>claims to have depression
>has a gf/bf
>Is a female
>claims to be a robot
>Is a non-virgin
>claims to be a robot
i dont really get it is a robot just a permavirgin? im addled by mental illness but im pretty attractive so girls approach me.. does this make me not a robot? what if i hate people and women? im so confused
You don't know why Caucasians are called Caucasians do you
Even if you knew the location you don't even know why they were hurdled up there like sheep
I'm a former beta /b/-tard who's now a BDSM Dominant with a wife and multiple girlfriends. I had sex 4 times today: anal, throat-fucking, and facials before dinner.
You can level up. I can tell you how.
GUYS IM FUCKED ROYALLY FUCKED.
>Be at work
>Black coworkers hanging out in break room
>Decide to leave my phone down to wash my hands
>one of them grabs my phone
>he starts going through my pictures.
>He finds my 2D hentai collection along with some nonlewd Drawn loli & shota
>I hear a ''HECKY NAH''
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>be at work
found your problem
My roommate stinks so badly..
What should i do?
pic not related
move out. theres nothing else you can do. sleep on the streets, it saves a lot of money
Wanna drink robot?
>tfw this prevented me from going insane
and thus prevented a mass shooting from ever happening
>tossed out my manifesto into the trash the morning after
tell us how it happened
>dont be a faggot deliver pls
I find porn degrading to women, I always felt that pornstars really hate being fucked in all holes, but they have to do it because else they don't have a good source of income. I'm sure they cry secretly at night. No one wants to be a slut, after all.
Is it okay to fap to hentai instead? There are no women involved, and usually the girls are more attractive.
>"girls have it easy, there will always be a guy desperate enough to love them"
BUT I'M A LESBEAN
It seems he understands your suffering and often tells you he will you treat better than anyone else ever could.
Can anyone explain the fetish for girls licking their own feet? I don't know why people find that so arousing.
I don't know why I find it so arousing.
I'm into feet, but not hugely into girls licking their own feet. I liked it more when I was younger, but now, I'd rather do it.
Then again, I find it hard to watch porn where guys are paying too much attention to a girl's feet. I can watch a guy fuck a girl no problem, but when he starts sucking her toes, it's just weird to me. I myself love doing it, but watching it doesn't do it for me.
Why does it seem like that only guys can be socially awkward? I've met many socially awkward guys, but barely any socially awkward girls. It's like most girls I know are very social and shit. Anyone know why this is?
Trust me. Women can be very awkward.
It's just that usually most people don't give a shit when women are awkward. They just play it off as quirky
I remember talking to one girl, and she was making constant assumptions about people and I had to call her out on her shit.
>le ironic black ape speak
>/pol/ becoming mainstream on every board
>reddit flooding everywhere because their admin purged the site
Can we all agree this has been the worst year in the history of 4chan? With the exception of Hiroshima Nagasaki, nothing good has happened.
No, 2015 is the year I got back into 4chan after not coming here since about 2010, so this is one of the best 4chan years for me.
I love pepe, cvck memes, /pol/, basically all of it. So yeah, sorry you don't feel the same way.
Somebody please recommend me some sad movies that a robot may like.
More like this.
>tfw have a date with a qt tomorrow
We're going to make it, brehs