? Or is it just a studio porn thing?
Yeah a real thing at some sex shops, a lot of glory hole porn IS strangers though, you sign consent for your dick to be in a porn, maybe you even get paid at some places. I imagine that they don't pay you since you're getting a hot porn star to zuck your dick.
Come watch cringe videos together with other robots
Join us !!
bumpin get in there you have nothing else to do
>Dad tells me plot of a movie he's watching
>Describes sex scene
>I get upset
>"Why are you pissed off, anon? My god, I've always noticed every time someone describes a sex scene or you see it in a movie, you get annoyed/upset, why?"
>"I just don't think it's relevant to the plot, most sex scenes are put into the movie for eye-candy. They serve no real purpose, I just think it's a cheap way of getting more money/viewers, if the sex scene contributes to the plot then fine, but 99% of the time it doesn't."
>I'm not buying that, that's a lame excuse anon."
>"Welp, that's the truth, sorry you don't believe me."
Honestly I just don't like talking about sex/sexual nature stuff with my parents, I'm a 24 year old loser friendless virgin, my parents know this. It just makes me uncomfortable to have the topic of sex or something sexual brought up by my parents. I also don't like discussing sexual stuff with strangers either, I consider sex to be a private topic. Only normies feel comfortable talking about their sex life with each other, I think that's weird/strange.
Like this one time I worked at a summer camp, only the normie chads and stacies were like "Let's all go around the room and talk about our fetishes and sex life!" I was the only person who felt uncomfortable, and everyone thought I was weird when I chose to pass. If it makes me weird to feel uncomfortable about talking/hearing about sex from my parents/strangers than so be it, I don't want to be normal if that's what's considered fucking normal.
I got my values, let them keep theirs.
You're a fucking autist, you shouldn't be getting upset over your dad talking about a sex scene in a fucking movie, he isn't shitting on you for being a virgin, damn.
The only thing I can actually agree with in your post was the summer camp thing.
I can relate to you anon. When i watch movies, i usually skip sex scenes because they are waste of time. I think it's because of my parents programming - i've never had any real talk about love or sex. I can understand why sex is important to relationship or even casual sex might be used to blow some steam but i find zero appeal in it to actively seek it. I'm also 24 KV and my approach to sex is "take it or leave it" - sure it would be nice to get it one day but i wont be desperate if i wont get it.
Discussing sexual fetishes with others is completely unacceptable to me because i hold these things as top private things and freely sharing these thoughts are beyond my comprehension.
What 4chan board is the opposite of /r9k/?